It Just Got Worse

"I can explain," Little Lance #12 gulped.

"I'll bet," A Little Lance said.

"Did you really think that you could get away with it?" Another Little Lance snapped.

"So you thought you could get the real Kitty all to yourself huh?" Still another Little Lance asked.

"Nice try buster!" Yet another Little Lance snapped. "Well now it's our turn to have some time with Kitty!"

"YEAH!" They all ran off to search for her, each one going in separate directions.

"This could be a problem," Little Lance #12 gulped.

Not too long afterwards…

"Get out of my room you little creep!" Tabitha shoved Little Lance out.

"Sorry! I thought Kitty was in here!" Little Lance said.

"Just stay out and don't touch my stuff!" Tabitha said.

"Yeah right like I'd be caught dead with your girly things," Little Lance said as he went down the hallway.

"What's wrong with him?" Rogue asked as she walked by, munching on some chips.

"Caught the little rock head in my room," Tabitha told her. "Cool are those that new brand of honey BBQ salsa ranch chips I've been hearing about?"

"Yeah you wanna try one?" Rogue offered her some.

"Can I have some?" Little Lance walked by.

"No you have enough artificial stuff in you," Rogue said.

"Is Kitty here?" Little Lance asked.

"I just told you no!" Tabitha grumbled. "Now get lost!"

"Old grouch!" Little Lance stomped away.

"I swear he's such a pain!" Tabitha said as she chomped on the chips.

"Hey wasn't he wearing different clothes this morning?" Rogue asked.

"Ah you know how kids go through their clothes," Tabitha waved. "You know these are really good!"

"Is Kitty here?" Little Lance walked up to them.

"For the last time no!" Tabitha snapped. "Will you stop bothering me?"

"Why what'd he do?" Another Little Lance walked up to them from the other side.

"He keeps pestering us about Kitty so tell him…." Tabitha started.

Both Rogue and Tabitha looked at the first Little Lance, then at the second. "Rogue…" Tabitha asked nervously. "What exactly is in these chips?"

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"I will kill that little…" Peter swore in Russian after he changed pants. "No first I kill that dragon, then Little Avalanche, then I go after the real one!"

"Hey there," Little Lance walked up to him. "Have you seen Kitty?"

"DIE!" Peter shouted as he started to chase him. Little Lance ducked behind a corner. "All right! Where are you?" Peter shouted as he ran down a hallway.

"Over here!" Little Lance popped his head out of one door and stuck his tongue out.

Peter ran to the room and tried to open the door. "Let me in you little…"

"I'm over here stupid!" Little Lance laughed as he popped his head out of another door. He closed it just before Peter got there.

"If you don't let me in I will break the door down and then I will break your head!" Peter snapped.

"Hey I'm over here!" Lance popped his head out the first door. Peter ran to that one.

"No over here!" Little Lance stuck his head out another door and shut it.

"All right…" Peter looked around. "How is he doing this?" Then he saw Little Lance run down the hallway. "HEY! COME BACK HERE YOU!"

"Peter what's going on?" Jamie asked him as Peter ran by.

"Multiple! I need help!" Peter said. "Help me catch him!"

"You got it!" Jamie went with Peter and they chased Little Lance into another room.

"No way out," Peter blocked the door. "Now we have you!"

"I got him surrounded!" Jamie made three more clones of himself and surrounded Little Lance.

"No we got you surrounded!" Five Little Lances popped up from their hiding places.

"What the?" Peter's jaw dropped.

"Since when could he do that?" Jamie yelled.

"This…is not right here," Peter gulped.

"Look will somebody take this kid from me?" Logan walked in with another Little Lance under his arm. "He's driving me nuts and…" He stared at Jamie and Peter and what they had. "Oh no…" Logan groaned. "Please tell me that I'm drunk or hallucinating."

"If you are then so are we," Peter told him.

"Logan!" Tabitha shouted as two more Little Lances were chasing her and Rogue. "Help!"

"How many more of these kids are there?" Logan snapped.

Twenty minutes later…"Okay I think we've got them all in that one room," Jamie panted. "I think…"

"What's going on?" Kitty asked. "What's all the shouting about?"

"Kitty…we have a problem," Peter told her. The ground shook again. "A very big problem."

"What did he do now?" Kitty sighed. "Where is he?" Peter pointed to the door. "You are in such trouble Lance," She snapped as she opened the door.

"HI KITTY!" All the Little Lances shouted out at the same time.

"Oh god no…" Kitty moaned.

"This is not good…" Scott gulped. "Definitely not good!"

"Ya think?" Peter shouted.

Coming up, more Little Lance Lunacy! Will the mansion survive an assault of Avalanches? What happens when tiny Rocktumblers go on a rampage? Read and review to find out!