Management
~by LiLZelda~
Hello people! LiLZelda here again with another twisted idea from my twisted imagination. MU HA HA! Uh, yeah so anyways let me just give you another summary: The cast of Zelda is going though management. Each member with his or her own twisted problems. The physiatrist decides to solve the problem. How is that you ask? Easy. Get each and everything that annoys them and make them solve their problems themselves. WARNING: Contains fan girl violence (**A/N: No offense towards any fangirls….hey, I'm one myself ::Link walks by:: LINK COME BACK!! ::chases after Link::**). Please enjoy, R&R and no flames!!!
::Disclaimer: I do not own Zelda, or any of the characters OR things related to it. However I do own me ^_^. {Authors on FF.net: O.O;;;;;;}.::
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~Intro Chapter: The groups problems are listed~
::Ever hear someone say this to you: "YOU HAVE PROBLEMS!!" Well if you did, your in luck (Link: O.o; How?) Shut up you I'm trying to tell a story here! *Ahem* Anyway, like I said your in the luck. Because the following story tells about people who have..well…hm, how would I put this…uh problems?::
Physiatrist Kiara N. Madison stepped out of her office, ready to welcome the new group of patients. Before they arrived, she figured she'd see what was wrong with them. She pulled out a list and read:
:::::::Group:::::::
Link- Paranoid of blood, small spaces, and bacteria
Zelda- sees things that aren't there
LiLZelda- sugar addict ::A/N: teehee :D::
Ganondorf- suffers from turrets syndrome
Rauru: suffers from L.A.S ::…heeheehee you'll see soon::
Fierce Deity ::A/N; for those who don't know Fierce Deity is Dark Link::- suffers from depression ::A/N: I know some of these are very SERIOUS problems, and I understand but this is a humor fic so, work with me here, please?::
Sheik- suffers form P.O.C.O.F (Paranoia of crazy obsessed fangirls) ::A/N: as I've said no offense to fangirls; I am one myself.:::
Malon- has consent emotional break downs
Phantom Ganon- suffers form PM PMS (permanent male PMS) ::A/N: NOOO DON'T KILL ME GANON FANS I BEG THEE!!!!::
Navi- suffers from C.A.F.P (constant annoying fairy problems) ::A/N: :D::
Nabooru- suffers from short term memory loss
Ruto- suffers form A.O.F.P (Annoying, obsessed fish problems) ::A/N: no offense to Ruto fans out there!::
Impa- suffers from narcolepisi (when you fall asleep at random times.)
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Kiara sighed, this was going to be a very hard group to take care of. Oh well, she thought, I get though it somehow.
::::::END OF INTRODUCTDION::::::
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Link: O_o;; That's it?!?!
LiLZelda: for now….
Link: You're pathetic
LiLZelda: -__-;;; Shaddup you
A group of crazy Link fans: GET HER!!! ::start to chase LiLZelda with torches:::
Well, that's the intro, not much humor but the next chapter will have that. Anyways if you have suggestions for more people tell me and I'll put them in but tell me what their problem is; also have any suggestions for a new title cuz I need one badly ^__^;;;.
Well, the "submit review" button is down there, give me suggestions…just don't flame me.
~by LiLZelda~
Hello people! LiLZelda here again with another twisted idea from my twisted imagination. MU HA HA! Uh, yeah so anyways let me just give you another summary: The cast of Zelda is going though management. Each member with his or her own twisted problems. The physiatrist decides to solve the problem. How is that you ask? Easy. Get each and everything that annoys them and make them solve their problems themselves. WARNING: Contains fan girl violence (**A/N: No offense towards any fangirls….hey, I'm one myself ::Link walks by:: LINK COME BACK!! ::chases after Link::**). Please enjoy, R&R and no flames!!!
::Disclaimer: I do not own Zelda, or any of the characters OR things related to it. However I do own me ^_^. {Authors on FF.net: O.O;;;;;;}.::
&&~~
~Intro Chapter: The groups problems are listed~
::Ever hear someone say this to you: "YOU HAVE PROBLEMS!!" Well if you did, your in luck (Link: O.o; How?) Shut up you I'm trying to tell a story here! *Ahem* Anyway, like I said your in the luck. Because the following story tells about people who have..well…hm, how would I put this…uh problems?::
Physiatrist Kiara N. Madison stepped out of her office, ready to welcome the new group of patients. Before they arrived, she figured she'd see what was wrong with them. She pulled out a list and read:
:::::::Group:::::::
Link- Paranoid of blood, small spaces, and bacteria
Zelda- sees things that aren't there
LiLZelda- sugar addict ::A/N: teehee :D::
Ganondorf- suffers from turrets syndrome
Rauru: suffers from L.A.S ::…heeheehee you'll see soon::
Fierce Deity ::A/N; for those who don't know Fierce Deity is Dark Link::- suffers from depression ::A/N: I know some of these are very SERIOUS problems, and I understand but this is a humor fic so, work with me here, please?::
Sheik- suffers form P.O.C.O.F (Paranoia of crazy obsessed fangirls) ::A/N: as I've said no offense to fangirls; I am one myself.:::
Malon- has consent emotional break downs
Phantom Ganon- suffers form PM PMS (permanent male PMS) ::A/N: NOOO DON'T KILL ME GANON FANS I BEG THEE!!!!::
Navi- suffers from C.A.F.P (constant annoying fairy problems) ::A/N: :D::
Nabooru- suffers from short term memory loss
Ruto- suffers form A.O.F.P (Annoying, obsessed fish problems) ::A/N: no offense to Ruto fans out there!::
Impa- suffers from narcolepisi (when you fall asleep at random times.)
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Kiara sighed, this was going to be a very hard group to take care of. Oh well, she thought, I get though it somehow.
::::::END OF INTRODUCTDION::::::
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
Link: O_o;; That's it?!?!
LiLZelda: for now….
Link: You're pathetic
LiLZelda: -__-;;; Shaddup you
A group of crazy Link fans: GET HER!!! ::start to chase LiLZelda with torches:::
Well, that's the intro, not much humor but the next chapter will have that. Anyways if you have suggestions for more people tell me and I'll put them in but tell me what their problem is; also have any suggestions for a new title cuz I need one badly ^__^;;;.
Well, the "submit review" button is down there, give me suggestions…just don't flame me.
