Not Enough Kitty to Go Around
"Is this all of them?" Logan asked.
"Da," Peter sighed. "Every last one of them. We searched the entire mansion."
"This is a nightmare," Kitty moaned as she watched all the Little Lances run around playing with various objects and breaking them. "How many of these guys are there?"
"Nineteen," Kurt groaned. "Nineteen Avalanches running amok in the mansion."
"Just think Kitty this could be your future," Tabitha quipped. "A lot of little Lances running around!"
"That's so not funny Tabitha!" Kitty glared at her. "Okay where's the one that started this whole mess?"
"That's easy," Rogue pointed. "The one that's wearing a different outfit." She pointed to the Little Lance wearing a red and blue outfit. All the others were wearing black T-shirts and jeans.
"Okay you," Kitty glared at him. "What's the big idea?"
"Yeah something tells me you weren't exactly truthful with that story you told us about Mojo throwing you away," Scott growled.
"Is that what he told you?" A Little Lance sided up to Kitty.
"So what did happen?" Scott folded his arms.
"Easy," The Little Lance next to Kitty said. "He decided to go and have the real Kitty for himself. We've all been missing you Kitty. Especially since Little Lance #13 got the Baby Shadowcat to be his girlfriend. I'm Little Lance #1. Would you like to go on a date with me?"
"This is not happening," Kitty groaned.
"Play with me Kitty!" Another Little Lance grabbed her hand.
"No play with me!" Yet another Little Lance grabbed her other hand.
"She's playing with me!" The first Little Lance snapped.
"No me!" The other one said.
"Hey I wanna play with her!" Little Lance #12 said.
"You've hogged her enough!" Little Lance #1 snapped.
"Yeah we want a turn!" Another Little Lance snapped. "Fair is fair!"
"MINE!" Both Little Lances pulled on Kitty's hands.
"MY KITTY!"
"NO SHE'S MINE!"
"MINE!"
"MINE!"
"KITTY IS MINE!" Little Lance #12 stomped his foot.
"NO SHE ISN'T!" All the Little Lances shouted. "SHE'S OUR KITTY! WE LOVE YOU KITTY!"
"I gotta get out of here!" Kitty screamed as she phased out of their grasp and ran out of the room.
"Okay so now what do we do with them?" Rogue asked.
"KITTY!" The Little Lances cried as she left. The mansion started to shake violently.
"Forge I want you to try and fix that portal device!" Scott snapped. "We are sending them all back where they came from before the mansion collapses!"
"No way!" Little Lance #1 shouted.
"You can't keep us from our Pretty Kitty!" Little Lance #12 snapped.
"Wanna bet?" Scott growled.
"Bring it on!" Little Lance #1 growled back. "Avalanches! Formation Number 7!"
"Uh oh," Logan started to back away as the Little Lances moved into a troop formation. "This is not gonna be easy."
"ATTACK!" Several Little Lances shouted as they leapt at Scott.
"GET THEM OFF ME!" Scott shouted as he was dragged down by a group of Avalanches.
"Okay this stops right…" Rogue started to move towards them while removing her gloves. However several other Little Lances threw a tremor knocking her into the wall along with several other X-Men.
"Let's find Kitty!" Little Lance #12 used his powers to make a hole in the wall. "Follow me men!" They all fled through the hole.
"Oh man we gotta stop them before they do some real damage!" Bobby yelled.
"It's a bit late for that!" Jean muttered as she sat up. She had been thrown against the wall as well. "Scott!" She got up and ran to his side.
Scott's clothes were torn and he was in a fetal position. "Too many…Avalanches everywhere…" He whimpered. "Kicked me…very hard… right where it hurts…ow…"
"Well I know somebody besides me who is going to have nightmares for a month," Peter grumbled.
Meanwhile Kitty had fled to another room downstairs. "KITTY!" A Little Lance spotted her. "Over here guys!"
"Oh no!" Kitty phased through the wall and ended up in the garage. "I gotta get out of here!"
Suddenly there was a hole in the wall. "Don't leave us Kitty!" Little Lance #12 called out. "We need you!"
"Why are you following me?" Kitty moaned.
"Because you're the Kitty," Little Lance #1 said.
"You're our whole world," Another Little Lance said.
"We need you!" Little Lance #12 said. "You're our Queen!"
"I'm what?" Kitty choked.
"ALL HAIL QUEEN KITTY!" The Little Lances all cheered. "ALL HAIL QUEEN KITTY!"
"I can't handle this," Kitty fainted dead away.
"Kitty is ours!" Little Lance #12 shouted.
"Let's take her away from this dump and find a kingdom for her!" Little Lance #1 said. Several Little Lances picked up her unconscious form.
"You little rock tumblers ain't going nowhere!" Remy appeared.
"Out of our way!" One Little Lance said. "We need to take our Queen away from here!"
"There's no way you lot are getting past Gambit," Remy growled.
"Wanna bet?" One Little Lance growled.
"I got an idea," Little Lance #12 grinned and whispered to his brothers.
"That's a very good idea Number 12," Little Lance #1 smirked. "A very good idea." They all advanced on Remy.
"Oh no you don't!" Remy started to charge a card but they all pounced on him at once. "Get off Gambit you little…Hey! What are you doing? No! Don't! Stop it! Cut it out! You wouldn't! You couldn't! Stop it! NOOOOOO!"
"Ha ha!" Little Lance #1 laughed in triumph as he held Remy's underwear over his head. "That'll cut him down to size!"
"To the Avalanche Mobile!" One shouted.
"What's that?" Another asked.
"Whatever car we can swipe!" The first one told the others. "Let's take that one!"
"Let's rock!" Little Lance #12 shouted as they took Kitty with them.
"COME BACK HERE WITH GAMBIT'S CLOTHES!" Remy screamed as they somehow hot-wired the SUV and tore out of the garage.
"I think they went this way!" Hank said as he walked in the garage with Tabitha, Rogue, Scott and Jean behind him.
"Remy?" Rogue asked. "Where are you?"
"Back here," Remy moaned as he poked his head out behind Scott's car.
"What are you doing playing around…?" Rogue asked as she walked closer.
"Don't come any closer!" Remy shouted.
"Why?" Rogue asked.
"Are you hurt?" Hank asked.
"Only Gambit's dignity," Remy grumbled. "They took my clothes!"
"They what?" Rogue blinked.
"You heard Remy," Remy growled. "They all pounced on Remy at once! Couldn't fight them off and the next thing I knew…"
"You mean you're…" Tabitha raised an eyebrow.
"As a jaybird," Remy growled. "Somebody please get Gambit some pants!"
"Well this I gotta see," Tabitha started to walk over to the car.
"Nonononononono!" Remy squealed. "Stay back! Rogue! Help Gambit!"
"I dunno," Rogue grinned. "It's not often we get to see you with your pants down. And in this case…"
"Very funny," Remy snapped.
"Uh as much as I'd love to torment him all night we have bigger problems," Jean told them. "Where's Kitty?"
"With the maniac munchkin brigade," Remy grumbled. "They took off in your SUV!"
"They what?" Jean whirled and looked around. She ran to the edge of the garage. "Oh no! The front gates are open! They must have used their powers on them!"
"Oh dear god," Hank gasped. "They're loose!"
"And they have Kitty!" Kurt gasped.
"AND THEY HAVE MY SUV!" Jean shouted.
"NOT TO MENTION GAMBIT'S PANTS!" Remy shouted. "Could somebody please get me some clothes! It's freezing in here!"
"Okay it's confirmed," Scott gulped. "This is officially a disaster!"
"We've got to find them!" Rogue said.
"How about finding Gambit some clothes first?" Remy growled. "Gambit can't go running around in his birthday suit!"
"Why not?" Tabitha grinned.
"X-Men let's suit up!" Scott shouted. Several X-Men ran out the door.
"Easy for you to say!" Remy shouted. "Hey! Don't leave Remy here!"
"Oh we'll keep you company," Rogue smirked. "Right Tabitha?"
"Yeah," Tabitha grinned. "Think of this as payback for all the times you 'accidentally' walked in on us girls changing.
"That was only once!" Remy pleaded, trying to cover himself with his hands. "And it was an accident!"
"Yeah right," Tabitha snickered.
"Now let's see what we have here," Rogue walked closer to the car.
"Stay away!" Remy shouted.
"Okay that's enough," Kurt teleported next to Remy. "Show's over!" He took him and teleported him to his room.
"Darn," Rogue snapped her fingers.
"Oh well," Tabitha shrugged. "There's always those pictures Althea and the other Misfits have."
"Yeah we can buy some of them later," Rogue agreed. "But for now let's go help the others! With all those little Rock Heads on the loose they are gonna need all the help they can get!"
Next: What happens when a lot of Little Lances take on the town? Big trouble!
