Rules and Regulations
There are many specific rules and requirements to the use of this book. Upon opening to the second page, you entered a contract that will only be finished upon completion of the book. I didn't tell you because I didn't want to, so there. If you didn't understand the warnings, it's your own problem. In this contract, which will change sporadically, I can have you doing whatever I wish. And no, I am not a Dark Magic Book, like Tom Riddle's Diary, as I was not created by magic or by the means of any human. I made myself. And as I am not a human, I cannot use you for any Dark ways, as I don't want to. You may, however, find yourself doing rather scandalous things, while you think you are under your own influence. This is all for the benefit of this book, as I can add these stories to myself. Now, the rules of the use of this book:
1. You may not pick or blow your nose while using this book. I don't care how well you wipe them on your pants or that girl in the corner's hair. I will not allow any traces of snot to be in my pages. And no blowing your nose before you use the book either, just to get me back. I will seal myself shut, and charm you to the ceiling, where you will hang for 3 hours, 7 minutes, and 52 seconds.
2. I do not want you to read me while you are sick, either. See #1 for reason and consequences.
3. This book is not to be used for educational purposes (Hermione, Ravenclaws, I'm sorry). I am only to be used in pranks, jokes, anything scandalous, or to bring Sirius Black back to life. I may be used for fun, but only in emergency situations.
4. Everyone on reading this book has to write an entry in the back of their experiences with me. I promise that by that time, the contract is lifted, and you may write whatever you want, even negative things about me. You may not, however, throw me into a fireplace, spill Bubotuber Pus on me, feed me to Hippogriffs, or do anything else to me that might harm me in anyway.
5. You are not allowed to tickle me. You just can't. I'm not ticklish, it's just...not very comfortable.
6. If you have any other doubts on things that you are allowed to or not to do, just ask, or don't do it. If I don't respond, ask Peeves. We know each other rather well. He gives me some of my best information.
7. HAVE FUN!!! If you are not accustomed to the emotion of joy, make sure you learn well, very well.
If you do not follow these rules, I will come up with suitable retributions, or just feed you to a friend of mind that I will introduce you to later in the book. Just remember, don't learn anything, have fun, and no tickling or noseblowing!
There are many specific rules and requirements to the use of this book. Upon opening to the second page, you entered a contract that will only be finished upon completion of the book. I didn't tell you because I didn't want to, so there. If you didn't understand the warnings, it's your own problem. In this contract, which will change sporadically, I can have you doing whatever I wish. And no, I am not a Dark Magic Book, like Tom Riddle's Diary, as I was not created by magic or by the means of any human. I made myself. And as I am not a human, I cannot use you for any Dark ways, as I don't want to. You may, however, find yourself doing rather scandalous things, while you think you are under your own influence. This is all for the benefit of this book, as I can add these stories to myself. Now, the rules of the use of this book:
1. You may not pick or blow your nose while using this book. I don't care how well you wipe them on your pants or that girl in the corner's hair. I will not allow any traces of snot to be in my pages. And no blowing your nose before you use the book either, just to get me back. I will seal myself shut, and charm you to the ceiling, where you will hang for 3 hours, 7 minutes, and 52 seconds.
2. I do not want you to read me while you are sick, either. See #1 for reason and consequences.
3. This book is not to be used for educational purposes (Hermione, Ravenclaws, I'm sorry). I am only to be used in pranks, jokes, anything scandalous, or to bring Sirius Black back to life. I may be used for fun, but only in emergency situations.
4. Everyone on reading this book has to write an entry in the back of their experiences with me. I promise that by that time, the contract is lifted, and you may write whatever you want, even negative things about me. You may not, however, throw me into a fireplace, spill Bubotuber Pus on me, feed me to Hippogriffs, or do anything else to me that might harm me in anyway.
5. You are not allowed to tickle me. You just can't. I'm not ticklish, it's just...not very comfortable.
6. If you have any other doubts on things that you are allowed to or not to do, just ask, or don't do it. If I don't respond, ask Peeves. We know each other rather well. He gives me some of my best information.
7. HAVE FUN!!! If you are not accustomed to the emotion of joy, make sure you learn well, very well.
If you do not follow these rules, I will come up with suitable retributions, or just feed you to a friend of mind that I will introduce you to later in the book. Just remember, don't learn anything, have fun, and no tickling or noseblowing!
