Holy decapitated chickens on a stick, Batman! The feedback for this fic has been OVERWHELMING! I never knew you guys liked us that much! *glomps each and every one of her reviewers, who will get individual recognition at the end of the fic* I took a lot longer with this part than I thought I would. Sorry 'bout that. ^_^;;; I was a little apprehensive at first about doing a GW thing since there are so many GREAT GW fics out there (Hell, Madam Hydra's GW fics are what inspired me to start writing in the first place). But I'm pleased as punch that you guys like me 'n' Yoko 'n' Satsuki! Okay, enough with the serious crap. ON WITH THE DUO-NESS!

Disclaimers: I don't own the characters of Gundam Wing, Weiß Kreuz, or Gravitation. So don't sue me. Or I'll cry. And hit you. And cry some more.

Warnings: Insanity, stupidity

TSIWOTPO: Super Shinigami Handles Omi's Mental Breakdown

Farfie: So there are these three whores, okay? Three, I say. Not one, not two, but THREE. The number right before four and right after two. THREE. Three of them. Tres. Trois. Tre. Drei. Got it?

Omi: Yeeeeeah....

Farfie: So the pimp goes up to the first whore, the first out of THREE I might add, and says, "Where's my five hundred bucks?" And she says, "Five hundred? I thought you said two-fifty!" So he backhands her and says, "Don't question me, bitch!" Got me so far?

Omi: I think so.

Farfie: Good. So he goes up to the second whore. The SECOND out of THREE. And he says, "Where's my thousand bucks?" So the girl says, "A thousand? But you said five hundred!" So he backhands her and says, "Don't question me, bitch!" Still with me?

Omi: Uh-huh!

Farfie: So the pimp goes to the THIRD and FINAL whore out of THREE. He says, "Where's my fifteen hundred bucks?" And she says, "Fifteen hundred? I thought you said seven-fifty!" So he backhands the THIRD AND FINAL whore and says, "Don't question me, bitch!" Okay?

Omi: Okie dokey!

Farfie: *grins* So the pimp goes to the fourth whore and-

Omi: Wait...I thought you said that there were three.

Farfie: *backhands Omi* Don't question me, bitch!

Omi: *falls out of his chair* *sniffles*

Yuki: *a la Zorak* Hahahaha, you fell!

Farfie: *cackles*

Omi: You're so meeeeeeean! *sobs*

Yuki: Stop whining or I might have to sleep with you.

Omi: Eh?! But we barely know each other! This is only the second episode!

Yuki: So? Didn't stop me last time.

*rim shot...yanno, that drum thing that happens whenever anyone tells a joke*

Audience: *laughs at the irony of it all*

Sita, Yoko, Satsuki: *bounce in with pizza*

Farfie: They're back! *runs to chair and sits like a good boy*

Yuki: *places fake halo over head*

Omi: *cowers on the floor and cries*

Yoko: OMI! *glomps him* What happened?!

Omi: *points at Yuki and Farfie* They were bein' meeeeean! *cries more*

Sita and Satsuki: Whiny bitch...

Yoko: WHAT?!?!

Sita: Nothing!

Satsuki: Yuki wouldn't do anything bad, would ya, Yuki? *glomps Yuki*

Yuki: .....'Course not.

Sita: *snorts* Farfie would. But enough Omi bashing!

Yuki and Farfie: For now.

Sita: ....Yeah. Anyway, I'm Sita-chan!

Yoko: I'm Yoko-chan! *does the monkey*

Satsuki: And I'm Satsuki-chan! *acts like a monkey* And welcome to...

All Three: THE SOMEWHAT INSANE WORLD OF THREE PSYCHOTIC OTAKUS!

Spoon Man: *runs in* I am Spoon Man! Protecting the Earth from evil silverware! *cackles* *runs out*

Sita: ...Okie dokey. Soooo....ON WITH THE SHOW!

Satsuki: Duo's here today!

Audience: WOOOO!

Duo Fangirls: *scream and throw various undergarments*

Omi: EEEK! *throws darts at the underwear*

Yoko: So let's all form a mosh pit for... DUO MAXWELL!

*sparks explode on stage*

Duo: *drops in from the ceiling* Hey, kids!

Audience: WAAAAAAI! *moshes*

Duo: *raises eyebrow* Farf, what are you doing here?

Farfie: *grins* They love me. Right?

Audience: *screams loudly*

Duo: Uh-huh....Yeah... *eyes Satsuki* Who's she?

Satsuki: HI, DUO! *attaches herself to his leg*

Duo: Damn, Sita, she's worse than you! ....Sita?

Sita: *has jumped on Duo's back* I MISSED YOU! DON'T EVER LEAVE ME AGAIN!

Duo: *falls over* HELP!

Yoko: WHY DID YOU EVER LEAVE US, DU-CHAAAAN?! *attaches herself to Duo's other leg*

Yuki and Farfie: *pry the psychos off of Duo*

Sita: Erm...Ahem. That's Satsuki-chan. She's new! *dances*

Duo: *sits in his chair* *looks very uncomfortable*

Yoko: What's the matter, Duo? *bats eyelashes*

Duo: ....I'm on your show.

Sita: Yup, you sure are!

Duo: ....I was on the panel last time.

Satsuki: YAAAAY!

Duo: I've seen what you idiots do to your guests.

All Three: Thank you! *bow*

Duo: *sighs* Let's get this over with...

Yoko: I wanna go first! MEEEEEE! ME, ME, ME!

Satsuki: ASK! ASK!

Yoko: How the hell did Sita rope you into coming back? I thought you had more sense than that!

Duo: Erm...I dunno! *hides pocky and alcohol*

Yoko: ....Riiiiiiiight....

Sita: *cackles madly*

Satsuki: LEMME GO NEXT! Pleeeeeease? *puppy dog eyes*

Sita: Stop it, you're ugly.

Satsuki: I knoooooow!

Sita: -_-;;;; Aske ye olde questione.

Satsuki: Did you and Solo ever...yanno...DO THE HORIZONTAL TANGO?!

Yuki: Haven't heard that expression in a while. *rolls eyes, drinks beer*

Duo: Stupid question. Of course we did! And it was good, too! First, we'd-

*~*~*CENSORED*~*~*

Duo: -and that was always my favorite part, but it took FOREVER to get the lime Jell-O out of the carpet!

Satsuki: COOL!

Sita, Yoko, Yuki: O_o

Farfie: I don't even have to say it.

Yuki: Yeeeeah...It's pretty obvious how much that hurts God....

Sita: Changing the subject...

Yoko: Is it true that you keep all your stuff in your hair, like Kurama?

Sita: Kuramaaaaaa.... *drools*

Satsuki: *whacks Sita with the Mallet-O-Anti-Kitsune-ness (TM)*

Sita: ....Derf.... *passes out* @_@

Yuki: Good job, idiot.

Satsuki: THANK YOU, YUKI-CHAAAaN! *glomps him*

Duo: Anyway...I keep certain stuff in my hair. Like my guns...and Heero's demo CD...and a picture of Wu with his hair down... *cackles*

Yoko: WHICH BRINGS US TO OUR NEXT QUESTION! How come everyone thinks you're with Heero?! WHYYYYYY?!

Yuki: Eardrums...exploding....

Farfie: Lemme fix it! *brandishes his knife*

Yuki: O_o I'M FINE! I'M FINE!

Farfie: Oh...Okay!

Duo: I dunno...Maybe it's because he has a MASSIVE-ASS CRUSH ON ME!

All: Eh?!

Duo: Come on, he's pretty friggin' obvious!

Heero: *runs in* SHUT UP, DUO! JUST SHUT UP, YO! WORD! *runs out sobbing*

Duo: ....Oooookay....

Yoko: So how'd you end up with Wufei?

Sita: *wakes up at the mention of 5x2* Yeah! WHEN DID THIS HAPPEN?! *pokes Duo menacingly*

Duo: You're the one who slashed us together in TCMUWOSCAFC, Sita.

Sita: ...Oh, yeah. Eheheheh... *sweatdrop*

Satsuki: *is skipping in a circle* Happy, happy leprechauns!

Farfie: *barks at Satsuki*

Sita: Now, today we have a....

Satsuki: *imitates drumroll*

Sita: Special guest!

Audience: *has fallen asleep* U_U

Yoko: ....Satsuki?

Satsuki: *clears throat* WAKEY, WAKEEEEEEEEEEEEEY!

Audience: AAAAAH! OUR EARS!

Sita: Good job, Satsuki-chan. *throws her a piece of garlic bread*

Satsuki: O_O GARLIC BREAD?! I LOVE GARLIC BREAD! *attacks bread*

Farfie: Heeeeey! Gimme, gimme! *chews at bread*

Sita: ....Anyway....Everyone, please welcome...

All Three: HIEIWHIPOBSESSER!

Satsuki: Or H.W.O for short!

H.W.O: *careens out on to the stage* I LIIIIIIIIVE! *dances around*

Yuki: Shit, not another one....

Yoko: Do ya have a question for Duo, H.W.O? Do ya, do ya?!?!

H.W.O: Yupyupyupyup! Duo, whadda ya have that long-ass hair for?

Gangsta Videl: *jumps out of audience* That was my question!

Sita and Yoko: *stand protectively in front of the walls* USE THE DOOR, GV!

Duo: ....I'm assuming that you all know the story about when I was back at the chu- *glances quickly at Farfie*

Farfie: *sits innocently...yeah, Farf being innocent...sure...* What?

Duo: Um...Back when I was at the...chicken factory! And then that...bad thing happened...and all the...chickens...died.

Satsuki: Dead chickens are funny! *wiggles around on the floor* PLOOPY PIGGY!

H.W.O: Oooooh, yeah! I gotcha! The "chicken factory!" *over-exaggerated wink* ....I don't get it.

Duo: *slaps forehead* IT'S SO I CAN HIT PEOPLE WITH IT! SEE?! *whirls around and whacks Yuki in the face with his braid*

Audience: *cheers*

Gangsta Videl: *cackles* *runs through the door...without opening it*

Yoko: ...Well, we're making some progress.

Yuki: ...I give up. *bangs head against wall*

H.W.O: One more question! *directs chibi eyes at Sita* Can I have a magick-y author pen? Pweeeeease?

Sita: Hmmm...I dunno...We really aren't supposed to give those-

H.W.O: *holds up a Youji plushie*

Sita: O_O You got it! *whips a rainbow-colored magick-y author pen out of kanji space* *snatches the Youji plushie* Yo-taaaaan... *cuddles it*

H.W.O: *grabs pen* BWAHAHAHAHAHA! FEAR ME! FEAR ME AND MY PEN, WHO IS NOW NAMED ASMUNKEL! *cackles and runs through the wall*

Yoko: ...I don't know why we even bother building walls. Crazy otakus always end up running through them, anyway. BUT I GOTS ANOTHER QUESTION!

Satsuki: You sure have a lot of them today! *grabs Yuki's shoe and chews it*

Yoko: Ya think that when you reach your full height and weight people will still confuse you with an underdeveloped girl?

Duo: .... *stares blankly*

Yoko: ^_^

Duo: .....

Yoko: ^_^

Duo: ...I hate you. I've always hated you.

Yoko: Whatever you say, little girl!

Duo: _

Satsuki: PANEL QUESTIONS! PANEL QUESTIONS! *attaches herself to Yuki's leg* Whatcha got, Yuki-chaaaaaan?! *starry-eyed*

Yuki: Do you have anything that will kill me quickly and painlessly?

Duo: Not with me.

Yuki: How about something that'll kill her slowly and painfully?

Duo: Nothing that won't leave a huge mess.

Yuki: *snaps* Damn.

Yoko: How about you, Omi? ....Omi?

Sita: Where the hell is Omi?

Sita: I thought he was being awfully quiet! *searches*

*a giant television screen lowers out of the ceiling*

Omi (on the TV): Attention, anime world! I have acquired large amounts of high-powered explosions, and I am very willing to use them!

Satsuki: Ooooh, big words!

Sita: I knew he'd snap eventually!

Yoko: *jabs Farfie and Yuki* THIS IS YOUR FAULT!

TV Omi: *cackles wildly*

Duo: *jumps up* This looks like a job for... *whirls around really fast in a Sakano-esque tornado* *reappears in a black bodysuit with green bat wings and goggle-type things...and a cape...a green one* SUPER SHINIGAMI!

Sita and Yoko: Duo...Spandex...Clingy...Daaaaah...

Duo Fangirls: *swoon* @_@

Duo: And let's not forget his sidekick, HYPER WHORE!

Schuldig: *jumps through the window* God dammit, Maxwell, we changed it! I'm the Red Baron! THE RED BARON!

Duo: ....You can be the Red Whore.

Schuldig: WHY DOES EVERYONE THINK THAT I'M A WHORE?!

Audience: *in unison* Because you are!

Schuldig: ....Oh, yeah.

Yoko: O_o What the hell?!

Sita: You guys are super heroes?!

Duo: Duh. Why do you think the two of us were hanging out all the time?

Satsuki: O_o SCHU-CHAAAAAAAAAAAN! *grabs Schuldig's leg* SCHUSCHUSCHUSCHUSCHUSCHU!

Schuldig: ...Who the hell is this?

Duo: That's Satsuki. Ignore her for now. We must...DESTROY THE EVIL!

TV Omi: *is still cackling* Wow, that's invigorating! I should've become evil sooner! *resumes cackling*

Duo: Come, trusty sidekick! *flies through the ceiling*

Schuldig: How come I'm your sidekick? I'm older!

Duo: Stop bitching and move it!

Schuldig: *grumbles, complains, and climbs through the ceiling*

Sita and Yoko: .....

Satsuki: COME BACK, SCHU! *sobs* WAAAAAA-oh, well. *grabs Yuki*

Yuki: If I wasn't so manly, I'd cry.

Farfie: *is trying to dig a hole in the stage*

Sita: Farf? Farf, honey, that's wood. You can't dig through it.

Farfie: DON'T TELL ME MY LIMITATIONS, WOMAN!

TV Omi: *suddenly stops cackling* Who are you?!

A Voice: I am the terror that flaps in the night!

Another Voice: Wrong super hero, moron.

A Voice: Um....Who knows what lurks in the shadows?

Another Voice: Nope.

A Voice: Erm...Eh, screw it. Who cares what my name is? You won't be conscious long enough to remember it.

TV Omi: Eh, what- OW! *is beaten up*

Duo and Schuldig: *jump back in through the ceiling*

Sita, Yoko, Satsuki: *in unison* Wow! Gosh-golly-gee! Thanks, Super Shinigami! You're our hero!

Duo: *flashes his super hero smile and drops Omi on the floor* Now, I must be off! Come, trusty sidekick! AWAY! *flies through the ceiling*

Schuldig: *grumbles* Yeah, yeah...Damn teenagers...Think they know everything...I'm a trained assassin, I don't have to take any of his crap... *climbs through the ceiling*

Omi: @_@ ....potato farmer....

Yuki: I can't feel my leg any more.

Satsuki: That just shows you how much I LOVE YOOOOOOU! *squeezes tighter*

Sita: Well, I think that this is the end of the second episode.

Yoko: Considering that we don't have a guest any more.

Satsuki: I HAD FUN!

Sita: ...Everything's fun to you. You're a moron.

Satsuki: You say that like it's a bad thing!

Yuki: Please. Just get her off of me. *wiggles leg*

Satsuki: *clenches*

Yuki: *sighs*

Farfie: *chews on Satsuki's arm*

Sita: *points dramatically at audience* Did you guys have FUN TONIGHT?!

Audience: .....

*crickets chirp*

Sita: ....I'll take that as a "yes." Anyway.... *yanks an accordion out of kanji space* I'm Sita-chan!

Yoko: *pries Satsuki off of Yuki* I'm Yoko-chan!

Satsuki: *grabs Yoko* And I'm Satsuki-chan! And this has been...

All Three: THE SOMEWHAT INSANE WORLD OF THREE PSYCHOTIC OTAKUS!

Sita: *plays the accordion*

Yoko and Satsuki: *polka*

Yuki: I hate this...

Farfie: Wanna see my dead bug collection?! *is all excited*

Yuki: ....I really hate you.

Omi: *wakes up* Is it time to start the show yet?

Yuki: .... *screams*

OWARI

Whew! *wipes sweat off of forehead* That took me long enough to get out! You guys rock my world! *dances happily* Don't forget, if you want to ask a question, pop it in a review or e-mail it to me at Tweetybird3413@aol.com. I love reviews! Reviews make me smile! Reviewers tend to get random guest appearances! *cackles* Next time, we'll be interviewing Trowa, keeper of the gravity-defying hair!

CREDITS!

Hostesses: Sita-chan, Yoko-chan, Satsuki-chan

Torture-ee: Duo

Anime Panel: Yuki, Omi, Farfie

Special Guests: Heero, H.W.O, Schuldig

Section-O-Tankies

Youko Duet: WAAAAAAI! Our first reviewer! *flying tackle-glomps Youko Duet* Glad you're back! Nope, Farfie's gonna be around for a while. YAAAAAY! And yes, 5x2 rocks quite a lot!

Bella Gemini: Woo-hoo! The return of my favorite-est reviewer ever! *glomps* Got something for you! *yanks a 5x2 flag out of kanji space* Knock yourself out! *cackles* Nah, you were the second reviewer. Close, though! Spork... *giggles* Funny word...

Satsuki-chan: It's just fun to whack you with mallets. And fish. And other various things. *cackles* Thanks for agreeing to jump in so quickly and help us. I heart you, Liz.

BrainDamage: I've always thought that Heero was a rapper at heart. ...Okay, I'm lying. But it's really funny, ne? *snickers* Farfie's gonna be staying on the panel until we get to the Weiß version (which probably won't pop up for a while). But don't worry! This show shall remain Farfie-full until I decide that it will be otherwise! *nods defiantly*

Christy Layne: YAY! I'm uber-glad that you liked TCMUWOSCAFC, and it's even better that you like this one! WHEEEE! Heheheh...I'll talk to Genkai about cloning Omi for you, so you can squeeze an Omi whenever you want to. ^_^

Mune: w00t! Hooray for Farfie! YAY! Glad you're gonna keep reading!

Tazaraki: *cringes* Damn you and your cute puppy dog eyes! Okay, fine! I'll write more just for you! Are ya happy?! NOW STOP WITH THE EYES! *pinches cheeks* WOOGIE, WOOGIE, WOOGIE!

Aiikachi: Definitely. It's right there in the Bible. The eleventh commandment. "Thou shalt not playeth Solitaire." If you're looking for 2x4, you probably shouldn't read my stuff. I'm not a big fan of Duo and Quatre. *shrug* Tankies for reviewing, though! *glomps*

Mei: MEI-CHAN! *tackle-glomps* Thanks for coming back and reading some more! I'm glad that you're gonna keep reading! What would we do without you?

Windrage Shinigami: Well, I'll be hornswaggled! I think it's beyond cool that you decided to read this even though you're non-yaoi. Thanks a load, and I'm glad you liked it! Who knows? If you keep reading my stuff, maybe you'll start thinking that it isn't so bad! ^_^ Uber-thanks to you again!

Hieiwhipobsesser: Didja see?! Didja see your cameo?! I gave you your magick-y author pen! *clutches her brand spankin' new Yo-tan plushie* *drools* You rock, H.W.O! Satsuki sends uber-thanks your way.

Ryuke-chan: YES, WE HAVE RETURNED! *cackles* *nods thoughtfully* Yeah, Duo made the mistake of telling him that back in TCMUWOSCAFC. We had to cut that part, though. It was...erm...let's not get into it... *sweatdrop* NAGI?! *drools* Don't tempt me....

Hiei no K-chan: Yup, we're back! FWEE! Hooray for Farf-ful-ness! EEK! *hides* NOT THE PINK BUNNIES! *sobs* Tankies for reviewing, and pweeeease keep reading!

Arisusa: ARISUSA-CHAAAAAN! *tackle-glomps* Glad you liked it! Don't worry, you and your sister are gonna be crashing through walls on a regular basis....again.... *glances around* Psst! Here! *holds up an Aya plushie* Squeeze its tummy, and it says, "Shi ne, Takatori!" ^_^

Gangsta Videl: *nails metal over the walls* Wow, you really do have a buttload of minions...I WANT MINIONS! *cries* I don't think Duo would be too pleased if you tried to cut his hair off...He might go Super Shinigami on your ass...Not that I'd object to seeing Duo in a spandex bodysuit... *drools*

BethBeth: Hmmmm...D'ya mean Schuldig? He'll be popping in and out every now and then. BWAHAHAHAHA-HAAAACK! *coughs* Ahem...Dancing chibi Omis?! w00t!

RayRay: Weiß rocks! Hooray for getting hooked on it! Duo isn't too willing to part with his braid. He says that it would ruin his super hero image. Personally, I think he'd be able to fly faster without it. *shrugs* But I'll see what I can do. *cackles*

Rage Aomori: YES! DEATH TO ALL THAT IS SANE! BWAHAHAHA! Well, I'm glad that you're happy...Because you not happy would be a scary thing. Hell, you HAPPY is a scary thing. *holds up a giant tub of coffee and a coffee cup with the TSIWOTPO logo on it* Enjoy!

Well...That was a lot of people. If you review, you'll get your name here! *dances* Bye-o, kids, and PLEASE REVIEW! *begs*