Never fear! Frank the WonderFuck is here! Sorry, Rocky Horror moment. *sweatdrop* As many of you know, I've been devoting myself to Newsies for a little while. I wanted to do a bunch more Newsies fics until I was blackmailed by Leigh... *begs for fanart* So, here we are with chapter five! Good, old Wu-Baby (Wufei: WHY CAN'T YOU JUST CALL ME BY MY PROPER NAME?!). Enjoy, kids! Reviews make me smile with mirth and pleasure!

Disclaimers: Wufei and other such people? Yeah, they're not mine. *cries*

Warnings: Stupidity, language, et cetera... yanno, the usual

Note: This is dedicated to Leigh, in hopes that her scanner will stop sucking and let me get some fanart. *smiles hopefully*

TSIWOTPO: Wufei and the Memory Eraser of DOO-EM!

Yoko: *taps foot impatiently*

Farfie: *listens to Gackt on his headphones*

Yuki: *chews gum*

Omi: *twitches*

Audience: *is bored*

Yoko: ... Yanno, I can wait here aaaaaall day, guys.

Sita and Satsuki: *are watching Newsies* Okie dokey!

All: -_-;;;

Sita: SEE?! SEE?! Somebody DOES say "Jacky just got laid!"

Satsuki: *dies laughing*

Sita: *fast forwards*

Both: *do the "The World Will Know" dance*

Yuki: I think we should just kill them and get it over with.

Farfie: Can I eat them?

Yuki: .... no.

Yoko: *whack them both with blow-up llamas*

Sita and Satsuki: _

Yoko: WRONG FORM OF FANDOM!

Sita: Sorry...

Satsuki: AVALANCHE! WHEEE! *jumps around* ..... CHEESE!

Sita: Yeah, what she said!

Omi: *twitches more*

Sita: *waves* Greetings, world! How have ya been?

Audience: ... Whadda you care?

Sita: ... *eye twitch* Anyway. *does a cartwheel* I'm Sita-chan!

Yoko: *does a toe-touch* I'm Yoko-chan!

Satsuki: *spins on the ceiling fan* AND I'M THE KING OF NEW YORK!

Sita and Yoko: *stare* *beat her with large, knobbly sticks*

Satsuki: *passes out* @_@

Yoko: Erm... she's Satsuki-chan! And this is...

Sita and Yoko: THE SOMEWHAT INSANE WORLD OF... *look at Satsuki* ... TWO AND A HALF OTAKU!

Schizophrenic Penguins: *roll across the stage*

Satsuki: *wakes up* PENGUIN! *chases them*

Sita: Let's all welcome Omi back! *gestures*

Audience: *claps*

Omi: ... *cries*

Yoko: We found him in the forest, sobbing hysterically!

Sita: It was fun!

Twitch: *runs across the stage, flapping his arms* I'M AN ALBATROSS! I'M AN ALBATROSS!

Krispy: *still has his laboratory set up* I am going to laugh SO hard when you're all devoured by rabid lab mice...

Yoko: What?

Krispy: Nothing. *pours chemicals into different bottles*

Sita: C'mon, Krispy, whatcha makin'?

Krispy: *waves bottles around menacingly* NONE OF YOUR DAMN BUSINESS, WOMAN! *eye twitch*

Twitch: I like sand castles!

Yoko: On with the show! WHEEEE! *dances*

Satsuki: First of all, we wanna give a big congratulations to V-channy-chan, our 100th reviewer!

Yoko: And we now present to you... a life-size cardboard cut-out of Wufei in a pink tutu!

Wufei's Voice: INJUSTICE!

V-channy-chan: YAAAY! *grabs cut-out* *runs around and dances*

Sita: Now... I also present to you... today's guest... *imitates drumroll*

Yoko: Justice Boy to some... The Guy With The Sword to others....

Satsuki: And a variety of amusing yet degrading nicknames to us! Example: Wu-Elf, Wu-Bear, Wu-Baby, Wuffie, Wufflekins, Wuffie-Duffie... you get the picture.

Sita: Anyway... here's Wufei!

Twitch: That rhymed!

Krispy: *throws a ping pong ball at him*

Wufei: *trudges on* Let's get this over with...

Audience: ....yay...

Yuki: Aren't we enthusiastic?

Farfie: Look who's talking.

Yuki: ... I'm gonna go get a beer. *leaves*

Wufei: Where the HELL did you get a picture of me in a tutu?

All: *look at Krispy*

Krispy: *grins* Hooray for doctored photos.

Wufei: ... I hate you SO much....

Satsuki: *sips coffee* So, how's life, Wu-Bear?

Wufei: Can you NOT call me that?

Yoko: Hmmmm... no. *cackles*

Krispy: Just a suggestion... maybe you should start doing questions NOW. You know, so this episode doesn't end up being twenty-three pages like the last one.

Sita: Heeey... it wasn't twenty-three pages!

Krispy: QUIET, INFIDEL! *has a spasm* *goes back to mixing chemicals*

Twitch: *screeches in Wufei's ear*

Wufei: O_o WHY DID YOU DO THAT?!

Twitch: I'm an albatross! ^^ *runs off*

Yoko: So, yeah... questions. Me first! *tugs at Wufei's hair* That tie of yours is glued into your hair, isn't it?

Wufei: Knock it off!

Yoko: When do we get to see you with your hair down?

Wufei: How does NEVER sound? Is NEVER good for you?

Yoko: ... I JUST WANT TO MAKE THIS RELATIONSHIP WORK! *cries*

Jenny Jones: *appears* So, Wufei, how long have you been neglecting your girlfriend?

Wufei: ... WHAT?!

Audience: *boos*

Audience Member #543: *waves hand*

Jenny Jones: Yes, you, miss?

Audience Member #543: I just wanna say something to Mr. "I Got Shoe Polish In My Hair." You better be nice to that girl, or she gonna leave yo ass!

Audience: *cheers*

Jenny Jones: Let's go to a commercial! *disappears*

Wufei: *stares blankly*

Sita: *grins* See? The questions ain't so bad.

Satsuki: I got a question!

Wufei: *eye twitch* What?

Satsuki: Will you say, "Shit, Miss Mary, I ain't the only one who ain't got no root?"

Sita: *apologetically* We watched But I'm a Cheerleader yesterday, and Satsuki's a bit obsessed with Andre.

Wufei: .... I will not say that just so you can get some kind of perverse pleasure in hearing me do it.

Satsuki: Eh, you're no fun. SNOOGLE! *waves arms*

Wufei: There really is no justice in this world. *sighs sadly*

Yoko: *slams a gavel down on Satsuki's head* WHICH BRINGS US TO OUR NEXT QUESTION!

Satsuki: @_@ .... licky-licky man....

Yoko: You do realize three quarters of the fandom has dubbed you "Justice Boy," don't you? Seriously, what's up with that?

Wufei: *blinks* Why do they call me Justice Boy?

Farfie: Gee, maybe it's because you yell "JUSTICE!" every ten seconds. *rolls eyes* *goes back to Gackt*

Wufei: Do not!

Omi: *abruptly stops crying* AN IDEA!

Yoko: *glomps him* My Omi-snookie-wookums is so SMAAAAAART!

Omi: *yanks a watch out of kanji space* This is left over from when I was evil! *smiles cheerfully* It's actually a taser. Watch. *screws around with it* There. Now, every time you say "justice"-

Satsuki: Or "injustice!"

Omi: .... *fiddles with it* Or "injustice"-

Sita: Or "Nataku!"

Omi: *twitches* Or "Nataku..." *waits* *nods* You'll get tased.

Wufei: *scoffs* *puts on watch* Please. I'm a Gundam pilot. Do you honestly think that I can't handle a little pain? *grins cockily* Justice!

Disgruntled Leprechauns: *jump out of the watch* *beat Wufei with Rubix cubes* *jump back in*

Wufei: .... ow....

All: *smile*

Omi: Can I go back to having my usual hissy fit now?

Yoko: Absolutely, honey bunch!

Omi: *sobs and convulses* OUKA!

Sita: I gots a question, so SHADDUP! What's the weirdest thing you've ever eaten?

Wufei: *raises an eyebrow* Where did that come from?

Sita: THE DEPTHS OF MY PSYCHOTIC BRAAAAAAAIN! MWAHAHAHAHA!

Yoko: *whacks her with an eel*

Sita: ... so, yeah. What, what, what?

Satsuki: Escargot?

Yoko: Fried alligator?

Twitch: A marmoset?

Wufei: I ate half of a chicken leg out of the garbage once.

All: ....

Sita: That's IT?

Twitch: I do that every day! *smiles proudly*

Satsuki: ... go play in the traffic, hon.

Twitch: Okie dokey! *skips off*

*tires screech*

Yuki: *waltzes back in with approximately twenty-three beers* God, I love this twenty-five cent beer thing!

Sita: Hooray for Louisiana!

All: *cheer*

Yoko: 'Nother question! *pokes at Wufei* If Sally isn't with you, then who'd she end up with? Noin?

Wufei: *snorts* Come on. Can you honestly picture Sally Po dating ANYONE?

Audience: *thinks* Wow... no, actually.

Wufei: *nods defiantly* She's asexual.

Krispy: Like me!

Satsuki: But you've got a giiiiiiiirlfriend!

Krispy: .... I will create a chemical to change you into a forty-seven year old male balding lawyer named Jorkins. Just thought you should know that.

Satsuki: JORKINS! JORKINS, JORKINS, JORKINS!

Farfie: *bites her*

Yoko: Let's move on to panel questions! *points with a flourish* What've you got, Yuki?

Yuki: *is drunk off of his ass and hugging Omi* *slurs* Look, Shuichi, I know I'm a bastard to you, but I love you, kid! You know that, right?

Omi: Erm.... I'm not Shuichi...

Yuki: *cries*

Omi: I mean... yes?

Yuki: *smiles* Can we fuck now?

Omi: O_O

All: ....

Yoko: ... Farfie?

Farfie: *folds his hands and smirks evilly* So, Mr. Chang, if that IS your real name...

Wufei: *blinks* Um... it is...

Farfie: *grins* That's what I thought... so. Trapped in a room with a certain Mr. Duo Maxwell. With no air.

Wufei: .... yeah...

Farfie: .... look, I'll skip to the point. Was it hard to fuck with those handcuffs on?

Wufei: Not as hard as you may- O_O FORGET I SAID THAT!

Sita: EEEEEE-HEE-HEE-HEE-HEE! *cackles madly and runs in a circle* *waves her 5x2 flags*

Wufei: *is mortified* Please, someone kill me...

Farfie: I'LL DO IT! *wields knife*

Yoko: Down, boy...

Satsuki: *parties like it's 1999... again* I think it's time for some audience questions!

Yoko: *grabs her handy dandy List-O-Schtuff-ness (TM)* Our first question comes from.... *stares* *rips out a page* Our second question is-

Wufei: *suspiciously* What was on that paper?

Yoko: *innocently* What paper?

Wufei: ... the paper you just threw on the floor.

Yoko: I DID NO SUCH THING! *foams at the mouth*

Wufei: ... yeah, you definitely did.

Yoko: *laughs nervously* Poor kid, he's delusional. I'll have to give him some SHOCK THERAPY unless he decides to SHUT UP, if he catches my DRIFT! *grabs a bucket of water and a hair dryer*

Wufei: ... I said nothing.

Satsuki: *has already read the paper* It says here that we've got a question from some guy named Dante.

Yoko: DON'T READ THAT, YOU FOOOOOOOL!

*a panel in the wall flies open*

Mysterious Guy: *walks out of the wall* *grins evilly* Hello... Janel.

Yoko: *glares* Hello... Dante.

Sita: *blinks* You know this guy?

Yoko: He's... *melodramatically* My brother!

Dante: *gives her a noogie*

Yoko: DANTE! KNOCK IT OFF!

Dante: What're you gonna do, sic Mom on me?

Yoko: *kicks him* Just ask your question and get out of here! *pouts*

Dante: Yeah, Wufei, what IS it that you see in Duo?

Yoko: *whispers conspiratorially* He's a non-yaoist.

Dante: Hell, yeah, I am!

Wufei: Honestly? I have no idea. I mean, he's loud and annoying and tries way too hard to be funny...

Dante: So why are you with him?

Wufei: *shrugs* Hey, it was between him and Quatre, and that kid's too much of an emotional rollercoaster for me.

Omi: I'm an emotional rollercoaster!

Yuki: *is groping him*

Yoko: Great, wonderful, awesome, thanks, bye, Dante! *kicks him out* *grumbles*

Satsuki: *snatches Yoko's list* This is gonna be another twenty-three page episode, isn't it?

Sita: IT WAS NOT TWENTY-THREE PAGES! And we're only at... *glances at her computer* ... twelve right now! So, nyah! *moons everyone* Bite my shiny metal ass!

Farfie: SOMEBODY'S been watching Futurama.... *resumes sawing his chair legs in half*

Satsuki: Our next question comes from... Lyjin!

Lyjin: WHEEE! *hops out of the audience* *does a little jig* Okies, I gots TWO questions! *holds up four fingers* First of all, how do you get your hair so shiny and whatnot? Do you put wax in there?

Wufei: Actually, I'm an alien from the planet Yorgishbard in the galaxy of Kwentillium. We must secrete certain oils at certain times, because they eventually become toxic if they are left in our bodies. While in this puny human form, the oils happen to come from my head.

All: ..... *stare*

Wufei: *smiles* *holds up a memory eraser thingie, a la Men in Black* *flashes it*

All: *blink*

Lyjin: Erm... what was I doing? Oh, yeah, my question! What's going on with you and Trieze and/or Sexy Zechsy?!

Wufei: Nothing.

Lyjin: *bez all disappointed* Nothing?

Wufei: Nothing. I believe the term is "jailbait" on this planet.

Satsuki: What?

Wufei: Erm... in this country!

Sita: Ah... well, tankies for stopping by, Lyjin!

Lyjin: *trots off* I coulda sworn there was something else I wanted to ask...

Yoko: *snatches back her list* Next up, we've got... RAGE AOMORI!

Rage Aomori: *bounces on with a can of coffee and Crawford's glasses* *grabs a handful of said coffee and scarfs it* YOU! *points at Wufei* I HAVE A QUESTION FOR YOOOOOU! *eats more coffee* Why do you act like you've got a small redwood up your ass?

Wufei: I wasn't aware of the fact that on this planet, the inhabitants grow flora within their anus. Nus. Anus. I am still not quite used to this mouth that you have.

Sita: Thank you, Aximilli-Esgarrouth-Isthil. *hops around the room* ANIMORPHS SLASH! ANIMORPHS SLASH! WHEEEE!

Wufei: .... *flashes his memory eraser thing*

All: *blink*

Wufei: I DO NOT ACT LIKE I HAVE A REDWOOD UP MY ASS!

Rage Aomori: .... LIAR! *eats coffee* *runs away, cackling*

Yoko: .... I think I blacked out...

Sita: Me, too...

Twitch: *skips back in, covered in dirt and tire tracks* La la laaaa!

Satsuki: Dammit, he's back... hey, Twitch, I made you a sweater!

Twitch: SWEATER! YAAAAY!

Satsuki: *hands him a sweater covered in raw meat*

Twitch: *puts it on* How fashionable!

Satsuki: Yeah! Now, why don't you go play with the lions?

Twitch: 'Kaaaaaay! *skips off*

*growling and tearing sounds are heard*

Sita: *grabs the list* All righty, are we having fun?!

Audience: Ummm.... large parts of our memories have started disappearing...

Wufei: Minor side effect of the memory remodifier.

Audience: Huh?

Wufei: *flashes the memory eraser*

Audience: *blinks*

Sita: Erm... anyway.... next up, we've got Leigh!

Leigh: *appears in a puff of smoke and fire*

Audience: Ooooh...

Sita: Hiya, Leigh!

Leigh: *grins* Hey, guys. *points at Wufei* Okay, Wu-man, answer me this: if you have a katana, then why does it look an awful lot like a broad sword?

Wufei: O_O THAT'S WHAT I TOLD THOSE STUPID PRODUCERS! They insisted that nobody would notice!

Leigh: *scoffs* Come on, what idiot can't tell the difference between a katana and a broad sword?!

Wufei: I know!

Satsuki: *whistles innocently*

Leigh and Wufei: *babble about the finer points of sword play*

All: *sit around, being bored*

Wufei: .... so here's my number. Be sure to call me when your next tournament comes up.

Leigh: You better believe I will! It's so nice to have an intelligent conversation with someone who understands stuff like this! *waves* *disappears*

Wufei Fangirls: .... DID SHE JUST GET WUFEI'S PHONE NUMBER?!?! *cry hysterically*

Farfie: He's gay anyway, you morons! *sets fire to a pigeon*

Yuki: *is molesting Omi in a corner*

Omi: ... well.... this is going to end up as yet another topic of my constant emotional breakdowns...

Sita: *reads paper* Okay, guys. Let's have a round of applause for YOUKO DUET!

Audience: ... our ears are bleeding...

Wufei: Hmm... I'll have to get that adjusted... *pokes at his memory eraser*

Youko Duet: *climbs through the floor, a la Shadowcat* *cackles*

Krispy: IT'S FINISHED!

All: *stare* What?

Krispy: IT'S FINALLY FINISHED! *cackles madly* *places a test tube carefully in its rack* *celebrates*

Yoko: ... we'll see what's up with Krispy later... whatcha got for Wu-Elf, Youko Duet?

Youko Duet: *glares* Why do you hate girls so much? Is it just 'cause you feel inferior to the stronger sex? *flexes*

Wufei: I don't hate girls! I just don't know how to act around them. There are no girls on my planet.

Youko Duet: ... come again?

Wufei: ... gotta stop doing that. *flashes his memory eraser*

Youko Duet: *blinks* *wanders away, thoroughly confuzzled*

Satsuki: Has anyone else been blanking out a lot lately?

Yoko: Yeeeeah....

Sita: Me, too...

Wufei: You should probably get that checked out.

Satsuki: Anyway... *grabs the list* Oh, yay! Everybody, say hi to H.W.O!

Audience: Let's not.

H.W.O: *skips in* Hi, hiiiii!

Yoko: Shoot, H.W.O!

H.W.O: Well.... *shuffles feet* Can I take your hair down?

Ryuke-Naoe: *runs through the audience* I was gonna ask that!

Layne: *falls from the ceiling* ... ow... me, too!

Wufei: No! Absolutely, positively NOT!

*a loud farting noise is heard*

All: *stare*

Krispy: *laughs uncontrollably* *corks the test tube* *uncorks it*

Test Tube: *makes farting noise*

Sita: .... THAT'S what you've been working on for the past two episodes?!

Krispy: Yep! Isn't it great! *laughs hysterically*

Yoko: We forgot to mention that while Krispy is a genius, he's also got the maturity of a two-year-old. Watch. *deadpan* Penis.

Krispy: BWAHAHAHAHA! YOU SAID PEEEEEENIS! *rolls on the floor*

Satsuki: ..... back to the questions.

Layne, Ryuke-Naoe, and H.W.O: *have attacked Wufei and yanked out his hair tie*

Wufei: NOOOO!

Mechanical Voice: Hologram deactivated.

Wufei: *changes into a pink blob with many, many eyes on pink stalks*

All: O_o

Wufei: *burbles angrily* *slimes his way out of the door*

H.W.O: Oops... Um... I think that I've got something to do... somewhere... *runs*

Layne: Erm... yeah, me, too! *runs*

All: *stare at Ryuke-Naoe*

Ryuke-Naoe: Um... look! A distraction! *points*

All: *look*

Ryuke-Naoe: *runs*

Sita: So... let me get this straight... we've got a rapper, a super hero, a robot, an emotionally damaged puppet, and now an alien?

Satsuki: I wonder where Bandai comes up with these people!

Farfie: *snorts* You should see some of the freaks on the Weiß crew.

Sita: Don't wanna know... Well, folks, that's our show for today!

Yoko: Since our guest has, once again, escaped... *grumbles*

Sita: Anyway, join us next time when we'll be interviewing Sexy Zechsy! WOOO! *flashes a peace sign* I'm Sita-chan!

Yoko: *flashes a "rock on" sign* I'm Yoko-chan!

Satsuki: *flicks everyone off* And I'm Satsuki-chan! And this has been...

All Three: THE SOMEWHAT INSANE WORLD OF THREE PSYCHOTIC OTAKU!

Krispy: *is still laughing* PENIS! HAHAHAHAHA!

Sita: How does Noelle put up with you?

Yuki: *is puking* Hangover...

Satsuki: HANGOVERS ARE FOR WIMPS! And llamas, too! *beams*

Omi: *twitches* Great... something else to add to my repertoire of torment...

Nagi's Voice: I'M STILL LOCKED IN THIS REFRIGERATOR!

OWARI

Well, that was fun! Sorry if it wasn't up to TSIWOTPO standards. My grandfather died, so I wasn't in too much of a mood to write this fic... but I promised that this would be the next thing that I posted, so here it is! *grins* We'll have Zechs on next time, so send in your questions!

CREDITS!

Hostesses: Sita-chan, Yoko-chan, and Satsuki-chan

Torture-ee: Wufei

Anime Panel: Yuki, Omi, and Farfie

Special Guests: Twitch, Krispy, V-channy-chan, Jenny Jones, Dante, Lyjin, Rage Aomori, Leigh, Youko Duet, H.W.O, Ryuke-Naoe, Layne, Nagi (sort of)

Section-O-Tankies

Zain Sphynx: Hiya, Zain! *waves cheerily* Didja get my review for "Morgan?" *grins* Anyway... glad you likey this! Tankies, tankies, tankies for the review! *glomps*

Layne-chan: I think I ended up skipping most of your questions... *hits self* SUMINASEN! *glomps* Love ya, Layne! Tanytway.... Yes, coffee mugs! *hands one out* O_O PIZZA! PIZZAAAAA! *dies* I likey tap dancing pineapples! *beams* *blushes* *feels ego swell* *pops head with pin* Arigato!

Mune: They are, aren't they? Omi, Quatre, and Shindou Shuichi from Gravitation are all related. Touma, too. But Touma's like the... father clone. *shrug* I dunno. Tanytway, tankies for the review!

Mei-chan: *is glomped several times* WHEEEE! I heart joo, tooooooo! ^_^ Yeah, nobody likes Quatre... 'cept Twitch... chewed me out for that chapter... *grins evilly* O_o WEIß! YAAAAAY! Oh, erm... the dub voices suck. Badly. Except maybe Omi's... Youji has two dub voices, and the one on the first two DVDs is AWFUL. *vomits* Ooh! And be sure to watch the V.A. interviews... several times... *snickers* (Tomokazu-sama: Well, when I get drunk, I lecture. Then, I cry.) Anyway, I LURVE YOU! And thanks for reviewing!

RayRay: Aw, s'okay! Webcomics rock! *waves her MegaTokyo flag* *beams* Glad ya liked it! Well, I dunno if I updated soon... but, it was sooner than last time! YAAAY! But babbling is COOOOOL! There's nothing wrong with babbling! I do it all the time! *cackles* *waves* Arigato for the review-ness!

Krispy-kun: "Dude... don't say I'm sacrilegious or anything... but Jesus was a communist!" Love ya, dork. *glomps* I think I portrayed you pretty accurately, huh? Heheheheh... have a happy fourth, Krispy. I will be unable to voyage en tu casa because I am being dragged to see Bruce Almighty with the parentals. *shrug* Sorry 'bout that. Anyway... see you around, kiddo. "Cheers make girls do stupid cartwheels. Orgasms make people feel good."

Tazaraki: *grins* I figured that you'd like those colors! *cackles wildly* YO-TAN! *glomps her Yo-tan* Oi, you're on my DJ friends now... you always sound so sad and whatnot in your entries. T_T Be happy! *glomps* *grins* *pinches cheeks* WOOGIE, WOOGIE, WOOGIE! Anyway.... tankies, tankies for the review!

Ryuke-Naoe: *sighs sadly* Gluhen makes me sad... WHYYYYYY! *cries* Eh, anyway... *blinks* Pamda? With an "m?" YAAAAAY! NEW DEGRADING NICKNAME FOR WUFEI! WU-PAMDA! *cackles madly* Hmmm... *thinks* I'll give you joint custody over Nagi! (Nagi: NO! NO MORE CRAZY FANGIRLS!) *smiles cheerily* Thanks for el review-o!

BethBeth: *bows* All hail the great destroyer of what was left of Quatre's sanity! *grins* Well, glad you liked it. And, yup, haven't heard anything from Nasu-chan lately, so everything's good. ^_^ Tankies for reviewing!

Ryo Gin: *winces* From what I understand, brothers are quite annoying. Yoko's brother is an avid non-yaoist, and Satsuki's brother tends to come home at three in the morning, drunk off his ass, and then lecture us about the evils of drugs. *grins* Tanytway... ooh, windows... good idea... thanks for the review!

Twitch: *rolls eyes* STOP FOLLOWING ME! *grins* Can't believe you missed Avi's birthday bash, you little jerk! We dressed her up like a drag queen! It was great! Guess you were too busy with your FOUR BOYFRIENDS! *sticks out tongue* Anyway... Natsume will show up eventually. "THE PATH OF THE ANGELS!" EDIT AND RE-POST! IMMEDIATELY! *bites things* Love ya, dearie!

Arisusa: Now, see, I'm missing disc one. *sighs* I always go to Suncoast with the intent of buying it, and then see FAKE or Yami no Matsuei or Tenshi ni Narumon or something else that I need to buy. Yes, need. *grins* Jamie McGonnigal makes me smile. "*sigh* If only I could read Japanese!" "*sings* I feel the earth move under my feet!" "Finally, I've got a use for these goggles that I've been wearing for twenty-four episodes..." He was great as Takakura in Mahou Tsukai Tai. Yeah, Schu's not TOO bad, but I'm used to the nasal-ness... and I just can't get used to Farfie. I mean, his interpretations are GREAT, but... I dunno... he does sound like the Grinch! .... what was the purpose of this again? Oh, yeah, thanks for reviewing! ^_^;;;

Youko Duet: WHEEEE! I like sparkly orange penguins! They make me smile! *blinks* Bit of a Wufei rant there, ne? His hair is quite frightening, isn't it? I wonder if he could stab someone with that little ponytail? *grins* Duo could go around whacking people with his braid, and Wufei and Trowa can stab people with theirs! *sighs* Fine, fine. *hands over her spare Uzi* Now all I've got left is that bazooka, but I'll make do. Hope this update is soon enough! *grins* Tankies for the review and the happy birthday! I'm the big one-six! WOOO! SIXTEEN! I CAN DRIVE! *cackles* Oh, wait, need a license... dammit...

H.W.O: Oh, it's none of those. It's chlorine. He just sticks his head in a bucket of chlorine. *nods* That's what I think, anyway. *shrugs* *winces* Poor Hiei... SHEEPIES! I like sheepies! *beams* Anyway, you're one of my favoritest reviewers! Tankies for all the support! *flying tackle glomps*

Gangsta Videl: I COMPLETELY skipped your question... *dies* SUMINASEN! *sobs hysterically* I forgot to save your review to my "Questions to Be Answered" folder! *begs for forgiveness* *reads review* *falls over* Have I mentioned that your reviews are my favorites? *grins* *yanks out a tie-dyed phone* *tosses it to Mousse* Knock yourself out, kid. O_o TRUNKS! *glomps* *more glomps* (Mirai Trunks: *cries*) SYANKUUUUUU! *flying tackle glomps* I heart joo, G.V!

V-channy-chan: YAY! Betcha didn't know that you were number 100, huh? *grins evilly* Enjoy your cardboard cut-out! WHEE! Oh, yeah, it's a LOT of fun to emotionally abuse Quatre. Well, not any more because he's completely crazy now, but it used to be! I'll tell Twitch and Krispy that you approve. *grins* Yes, Naoe Nagi is full of sexiness. *drools* Tankies for the birthday wishes! It was on April third, by the way. And uber-tankies for the review-ness!

The Stuffage: *sighs, rolls eyes* Parents... Every Flavor Beans rock! Mud and grass are frightening... because they actually TASTE like mud and grass... I wonder how they get everything to taste that way... *ponders* Never had the courage to try a vomit one, myself. *shrugs* Yes, you get the budget. *pouts and grumbles* Yay for making Quatre cry! ^-^ Tanytway, thanks for the loverly review!

Leigh: O_o KURT! *drools* I love me some Kurt. Pietro, too. *drools* *dies* Ahem... anyway.... I was missed? *feels special* *glomps* *blinks* You've got purple hair? Kick-ass! *dyes the cup purple* *hands it over* YAAAAY! I think you'll enjoy your impromptu sword conversation with Wu-Baby. CHUNKY MONKEY! w00t! Yanno, this chapter is dedicated to you. Why? Because SITA WANTS FANART! *kills scanner* WORK! WORK, DAMN YOU! *cries* Ahem... anyway, I LURVE JOO! *glomps* Gracias!

Skippingstones: BLAAAAAAAYNE! *claps* Attention, everyone who's still reading this. *points at Blayne* This girl? One of the best artists in the universe. No, really. Tanytway... glad ya liked it! *glomps* FETALICIOUS! w00t! *throws around chibi Daniel Radcliffe and Sean Connery plushies* Ne, how was the con? Heard Scott McNeil liked the way that you draw hands! *grins* *waves* Tankies for reviewing, Blayne-face!

Rage Aomori: *obeys* Hurried as fast as I could. *dodges coffee beans on the floor* Erm... anou... I don't think coffee mugs are edible... well, have another one, anyway! *tosses around TSIWOTPO mug* Okay, okay, the Twins are yours! *ducks* *waves* Arigato for the reviewy-ness!

Hiei no K-chan: WHEEEE! *glomps* Hiya! SCYTHES! Scythes kick major ass... all the cool people have scythes! Duo, Kuronue... erm.... other people? *shrug* Well, scythes are cool, anyway! *nodnodnod* Stick of spoot! SPOOT, SPOOT, SPOOT! *cheers for the Angry Beavers* *dances* I lurve your semi-pointless reviews! *dances*

Lyjin: *salutes* Salutations! *cackles for no apparent reason* Nah, nothin' with Wuffie and the pedophiliacs. *smiles happily* Yes, Duo would have indeed been pissed. Might have had to do a Springer-esque bitch-slap session. *starry eyed* Oooooh, the possibilities... but that's for another day! *bows* Tankies for reviewing!

Nikki: *waves* Hiya! Oh, glomp is quite a fun word indeed! *grins* Yeah, there was quite a long time in between Trowa and Quatre's chapter... gomen nasai! Got sidetracked! I'm trying to focus on this fic more now, though. *shrugs* *is congratulated and glomped* Arigato!

Stage: WHEEE! Gonna get this out the way first. "Malevolent Sins?" Wonderful. Beautiful. Perfect. Especially loved the Jake sphinx/basilisk hybrid thing. *grins* But, anyway... Yeah, I tend to do insanity well... *sweatdrop* HOORAY FOR PEN NAMES! *dances* *cries* The linkies no work! *sobs* *sniffles* Anyway, thanks SO much for reviewing. And even MORE thanks for reviewing "Songs for a Newsie's World," since you're the only one to do so thusfar. *sighs sadly* And I really like that fic, too... ah, well. YAY! Gracias for los review-os!

Jessa: *sighs sadly* Unfortunately, Alien Wufei melted the lawn mower before I got a chance to do anything... *kicks angrily at invisible rocks* Sure I'm gonna interview Trieze-face! *beams* YAY FOR MR. PEDOPHILE WITH FREAKY EYEBROWS! Not as freaky as Dorothy's eyebrows, but freaky nonetheless. Tankies for reviewing!

And the grand total? Twenty-four pages. WHY?! WHY DO I KEEP WRITING SO MUCH?! *bangs head against wall* Anyway... see that little button in the bottom left-hand corner of your screen? Yeah, change it to "Submit Review" and click. You'll get a surprise if you do! *grins*