Chapter one: Gimli
Once upon a time there was this girl, named,..well, like Jessica, and she was sitting on her bed and drooling over the LOTR cover art on a TV guide, when all of a sudden she felt sleepy and fell asleep and, oh my gosh, when she woke up, she was in MIDDLE EARTH.
And, oh my gosh she was SURE that this had NEVER happened to ANYONE in the WHOLE WIDE WORLD. And , like she was in sooo much trouble.and like, then she saw him. Not just ANY him..but HIM. Only the hottest guy she had ever seen in her entire life, and that was, like FOURTEEN WHOLE YEARS.
He was short and had a LOOOONG beard and he was kinda fat but looks aren't everything, so heck why not, and she hiked up her skirt naughtily and walked over to him and flirted.
And oh gosh the next thing they knew they were making out and, like, everything happened sooooo fast.***************CENSORED FOR NC-17 CONTENT*******************
And she was like, sooooo happy, but then the author had to kill her off, because EVERYONE KNOWS that Gimli didn't get married..
The end, Mary Sue's.keep writing and I'll keep mocking. And for once I say.flame me if you want to( but only review my good stories nicely.) b/c I HATE Mary Sue's . Up next comes EVERYONES FAVORITE...Gandalf..
Once upon a time there was this girl, named,..well, like Jessica, and she was sitting on her bed and drooling over the LOTR cover art on a TV guide, when all of a sudden she felt sleepy and fell asleep and, oh my gosh, when she woke up, she was in MIDDLE EARTH.
And, oh my gosh she was SURE that this had NEVER happened to ANYONE in the WHOLE WIDE WORLD. And , like she was in sooo much trouble.and like, then she saw him. Not just ANY him..but HIM. Only the hottest guy she had ever seen in her entire life, and that was, like FOURTEEN WHOLE YEARS.
He was short and had a LOOOONG beard and he was kinda fat but looks aren't everything, so heck why not, and she hiked up her skirt naughtily and walked over to him and flirted.
And oh gosh the next thing they knew they were making out and, like, everything happened sooooo fast.***************CENSORED FOR NC-17 CONTENT*******************
And she was like, sooooo happy, but then the author had to kill her off, because EVERYONE KNOWS that Gimli didn't get married..
The end, Mary Sue's.keep writing and I'll keep mocking. And for once I say.flame me if you want to( but only review my good stories nicely.) b/c I HATE Mary Sue's . Up next comes EVERYONES FAVORITE...Gandalf..
