Chapter Two: Gandalf

Gandalf the Grey sat up in bed and stretched, his yawn echoing off of the bare walls in his 'room' in Rivendell. Good old Elrond, always sooooo generous. As he stared out the window that faced the star filled sky, he dreamed of a girl.a perfect girl.

Jenny sat on her bed, staring out the window at the cloudy, storm ridden sky..wishing she was in Middle Earth.wishing she was with a guy.the perfect guy..

And whoosh.all of a sudden, she found herself sitting on a totally different bed, in a totally different world.staring at this gorgeous hunk of a man..er, wizard.

"THANK YOU GOD!" he cried, and hugged her.and she didn't resist. He was sooooo hot in that stylish little nightie, and his long grey hair and beard really took the cake.not to mention those cute little bags under his eyes.

"OH I LOVE YOU" Jenny cried, and the next thing she knew, they were kissing, and....and....and then ( SENSORD FOR NC-17 CONTENT)

And the next morning they were sooooooo happy, until they went to visit Legolas on the archery field, and Jenny had a little...accident...

Gandalf patted Legolas on the back. "It's okay, my friend, everyone knows I never got married anyway."

The end



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