Chapter three: Leggy Elf..

Prince Legolas Greenleaf of Mirkwood sat carving his name in hearts on the steps in Rivendell, sighing, wishing he had someone...

And.OH MY GOSH! All of a sudden THERE SHE WAS.standing RIGHT IN FRONT of her.er, him.

"Like, wow." She said, and strutted around in her ten inch platform shoes. When she saw Legolas, she smiled and batted her eyelashes. "Like, hi, I'm Amy." She adopted the traditional Mary Sue pose..( aka..shoulders back as to make her pathetic half size A chest look bigger, and hands dug deep into her hips to make them look smaller.)

Legolas looked at her.she was sooooooooo...he didn't even have time to finish his thought, all of a sudden she was in her, uh, his arms and the were kissing passionaltely.

She.he led her to a quiet spot in the garden, and they ************PARENTAL GUIDANCE IS REQUIRED BEFORE ACESS TO THIS SECTION MAY BE GAINED*************

Legolas was sooooooo happy until Amy saw Aragorn, and told Lego boy to buzz off because she thought ARAGORN was MUCH hotter than Legolas would ever be. .which didn't last long because Arwen had her executed.

Legolas walked through the gardens with Arwen, and smiled at the other elf. "Feel no remorse at the outcome." She, uh he smiled. "Because everyone knows I can't get married anyway."

They walked away, into the sunrise, and once again, all was well in Rivendell..for a while that is....

The end



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