Chapter Four: Jolly old Elrond

Brittany was sitting on the steps of her front porch.wishing for someone.anyone.even if they were 5 millennia old and were partially bald..and then.*POOF*.she got EXACTLY what she asked for..in Lord Elrond.

Elrond took one look at her and knew that it was meant to be. After serenading her with 20 verses of an elvish love song,he held her in his arms and looked down into her eyes.(which highly resembled a cat's..but Elrond thought little about those faddish contacts.).and gently kissed her.but it didn't remain gentle for long.*****SENSORED FOR ADULT CONTENT*****

But it was only like three nights.or was it four? Anyway..it was later that she FINALLY went to meet the others..but alas, as she walked through the gardens, Samwise Gamgee fell out of a tree and squished her flat.

As they watched the pallbearers lower the casket into the ground, Elrond patted Sam on the back. "parting is such sweet sorrow, Samwise, but everyone knows I never got remarried anyway."

The end

Hehe.next up is Sam..and I fear that you are all in for a bit of a surprise..