Chapter Five: Sam is..ummm, never mind.
Samwise Gamgee sat on the bridge in Hobbiton, watching the happy little stream flow by. He was VERY happy for the rain they had just gotten.it had left a beautiful RAINBOW in the PRETTY sky filled with HAPPY little SMILEING clouds.
Sam dreamed of having a love like them..the stream loved it's fishes and the sky loved it's clouds.and Sam wanted someone to love too.
AND POOF! Sitting right next to him on the bridge was the most BEAUTIFUL GORGEOUS GOOD LOOKING short guy that Sam had EVER seen.even the RAINBOW couldn't compare to his ****SENSORED****
And the next thing Sam knew he was kissing this nameless stranger.and then****NC-17 CONTENT EDITED****
And Sam and Joe sat at the breakfast table the next morning and were sooooo happy. but as they walked out onto the lawn, a cabbage sailed out of no where and hit Joe HARD.hard enough to KILL him.
As Sam walked away from the grave side.he clasped his arm around Pippin's shoulder. "It's okay, Pip.everyone knows I'm not gay anyway."
We hope :- )
The end.
Like it? Next up is Boromir..please tell me if you wish for more of these.things.
Samwise Gamgee sat on the bridge in Hobbiton, watching the happy little stream flow by. He was VERY happy for the rain they had just gotten.it had left a beautiful RAINBOW in the PRETTY sky filled with HAPPY little SMILEING clouds.
Sam dreamed of having a love like them..the stream loved it's fishes and the sky loved it's clouds.and Sam wanted someone to love too.
AND POOF! Sitting right next to him on the bridge was the most BEAUTIFUL GORGEOUS GOOD LOOKING short guy that Sam had EVER seen.even the RAINBOW couldn't compare to his ****SENSORED****
And the next thing Sam knew he was kissing this nameless stranger.and then****NC-17 CONTENT EDITED****
And Sam and Joe sat at the breakfast table the next morning and were sooooo happy. but as they walked out onto the lawn, a cabbage sailed out of no where and hit Joe HARD.hard enough to KILL him.
As Sam walked away from the grave side.he clasped his arm around Pippin's shoulder. "It's okay, Pip.everyone knows I'm not gay anyway."
We hope :- )
The end.
Like it? Next up is Boromir..please tell me if you wish for more of these.things.
