Chapter 7.....THE LONG AWAITED BILBO
Bilbo Baggins of the Shire sat in his little room in Rivendell mulling over the past, present and future.dreaming of the days when he was free to be a hobbit and not bound to the shiny metal object.but, just as Bilbo nearly broke down and cried, a GORGEOUS CHICK with like a TEN INCH waist dropped into the room right infront of him.
Bilbo took one look and was DEEPLY, MADLY, HORRIFICALLY IN LOVE, and from the look on her face, the feeling was mutual.
"Hi." She said, and stuck out her nonexistent chest. "Fancy meeting you here..stranger."
Bilbo grinned.it was the girl from his dreams.the girl who had the ring.the ring.THE SHINY METAL OBJECT.
In less than a second he was standing on a chair and kissing her...and then ********CENSORED DUE TO EXPLICIT CONTENT*********
Bilbo Baggins was the happiest man, er, Hobbit in the world. He stared into the eyes of his beloved and........SHE VANISHED.....RIGHT BEFORE HIS VERY EYES. He broke down sobbing, and eventually cried himself to sleep, dreaming of pretty girl and shiny metal objects.
Needles to say, he was never quite the same hobbit again.
Bilbo Baggins of the Shire sat in his little room in Rivendell mulling over the past, present and future.dreaming of the days when he was free to be a hobbit and not bound to the shiny metal object.but, just as Bilbo nearly broke down and cried, a GORGEOUS CHICK with like a TEN INCH waist dropped into the room right infront of him.
Bilbo took one look and was DEEPLY, MADLY, HORRIFICALLY IN LOVE, and from the look on her face, the feeling was mutual.
"Hi." She said, and stuck out her nonexistent chest. "Fancy meeting you here..stranger."
Bilbo grinned.it was the girl from his dreams.the girl who had the ring.the ring.THE SHINY METAL OBJECT.
In less than a second he was standing on a chair and kissing her...and then ********CENSORED DUE TO EXPLICIT CONTENT*********
Bilbo Baggins was the happiest man, er, Hobbit in the world. He stared into the eyes of his beloved and........SHE VANISHED.....RIGHT BEFORE HIS VERY EYES. He broke down sobbing, and eventually cried himself to sleep, dreaming of pretty girl and shiny metal objects.
Needles to say, he was never quite the same hobbit again.
