H-Y-O: Okay, I hope people like this story and review it~! No funny little beginning again, because my brain isn't quite working. And I'm sure you won't want to listen to me talking. So let's just get this started. Oh yea, I dun own HXH and never will. ^-^
Thoughts
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( ) Me talking
!^^ Spells- Remember to Read the Whole Page Before Casting It ^^!
'Beep, beep, beep' A white haired boy mumbled as he heard the sound of his alarm clock. He sat up as someone knocked on the door.
"Who is it?" the boy asked.
"Master Killua, you have received a package." The voice replied.
"Bring it in," Killua ordered.
The butler opened the door to Killua's room, and handed him a package wrapped up in blue; then he left. Killua opened the box, and took out all the purple tissue paper, and then he exclaimed, "WOW! This is so cool! I got to call Gon!"
Killua picked up the phone and dialed a number. "Moshi moshi?" a voice said.
"GON! You got to come over right now! And invite anybody you want!" Killua shouted.
"^-^;; Okay, Killua, but please don't shout." Gon was a bit freaked out.
After Killua finished fixing himself up, and ate a quick breakfast, the doorbell rang. He opened the door and smiled, "Gon, Kurapika, Leorio! You're here!"
"So what's the big deal that we just HAD to come over?" Leorio asked.
Killua took out the package, "I just got-" The doorbell rang again. Killua opened it and saw Hisoka, Kuroro, Machi and Shizuku standing there! "Come in…-_-" Killua sighed. I can't believe Gon invited some members of the Genei Ryodan!
Kurapika's eyes started to glow red, No, I must remain calm and try to not kill anyone.
"Hello chain-user…..." Kuroro grinned.
"Urusai! Don't get me angry!" Kurapika warned.
"Oooh, I'm SO scared." Kuroro mocked and sat down.
When everyone settled down and sat in a circle. Just as Killua was about to speak, the doorbell rang once again! This time Neon was there. Killua welcomed her, and then he sat down in frustration. "NOW, if there are no more interruptions. I want to show you guys this." He opened the already broken box the reveal a book.
"This is a spell book that I got from H.Y.O." Killua explained.
"Who's H.Y.O.?" Everyone asked in unison.
Killua was confused, "I don't know either. But anyways, she sent me this spell book, and there are so many cool spells in here! Like this one-"
'Killua, use spells carefully…… Or there might be a surprising effect! Ku ku ku ku…" Hisoka laughed. Everyone looked at him like he was crazy. (Oh wait, he IS crazy, never mind!)
"Okay fine, whatever." Killua rolled his eyes, "Here's one that sounds cool. Ibihc spell"
"A WHAT spell?" Machi asked in confusion.
"An Ibihc spell!" Shizuku repeated.
"I know," Machi said, "But what is that?"
Shizuku blinked, "What is what?"
"Forget it!" Machi gave up and everyone sweat dropped. (Wow that was confusing! I almost confused myself!)
"Okay, I'm gonna read this spell. Sunshine glows, moonlight flows. The past is the past, and you CAN go back. There is a way, and this is that." (-_-;; Nice spell eh?)
"Ibihc…" Kurapika mumbled. "If backwards… then… C-H-I-B-I!"
"Nrut enoyreve otni sibihc!" Killua read the rest of the spell.
Gon and Kurapika both shouted, "No Killua! Don't!" But it was too late, Killua finished the spell, and a bright flash appeared in the room for a few seconds.
"What was that?" Killua asked. "That flash was so-"
"That's a chibi spell!" Gon interrupted, "You just put a spell on all of us!"
"The last verse you read was spelt backwards! It said: Turn everyone into chibis!" Kurapika told Killua.
Everyone went silent, and Kuroro was the first to talk, "Is there anything else on the page?"
Killua eyes squinted and looked down, then he nodded, "It says: This is a spell to turn everyone into chibis. It won't happen at the same time, but everyone will have at least one turn of being a chibi. There might be a chance where some are chibis longer than others………"
"BAKA!" Machi insulted, "Why didn't you read that BEFORE you said the spell?"
"I didn't notice… the words are so small!" Killua argued back.
"WAHHH!" Neon started to cry. "I DON'T WANT TO BE A CHIBI!"
"But you'll be cute!" Gon smiled.
Neon stopped crying, "Arigatou!" ^-^
"But still, one of us is going to be a chibi." Shizuku quietly stated.
"Yea, but who?" Killua asked.
Hisoka spoke up, "Who hasn't been talking? Hm…" He pointed to the pile of clothes next to Kurapika. A small head popped out, and black sunglasses dangled from its face.
"LEORIO!" Everyone exclaimed, except Hisoka.
Then the chibi Leorio crawled out, naked! Machi, Shizuku and Neon covered their eyes, while Killua covered Gon's eyes.
"This is……" Kurapika started to say, "Rather disturbing…… Seeing Leorio erm-"
"Naked." Killua finished off. "Oh crap, now we have a perverted chibi in my house!"
"How old do you think he is?" Neon asked, still covering her eyes.
"I guess 2 and half years old." Kurapika answered.
"Who's going to take care of him?" Kuroro brought up the topic, which everyone wanted to avoid.
The girls uncovered their eyes, and Killua took his hand away from Gon's eyes, since Leorio has crawled back into the pile of clothes.
Every boy turned their heads to the 3 girls. "NANI?! I don't know how to take care of babies!" Neon told them.
"We don't either……" Machi and Shizuku said.
"But first, we need to put clothes on him. Who's going to do that?" Gon brought up another topic that all of them didn't want to mention.
Everyone turned their heads to Killua, "You must have some baby clothes leftover."
After a few minutes, Killua returned with a small blue t-shirt and a pair of black shorts…… and a diaper.
"Who's going to put the diaper on him and dress him?" Killua asked, holding up the clothes.
Everyone turned their heads to Neon. "NO! PLEASE DON'T MAKE ME DO THAT!" Neon screamed.
But it was no use; everyone had forced Neon to put a diaper on Leorio. Of course, Neon herself was blindfolded, but she still did a very good job of putting it on him. Kurapika (reluctantly) had to hold him down, while Gon and Killua dressed Leorio. After a while, Leorio in the middle of the room, dressed, and looking at everyone with curiosity.
"Well we're getting out of here. Don't want to look at that guy anymore." Kuroro stood up and was about to walk out.
"Wait!" Gon shouted, "You can't go! Don't you remember? Everyone will have a chance of being a chibi. So what if you're walking and all of a sudden, you turn into a chibi?"
Kuroro retreated from the door and sat back down, "You're right. That means we're stuck here!"
"First thing on the agenda, is to decide what we're going to do about this- chibi Leorio." Kurapika stated.
"Leo-we-wo?" the chibi repeated.
"Yes, Le-or-io. That's your name." Neon grinned.
Leorio crawled to Neon and she picked him up. Leorio started to put his hand against her breast. "AHHHH!! GET THIS PERVERT OFF ME!!" Neon wailed loudly. (Poor, Neon. She's so tortured! ^_____^;;)
Leorio blinked and grinned mischievously, "I wike you!"
Surprisingly, no one did anything. So Killua pulled the chibi off of Neon and held him uncomfortably. "Uh, I'm going to put him down now… So girls, watch out!"
The little 'angel' crawled to Kurapika, just as Killua put him down. "What is it now?" Kurapika asked.
"Do you wuv me?" Leorio smiled and asked.
"# No I don't love you!" Kurapika stated coldly.
"Do you have a boyfwiend? 'Cause you are wely (really) pwetty!" the chibi said.
Kuroro burst out laughing, along with everyone else (even Hisoka! *gasp*) "HA! See? Everyone thinks you're a girl! Even this perverted chibi does!"
Leorio turned to face Kuroro, "Are you the pwetty girl's boyfwiend?"
"O_O;; NO! I would never fall in love with the chain-user! And besides, he's a guy!" Kuroro shouted with anger.
Leorio looked around; his eyes asking everyone if 'pretty girl' was a guy and everyone nodded. Machi said, "I can't believe he still acts like this, even when he's a baby!"
Killua and Gon wondered out loud, "Is turning Leorio into a chibi worse than having the real Leorio with us? Or the other way around?"
"There's no answer to that yet. So far, both Leorio's have been bad." Kuroro replied
Hisoka held up a card and smiled evilly, "I would like to kill this chibi if I have permission."
Since when did Hisoka ask for permission to kill someone? Kurapika thought and said, "Shouldn't kill him yet…… let's just see what happens."
Hisoka nodded, "Wakata." Then he started to play with his cards.
Shizuku stood up and suddenly everyone looked her. "I wanted to go to the washroom a few minutes ago, but I forgot!" She left to find a washroom, just as everyone did an anime fall. Machi followed her, just in case she got lost.
Everyone kept talking about the chibi Leorio, and he just sat there listening to them talk. As Machi and Shizuku returned, Leorio suddenly started to cry out loud.
"What is it Leorio?" Gon asked.
Leorio crawled to Gon, and Gon carefully picked him up. "I WANT A GIRLFWIEND!"
Everyone looked at each other; thinking the same thing. This is going to be trouble!
"But…" Killua started to say, "You're too young to have a girlfriend! None of us even have a boyfriend/girlfriend!"
"I DON'T CARE! I WANT ONE! OR I'M GONNA CWY (cry)!" the chibi shouted very loudly, causing Gon to let go of him.
Whispers came from around the room like, "What we going to do?", "I don't want to be his girlfriend!", and "I knew trouble would occur!"
Leorio stood in the middle of the room, waiting for someone to fulfill his request. All 8 people looked at the chibi and didn't speak.
TO BE CONTINUED…
H-Y-O: HAH! Another weird chappie, by me!
Kurapika: Are you crazy?! Making Leorio be a chibi?
Killua: What were you thinking?!
H-Y-O: ^-^;; Well I don't know. I thought Leorio turning into a chibi would be a good start for this story.
Gon: I guess it's fine then… Although it IS freaky thinking about a perverted chibi!
Kurapika: So who's going to be Leorio's girlfriend?
H-Y-O: Uh. I haven't decided yet!
Killua: I know! Dress Kurapika up as an even more girl-ish person! Put him as Leorio's girlfriend!!
H-Y-O: Maybe I will……… But I'm also planning to put yaoi in it, so maybe Kurapika won't have to dress up as a girl after all!
Kurapika: HOW DARE YOU PUT ME WITH LEORIO?!!!?!
Gon: ^^;; I don't think she will, because her fave couple is you and Killua!
Kurapika and Killua: ME AND HIM?! NOOO!
H-Y-O: ^_______^ It's not bad! In fact, it'll be cute putting you guys together!
*Girls suddenly rush in and step on me* H-Y-O: OW… #
Kurapika: Was that for saying Killua and I make a cute couple?
Gon: I don't think so. Probably because she put Leorio, the girl- torturing- perverted person (Sorry, Leorio fans! But I just have something against him! ^-^) to be the first chibi!
H-Y-O: Don't worry, all you girls who want to kill me…… Leorio being a chibi won't last long! It'll be the shortest! I guess making Kurapika or Killua as chibis will be later, since they are my 2 fave bishounen! *Whispering* Or maybe I'll just do what Killua told me to and make Kurapika act like a girl!
Kurapika: I HEARD THAT! I'm going to strangle you!!
H-Y-O: *Starts to run* GON! FINISH FOR ME!
Gon: OK! So please R&R, and NO flaming please!! Oh and if you have any ideas, feel free to put it in your review!
Killua: Now H-Y-O's gonna go stare at Kurapika or continue typing her YGO fic or-
H-Y-O: SHUT UP, KILLUA!! Ja ne PPL! *Still running*
Kurapika: OH you're going to die, H-Y-O! *Chasing after poor me*
