Chapter 4: The Feast

They all watched the Sorting, to eight people it seemed to last forever. When it was finally over Professor Dumbledore stood up.

"Well, here it is, another year. May it bring new surprises and new lessons. I for one am also looking for another year of pranks, don't keep me waiting Sirius." He winked at Sirius and McGonagall frowned. " And with out further ado.... The feast!" As he said this plates filled with every food imaginable. They all dug in, then everyone turned to look at the Slytherin table where a lot of commotion was taking place. It seemed that all the Slytherins were mysteriously eating pink fluffy DIRTY Underwear! Then before everyone's eyes Snape's robes turned into a tight revealing pink shirt and a reeeeeeallllllyyy short skirt.

"I know I may be young but I've got feelings too

And I need to do what I feel like doing

So let me go and just listen." Everyone was laughing while Snape started dancing in front of Professor Plurwood

All you people look at me like I'm a little girl

Well did you ever think it'd be ok for me to step into this world?

Always saying, "Little girl, don't step into the club"

Well I'm just tryin' to find out why, 'cause dancing's what I love, yeah." Now he was on top of the Slytherin table and doing some *cough* naughty moves.

"Get it, get it, get it, get it

Get it, get it, get it, get it

Get it, get it, get it, get it"

"I know I may come off quiet

I may come off shy

But I feel like talkin', feel like dancin' when I see this guy

What's practical, what's logical, what the hell, who cares

All I know is I'm so happy when you're dancing there" " Who is it Snape, Malfoy?" Sirius asked Snape just kept singing.



I'm a slave for you

I cannot hold it, I cannot control it

I'm a slave for you

I won't deny it, I'm not trying to hide it

Baby, don't you wanna dance up on me

To another time and place

Oh, baby, don't you wanna dance up on me

Leaving behind my name and age

Like that. You like that?

Yeah. Now watch me

Get it, get it, get it, get it

Get it, get it, get it, get it

Get it, get it, get it, get it

I really wanna dance tonight with you

I really wanna do what you want me to

I really wanna dance tonight with you

I really wanna do what you want me to

Baby, don't you wanna dance up on me

To another time and place

Oh, baby, don't you wanna dance up on me

Leaving behind my name and age

I'm a slave for you

I cannot hold it, I cannot control it

I'm a slave for you

I won't deny it, I'm not trying to hide it



Get it, get it, get it, get it

Get it, get it, get it, get it

Get it, get it, get it, get it

Get it, get it, get it, get it

Get it, get it, get it, get it

Get it, get it, get it, get it

I'm a slave for you

I cannot hold it, I cannot control it

I'm a slave for you

I won't deny it, I'm not trying to hide it

I'm a slave for you

I cannot hold it, I cannot control it

I'm a slave for you

I won't deny it, I'm not trying to hide it"

Snape finished by plopping down on the Professor's lap and giving her a long passionate kiss. She was red with fury and she pushed him off her.

" Mr. Snape I expect to see you in my office from now to Christmas every night at 6:00 sharp and 100 points from Slytherin MY OWN HOUSE!!" she hollered and stormed out of the hall.

The whole hall shook with silent laughter, even Professor McGonagall.

"For some odd reason I have a feeling that Mr. Snape didn't act on his own free will." He glanced at the Marauders who were trying to look innocent by sipping their pumpkin juice. Then without warning each of them went to a different house table( Sirius-Hufflepuff, Remus-Gryffindor, Peter- Ravenclaw and James-Slytherin) James plopped down in the middle of the table and said in a loud voice

"Lily looks really hot today.....It was the Marauders who charmed the Slytherins food to do that, wasn't that great!" He leaned In to Malfoy as though he was going to whisper but said in the same loud voice " I have a snogging session with Mandee, that really hot Hufflepuff, man is she a good kisser! But that's about it, I mean, that's the only reason I go out with any off them." As he said this Mandee ran out of the hall crying. Many of the other Hufflepuffs were looking slightly upset. The Slytherins were laughing also. James kept going

"And don't tell anyone but Filch is a Squib! And I sleep with a pink bunny my Grandma gave me when I was two-named Pinky. Sirius always wears pink boxers! And I'm not sure if I like Peter, I know he's part of the Marauders but sometimes he creeps me out. Why is everyone looking at me? And laughing? Do I have food in my teeth?"

The same thing was happening to the rest of the Marauders. This continued for about 15 minutes before McGonagall found the countercurse. It seemed that the boys had no idea what they said. "I told you it would be funnier this way" whispered Gwen as the Great Hall finally settled down.

"Well, as some great Muggle once said, be careful what you wished for... I wished for pranks and boy did I get them, now for a few notices: 1) The Astronomy tower is forbidden on Thursday and Saturday from 8-12, please steer clear of there and find other places to err- look at the stars." Everyone laughed. " 2) The Forbidden Forest is indeed forbidden and dangerous. That is all." The food vanished and everyone headed to there respectable common rooms.

When Lily passed James she said in a sweet tone. "All though I'm flattered by what you said in the Great Hall, I'm taken." Then she turned and kissed Josh so James could see and Josh said:

"Yeah Man, you better stay away from my girl." (Possessive aren't we? Hahaha) the both went into the common room leaving James alone and bewildered.

*What is she talking about, what did I say, why is everyone looking at me weirdly? And why do I suddenly care when she kisses Josh, they've been going out for a year.*

*Ah, you always cared, you just wouldn't admit it * a little voice said

* Shut up * he said and entered the Common room. ~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~

Sorry it took so long and that the chpt. Has nothing in it except humor and a little hint bout feelings James has for Lily.... next one probably won't be out ''til late next week caz school starts and all but it'll come 45 reviews!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!(plzzzzzzzz)

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