H-Y-O: *Still running* OKAY, so Kurapika is STILL after me!
Kurapika: COME BACK HERE!
H-Y-O: Now, this chappie is dedicated to masami, since she wanted to read the second chappie so badly! ^-^ Oi, I'm finally updating after all this time, after 2 months?
Gon: Please enjoy this chappie! =P
Killua: …… -_- Stuck doing disclaimer. Okay, H-Y-O doesn't own HXH or any characters.
!^^ Kurapika's First Torture from a Chibi ^^!
*Changed* = = are thoughts
Everyone pointed to Neon. "Please, no more suffering! I can't stand it!" Neon cried.
"It doesn't matter. I'll volunteer." Machi said calmly, "If he does anything it'll be instant death."
Leorio crawled to Machi, "Okay. You are my girlfwiend and wite now…… I want a kiss!
Killua and Kuroro laughed, "This is going to be HILARIOUS!"
No one said anything as Machi gulped and leaned close to kiss the little perverted chibi. The minute she kissed him, he turned back to Leorio. I mean the older version of him!
"Wow, talk about sleeping beauty!" Killua spoke up, "Except this is a very weird version of it!"
Leorio shook his head, "What happened?"
"Ne, Leorio, you turned into a chibi and then you wanted a girlfriend, so Machi volunteered. Then you wanted her to give you a kiss, and she did and now you're back again!" Gon explained quickly and ran out of breath.
Leorio grinned slyly and looked over at Machi, "So do you want a kiss from ME this time?"
Machi slapped him, "NO WAY!"
"Leorio, you should change back into your normal clothes because you look very hideous right now! Kukukuku......" Hisoka laughed.
Everyone sweat dropped, then Leorio excused himself to change. "I'm hungry!" Shizuku suddenly said. Everyone nodded and agreed, so they all went to the kitchen. It was a beautiful kitchen, with marble walls. Shiny utensils hung above the counter, and 2 meters away from the counter was a big table; nicely decorated.
Neon and Kurapika had to cook for the other 7 people. It was sort of like a restaurant because they all 'ordered' their food. They could all finally settle down and eat, but after a short while of enjoying their dinner (Yea, I guess it's 7 o'clock-ish), they all noticed that something was wrong.
"Is it just me……… or does it seem a little quiet?" Leorio asked.
"Yea, something DOES seem wrong here. Who's missing?" Killua glanced around and mumbled out some names, "Gon… Kurapika…Machi…Kuroro… KURORO!"
Everyone almost jumped up at the sound of Killua's voice, and turned their heads over to look at the kumos' leader. "EH?! O_O;;" As you might have guessed, Kuroro was the next victim of the Ibihc Spell.
As if on cue, everyone dropped their utensils, stopped chewing and ran around the huge mansion looking for clothes. Shizuku returned with a purple shirt with a bunny on it, and a pair of navy blue shorts. They dressed him, and afterwards, they started a discussion about this new chibi. (Wow, wonder what happened to all that food. oO")
"I'm sure everyone has noticed, but doesn't that look like a female shirt?" Kurapika asked.
"Yea……" Neon sighed, "But it looks just so kawaii on him!"
All the other 7 people turned their heads and stared at Neon, "^-^;; Okay, forget I even said that!"
"Well what do we do with him?" Leorio looked around for answers.
"We kill him!" Hisoka and Kurapika chimed in.
Gon plugged his nose, "You don't need to kill anyone! Someone just needs to help him take a bath!!"
No one volunteered, and suddenly, baby Kuroro started crying! "STUPID 3 YEAR OLD KID!" Killua shouted over Kuroro's cries.
"CAN SOMEONE BATHE HIM?!" Gon shouted even louder, causing Kuroro to stop wailing.
"But since no one volunteered, what do we do about danchou?" Machi questioned.
"OH!" Gon got an idea, "He doesn't seem to be paying attention to any of us, so we'll just have to call his name and see which one he responds to. Er, yes, you can call him whatever you want!"
Shizuku and Machi tried first, "Danchou!"
Kuroro didn't even turn around.
"Kukukukuku......" Hisoka laughed, and do I really need to tell you? -_- It didn't work.
"Kuroro?" Neon and Gon tried to get the chibi's attention. He flinched a bit, but didn't move anymore.
"Baka!" Killua called. "Gaki!" Leorio said. Both of their 'names' for the chibi didn't catch his attention either.
The last person was Kurapika, and he mumbled, "Kisama……"
The 3 year old Kuroro turned around and stared at Kurapika, so everyone urged him to finish his sentence.
"Kisama warui yarou [1]!" Kurapika said through clenched teeth, and the minute he said that, Kuroro wobbly walked over to Kurapika and gave him a small hug and said, "YAY!"
"Okay Kurapika…… Looks like you're the lucky winner!" Leorio joked. Everyone's jaw dropped, seeing that Kurapika's enemy was responding to an insult and afterwards, hugging him.
= CRAP! NOOOO! T.T = Killua and Kurapika both thought. (EH, wonder why Killua thought that ^_~ Um, no he doesn't like Kuroro; just in case you got any demented thoughts.)
Kurapika picked up the chibi, and walked upstairs to the bathroom. Each step of the way, he was swearing.
*In the bathroom*
They entered a huge bathroom, which looked new, and smelled fresh. It was quite an amazing sight to see, even if it WAS just a bathroom.
Kurapika turned on the water, making sure it was a nice temperature. Then he poured some a small cup of bubble bath in. Lastly, Kurapika closed his eyes to strip the chibi.
"Let's just get on with this. I don't want to waste anymore time." Kurapika told Kuroro.
Unfortunately, Kuroro wasn't cooperating. He splashed water everywhere, including on Kurapika. So Kurapika had to take the top layer of his clothes off, and it revealed a pale green shirt (You know when he was fighting Ubogin? Yea, that thing. I don't know how to describe it. In ep 56)
"I want toys!" the chibi spoke for the first time.
While Kurapika looked around for something for Kuroro to play with, the chibi popped the flying bubbles. In the corner of his eye, Kurapika spotted a yellow rubber duck, so he gave it to Kuroro.
After a short while of squeezing the duck, the 3 year old chibi got tired of the squeaky sounds. "The duck- make it quack! Make the ducky quack!"
"Quack. Quack." Kurapika said with boredom as he squeezed the duck. -_-
Kuroro clapped and laughed, "Hehehehe……YAY! Ducky quacks! Quack more!"
*Meanwhile, downstairs*
"I wonder how Kurapika is doing." Leorio thought out loud.
"Let's go check on him," Killua got up eagerly.
Leorio pulled Killua back down and winked, "No, let them have some- fun……"
Everyone shuddered at that statement; Leorio sure had some weird ideas in his brain.
So out of boredom, Killua took out the spell book and looked at the page called Ibihc Spell again. "NANI?! More words appear every time I open the book!"
"What does it say?" Gon asked.
"Every time a person turns into a chibi, the magic gets stronger, and it will be harder to make the chibi return to its normal state." Killua read.
"Who's H-Y-O? I still want to know." Neon glanced at everyone.
"Who cares? For now, we'll have to worry about ways of returning danchou back to normal!" Machi stated.
*Back in the bathroom*
After many minutes of duck quacking, Kurapika fell asleep on the side of the bathtub. Kuroro looked at the sleeping Kurapika and gave him a tiny kiss on the cheek. With that, the Kuruta boy woke up and said, "Oh god. I'd rather have you grown up. Your chibi version is getting annoying!"
When Kuroro heard the word 'annoying', he took the insult quite seriously. He grabbed Kurapika by the collar of his shirt, and yanked him down into the bathtub.
"Damn!" Kurapika cursed. (Eh, chibi Kuroro is still strong. ^____^?)
Kuroro, who was still upset about the 'insult', started splashing Kurapika and throwing items at him. Bottles, towels…… whatever this mischievous little kid could find around him.
-_-# Kurapika tried to remain calm, even though he was wet, and there were many items being hurled at him. But the scariest thing was yet to come; for it would shock Kurapika and change his life…… forever!
Kuroro grabbed something, and stuffed it into Kurapika's face, while saying something. All that could be heard was a loud shriek from Kurapika, "KUSOOOOOOO!!!!" The minute that scream was released, everyone downstairs, rushed upstairs.
TO BE CONTINUED………
[1] "Kisama warui yarou" means "you evil bastard" Eh sure all you people know that already, but just in case.
H-Y-O: Oi! Kurapika stopped chasing me, after he saw the sentence about something shocking him and changing his life.
Killua: What's that thing that's supposed to change his life?
H-Y-O: Can't tell! It's supposed to be shockingly stupid! *Grins*
Gon: I hate when she grins. She always has this crazed look in her eyes. And that means trouble for us in the fic!
Kurapika: What the hell happened at the end of this chapter?
H-Y-O: *Shakes head* Not telling! Like I said, it's supposed to-
Killua: Wait a second! I don't get it. I thought Kurapika was your favourite bishounen! Why are you torturing him?
H-Y-O: This fic won't be fun if I didn't put some torture on people! Say, *grins again* I could torture YOU next! *points to Killua*
Killua: ^-^;; No thanks……
Gon: Please don't torture Kurapika! T.T
H-Y-O: Or- *turns head over to Gon* I could torture you!!
Gon: On second thought, go ahead. Go ahead and torture Kurapika! ^-^
Kurapika: WHAT?! You guys are supposed to be my friends!
Gon and Killua: We are! But when it comes to a crazy authoress, we can't help but defend for ourselves!
H-Y-O: *Still mumbling* or I could torture…… *gets incoherent*
Killua: Well H-Y-O is out of commission~
Gon: And please read and review! Don't accept flames!
Kurapika: But can anyone figure out what happened to me?! AHHHH!
H-Y-O: *Grins* TORTURE!! *Laughs like a maniac* (Eh, now I have to work on my other fic! WHEE! Er, no torture in that one! ^________^)
