Two Heroes Collide, BONUS!!!

Well, wondering why there is a bonus chapter within a story? Well, I just recently came home after a vacation, so I'll relax for a while before writing Chapter 3. But anyway, I hope you enjoy this Segment!!!

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The THC Syndrome!!!

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Mwah ha ha ha!!! Well, there is this known sickness called Two Heroes Collide Syndrome or THC Syndrome, which well, is not an epidemic but a slight short sickness. It doesn't spread too much, but not really obsolete. Anyway, here are some the symptoms and diagnoses will occur if you have this syndrome... :)

You join the club that saves wolves from being an endangered species.

You bought your male dog a pair of eyeglasses and made built him a lab.

You wanted to become a scientist specializing in minerals so that you may discover Anatyde.

You told everybody that the terrorists are actually GE soldiers.

You wish to become an astronaut so that you can fly into outer space and find Terra and Lylat.

When you are forced in donating blood, you said you couldn't because you have Anatyde in your blood.

Your favorite Street Fighter character is Sakura.

In every game she appeared in, you played to study her moves.

You threatened a bully that you'll kill him with your Hadouken and other Shotokan moves.

You told the people in the Air Force to use Plasma Cannons and Neutron Blasters.

You also told them to build Arwings, Wolfens, and Pranzers to be used in battle.

You believed that SARS and AIDS are not the worst viruses around. You fear of... RABIES!

You tried to crossbreed a falcon and a cat.

You went searching for a pink cat and a blue vixen.

You wanted wolves, foxes, and such animals to fly a plane.

As you watched Star Wars, you told to your companion that the Jedis use Neutron Blades and flies an Arwing.

You recommended GE soldiers in the Military.

You wanted America or a country to be lead by two Generals instead of one President.

Where ever you are, whenever you are, you always thought of THC.

You watched Crush Gear Turbo and loved Kouya's Crush Gear, Garuda Phoenix or Garuda Eagle.

You started saying Japanese stuff.

You believed that the first monkey in space was actually an ape named Andross.

The first dog was not a bitch named Laika but a dog named Bill.

You proclaimed that the Solar System is composed of Corneria, Colonium, Fortuna, Willow, etc.

You wanted to have a video game featuring GalaxyWulf and StarFox.

You looked for an antrho-wolf pic for Megaman X.

You stole an old person's cane and said it was Krazoa's Staff.

When you dream, you said Krazoa visited you.

You don't like cars. You like Arwings.

For a guy, your room is full of pictures of Lupina, Ruby, Pranz, Fara, Katt, and Krystal.

He he he... Still more to come! Hope you enjoy! Now, for the 3rd Chapter!