Hi! This isn't my best but oh well!! And if you have a crush on Danny then don't read this!
(title unknown)
By, Lita Jolie
Before Rafe and Danny joined the Air Force they promised each other that they would always be there for each other.
Well, now that they were in the Air Force, they were men and the could take care of themselves. But they still stayed to the vow that they made.
While Rafe and Danny were out gettin ready for training, Red came over.
"Yo... u need tttto ggggoo tttto--
"SPIT IT OUT RED!" Rafe yelled.
"You need to go see Dolittle!"
"Gosh Rafe you should be a little more nicer to the people around you!" Danny told him.
"Yeah, yeah, yeah." Rafe was always mean to everyone, except for the men that were in charge of them. And Danny was always trying to straighten him out. It never worked.
While Danny and Rafe were walking to Dolittle's they began to have a conversation.
"What do you think he wants from us now?" Rafe said.
"DO YA THINK I KNOW?" Danny screamed at him.
"WELL OBVIOUSLY, THAT'S SORTA WHY I ASKED YOU, YA FOO!" Rafe yelled.
"Oh well Rafe it doesn't matter! Just shut up you son of a bitch!"
(Rafe gasps) "OKAY YOU BASTARD!"
"THE ONLY REASON MY DAD IS DEAD IS 'CAUSE YOU GANGBANGED HIM WITH YO BROTHER!"
"Shut up, you motherfucking slut who's a wannabe bitch ass licking butt kissing shit rippin' biatch!!"
They fought all the way there.
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"Men, today I have called you down here to ask you something." Dolittle said.
"What would that be sir?" Danny asked politely.
"Well, I was wondering if you boys would go to England, and fight with them."
Then Anthony jumps out of nowhere and yells "I WANNA GO!"
"I TOLD YOU TO MIND YOUR OWN BUSINESS BOSCO!
Anthony walked out if the room sadly. "I am sick of that son of a bitch coming in here!" Dolittle said. "Anyways.. will you go?"
"Well..." Oh no Danny thought. Not another one of Rafe's speeches!
"I think it would be a very good idea to go. Danny needs the encouragement! He needs to become a real man!" Rafe sounded like he was the president giving a speech.
Dolittle's face was in a smile. He began to laugh. "Oh Rafe! That is awful bullshit!! Can't you come up with anything else you motherfuckin' cow?"
Danny gets up and starts dancing and singing. "HE TOLD YOU!" Danny yelled while dancing a victory dance.
"Now men, I am serious this time. Will you go?"
Danny sat down in frustration. "No sir," Danny answered, "make Rafe go! He is gonna get killed anyways! A Japanese bitch is gonna kill him!"
"What?" Dolittle asked.
Danny gasps. "Oh no I gave away their secret!"
"What secret?"
"Well you see sir the Japs are gonna bomb us."
"Oh well!" Dolittle said.
Rafe stands up. "No. I will not go!!! I need a bitch to hold on to!"
"WHAT DOES THAT HAVE TO DO WITH THIS?" Dolittle yelled.
"I don't know sir." Oh well, I will have to get other men. GOODBYE!"
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(title unknown)
By, Lita Jolie
Before Rafe and Danny joined the Air Force they promised each other that they would always be there for each other.
Well, now that they were in the Air Force, they were men and the could take care of themselves. But they still stayed to the vow that they made.
While Rafe and Danny were out gettin ready for training, Red came over.
"Yo... u need tttto ggggoo tttto--
"SPIT IT OUT RED!" Rafe yelled.
"You need to go see Dolittle!"
"Gosh Rafe you should be a little more nicer to the people around you!" Danny told him.
"Yeah, yeah, yeah." Rafe was always mean to everyone, except for the men that were in charge of them. And Danny was always trying to straighten him out. It never worked.
While Danny and Rafe were walking to Dolittle's they began to have a conversation.
"What do you think he wants from us now?" Rafe said.
"DO YA THINK I KNOW?" Danny screamed at him.
"WELL OBVIOUSLY, THAT'S SORTA WHY I ASKED YOU, YA FOO!" Rafe yelled.
"Oh well Rafe it doesn't matter! Just shut up you son of a bitch!"
(Rafe gasps) "OKAY YOU BASTARD!"
"THE ONLY REASON MY DAD IS DEAD IS 'CAUSE YOU GANGBANGED HIM WITH YO BROTHER!"
"Shut up, you motherfucking slut who's a wannabe bitch ass licking butt kissing shit rippin' biatch!!"
They fought all the way there.
********************
"Men, today I have called you down here to ask you something." Dolittle said.
"What would that be sir?" Danny asked politely.
"Well, I was wondering if you boys would go to England, and fight with them."
Then Anthony jumps out of nowhere and yells "I WANNA GO!"
"I TOLD YOU TO MIND YOUR OWN BUSINESS BOSCO!
Anthony walked out if the room sadly. "I am sick of that son of a bitch coming in here!" Dolittle said. "Anyways.. will you go?"
"Well..." Oh no Danny thought. Not another one of Rafe's speeches!
"I think it would be a very good idea to go. Danny needs the encouragement! He needs to become a real man!" Rafe sounded like he was the president giving a speech.
Dolittle's face was in a smile. He began to laugh. "Oh Rafe! That is awful bullshit!! Can't you come up with anything else you motherfuckin' cow?"
Danny gets up and starts dancing and singing. "HE TOLD YOU!" Danny yelled while dancing a victory dance.
"Now men, I am serious this time. Will you go?"
Danny sat down in frustration. "No sir," Danny answered, "make Rafe go! He is gonna get killed anyways! A Japanese bitch is gonna kill him!"
"What?" Dolittle asked.
Danny gasps. "Oh no I gave away their secret!"
"What secret?"
"Well you see sir the Japs are gonna bomb us."
"Oh well!" Dolittle said.
Rafe stands up. "No. I will not go!!! I need a bitch to hold on to!"
"WHAT DOES THAT HAVE TO DO WITH THIS?" Dolittle yelled.
"I don't know sir." Oh well, I will have to get other men. GOODBYE!"
LOOK OUT FOR THE NEXT CHAPTER
