Continued of The Way Pearl Harbor Should Have Been!
So, Rafe and Danny were walking. And talking as well.
"You know Danny I never noticed it but you are a son of a bitch!"
"Well that was nice!"
"I know!"
"What do you wanna do anyways?"
"Let's go ride some cows!"
"NO RAFE! THE LAST TIME I RODE THAT BITCH ASS COW I FELL OFF AND GOT A BOO-BOO!!"
"Well you asked me what we should do!"
"Rafe shut up you are always causin' some trouble you son of a bitch!"
"Let's just go to England and go pick up some British maestros!
"OK!!"
So, Rafe and Danny went to England! And on the way they met this girl named Evelynn.
"HI THERE!" said Rafe.
"Hello." She simply said.
"What is your name bitch?"
"My name is Evelynn."
"Hey Evelynn wanna screw?" Rafe asked.
"Okay!"
(So then basically they screw, Rafe accidentally dies, and then Danny screws with her in a parachute hanger, and only God knows where it goes from there.)
"Hey Evelynn, keep your eyes on my tha dun da dun dunk!"
So then Rafe comes "back to life" and figures out that Danny screwed his woman.
On Dec. 7, 1940 somethin', America was attacked!
"Oh no the Japanese are coming! The Japanese are coming!" Evelynn yelled.
"It was the British, not the Japanese.." Danny said. "Wait a sec! Aren't we all supposed to scream and run away?"
Rafe stood up like he was gonna say something and just said "DAMN!"
Well, these people didn't know what to do, so they just stood there, and a bomb hit them! And they survived! (you're probably thinking this is impossible) Well it is! So then a Jap gets out of his plane!
Rafe walks up to the Jap, (which was a guy) and said "BE MY BITCH!" And they Jap just stood there, and then said "Hibechow?"
Rafe tried to translate it. "Howule BITCH"? Then the Jap said "MO! MO! MO! Which in Japanese means yes, yes, yes! I got the urge to Herbal!
So then Rafe and The Jap (bitch) were just making out happily when Danny and Evelynn stood there. Then Danny got a gun and shot Rafe.
"HA! I'M NOT THE ONE WHO DIES THIS TIME!" he yelled.
Then Rafe sat up and said "I have a bulletproof vest on!"
"Oh."
While Danny was pouting the Jap got up and shot Danny. Rafe went over to him and held him.
"Rafe I'm so cold."
"I will warm you up!" said Rafe.
"NO! CAN'T YOU SEE I'M TRYING TO DIE PEACEFULLY? I AM SUPPOSED TO SUFFER NOT BE HAPPY!"
"But Danny, you can't die! You are gonna be a father!"
"What do you mean? Sure me and Evelynn screwed a few times but I was protected! Trojan Man!"
"Oh, well I meant soon to be daddy. Just die and get it over with!"
"OK". Then Danny died. And Rafe's Jap disappeared. And then Rafe went out with Evelynn they broke up blah, blah, blah!
END
Hi, this is just a stupid little fic that I came up with, I just felt like being funny so R/R!!! PLEASE!!! No flames!
So, Rafe and Danny were walking. And talking as well.
"You know Danny I never noticed it but you are a son of a bitch!"
"Well that was nice!"
"I know!"
"What do you wanna do anyways?"
"Let's go ride some cows!"
"NO RAFE! THE LAST TIME I RODE THAT BITCH ASS COW I FELL OFF AND GOT A BOO-BOO!!"
"Well you asked me what we should do!"
"Rafe shut up you are always causin' some trouble you son of a bitch!"
"Let's just go to England and go pick up some British maestros!
"OK!!"
So, Rafe and Danny went to England! And on the way they met this girl named Evelynn.
"HI THERE!" said Rafe.
"Hello." She simply said.
"What is your name bitch?"
"My name is Evelynn."
"Hey Evelynn wanna screw?" Rafe asked.
"Okay!"
(So then basically they screw, Rafe accidentally dies, and then Danny screws with her in a parachute hanger, and only God knows where it goes from there.)
"Hey Evelynn, keep your eyes on my tha dun da dun dunk!"
So then Rafe comes "back to life" and figures out that Danny screwed his woman.
On Dec. 7, 1940 somethin', America was attacked!
"Oh no the Japanese are coming! The Japanese are coming!" Evelynn yelled.
"It was the British, not the Japanese.." Danny said. "Wait a sec! Aren't we all supposed to scream and run away?"
Rafe stood up like he was gonna say something and just said "DAMN!"
Well, these people didn't know what to do, so they just stood there, and a bomb hit them! And they survived! (you're probably thinking this is impossible) Well it is! So then a Jap gets out of his plane!
Rafe walks up to the Jap, (which was a guy) and said "BE MY BITCH!" And they Jap just stood there, and then said "Hibechow?"
Rafe tried to translate it. "Howule BITCH"? Then the Jap said "MO! MO! MO! Which in Japanese means yes, yes, yes! I got the urge to Herbal!
So then Rafe and The Jap (bitch) were just making out happily when Danny and Evelynn stood there. Then Danny got a gun and shot Rafe.
"HA! I'M NOT THE ONE WHO DIES THIS TIME!" he yelled.
Then Rafe sat up and said "I have a bulletproof vest on!"
"Oh."
While Danny was pouting the Jap got up and shot Danny. Rafe went over to him and held him.
"Rafe I'm so cold."
"I will warm you up!" said Rafe.
"NO! CAN'T YOU SEE I'M TRYING TO DIE PEACEFULLY? I AM SUPPOSED TO SUFFER NOT BE HAPPY!"
"But Danny, you can't die! You are gonna be a father!"
"What do you mean? Sure me and Evelynn screwed a few times but I was protected! Trojan Man!"
"Oh, well I meant soon to be daddy. Just die and get it over with!"
"OK". Then Danny died. And Rafe's Jap disappeared. And then Rafe went out with Evelynn they broke up blah, blah, blah!
END
Hi, this is just a stupid little fic that I came up with, I just felt like being funny so R/R!!! PLEASE!!! No flames!
