OMAKE 1


Ichiban!

Sango let out a weary sigh, reflecting the multitude of emotions she felt. A bird twittered and swiftly flew away into the blue sky.
"Chirp chirp! Chirp chirp!" and unusual bird was flying around Sango's face in circles.
Sango looked up and was confronted by the face of Shippo.
"SHIPPO-CHAN! THIS IS SUPPOSED TO BE MY RECOLLECTION!"
"Chirp?" Shippo said and started chewing on her head in bubble form.
WHHHHHHHHHHOOOOOOSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
"That's better." Sango said sitting down again.
Far far away
"That's not better!" Shippo said pouting.

Niban!

Foolish houshi-sama. Why was he always so stubborn? He always used the Air Rip to protect them even though it definitely made his life shorter. Sango didn't understand, she was so confused whenever she thought of him.
"Yes, I suppose I might have that affect on people... I must be irresistible to women." Miroku popped in.
"Will everyone stop WRECKING MY PART!" Sango heaved up Hirakotsu. Bye bye Miroku!
Far far away
"It's not fair!" Shippo pouted.
"No, It's not. Where are all the women here?" Miroku sighed.
"Ahou ja!" Shippo argued, "This is all your fault!"
"Mine, whatever did I do? Shippo, you angered her in the first place!"
"Yah, but I don't make her confused whenever she thinks of me!"
"That's because she doesn't think of you."
"Ahou!"

Sanban!

That was normal though, she shouldn't expect anything different. She had another large cut which would eventually add to her collection of scars. Like any man would want a woman so scarred and ugly.
"Well, obviously! Why should I look like a girl if I'm a man!" Sango shouts.
Miroku's face drains it's color.
"But, you had... when I groped..." Miroku stuttered.
"Fake obviously!" Sango shouted, "I'm proclaiming my true sex!"
"Ack! You saw me naked!" Kagome shouted.
"Yes, I did, didn't I!" Sango grinned cheerfully. Kagome fainted. A few seconds later, so did Miroku.

Yonban!

"Shippo-chan, when will you learn to keep your nose out of their business? Inuyasha won't take it easy on you." Sango murmured to herself, smiling in spite of it. Yes, in Sango's mind Shippo was special. He was the first.
"The first person who WRECKED MY PART IN THIS FANFIC!" Sango screamed.
"Nani? Me?" Shippo asked innocently picking up his mangled bird costume from the tree. Sango began approaching...
-We'll leave it at that.

Goban!

"Daijobu ka, houshi- sama?" Sango asked warily. She still didn't trust him, for he was probably going to grope her.
"Hai. Most of the fever is gone. Are you all right? You had a pretty nasty gash." Miroku commented.
"Oh, I'm-" Sango started, until she felt a hand.
"I THOUGHT THERE WAS SUPPOSED TO BE NO GROPING!" Sango screamed.
"But, it's my hand! Bad hand!" Miroku said lamely.
"YOU DON'T ASK SOMEONE IF THEY ARE HURT AND THEN GROPE THEM!"
"Ah, Honto? My hand has no restrictions." Miroku said patting his hand again.
"Stop doing that. It's creepy." Sango said sweatdropping again.

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Okay that was my OMAKE section where I do silly remakes of my chapters. Tell me if you think I should keep doing it for all my chapters, doing it for only a few chapters, or just not doing it at all. I need feedback! Review if you can! I'm not going to pressure you to review or anything though. I mean it's not like I'm gonna jump at you with a gun if you don't. *Click* No, that wasn't a gun silly! Okay, I'm getting pretty scary at this point, Ja ne!