OMAKE 2!
Okay, okay, I'm having way too much fun writing these. Maybe I can make a doujinshi out of this! Yah, I've always wanted to do something of the sort, but I don't have enough materials and I don't have enough patience. But, hey, I can always try! (I'd probably make it to the first page.... -_-;)
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Ichiban!
"OSOUWARI!"
Inuyasha met the dirt for the second time that morning, since before he had made her mad and she had shouted 'osouwari' then as well. Suddenly, to everyone's surprise, Kikyo comes wandering in.
"Kagome, I will kill you." Kikyo said dully. Everyone watched, sweat dropping.
"Kikyo!" Inuyasha proclaimed. Kagome flinched.
"OSOUWARI, OSOUWARI, OSOUWARI, OSOUWARI, OSOUWARI, OSOUWARI, OSOUWARI, OSOUWARI!" Inuyasha hit the ground eight times in a row.
Kikyo pulled back her bow as far as it could reach, ready to shoot Kagome. Then Kagome had a brilliant idea! She pointed to Kikyo.
"Osouwari!" Kikyo slammed to the ground, the arrow flying and almost nicking Sango.
"Nani? Kagome's magical power! Osouwari!" Miroku said.
"Hai, she's Osouwari girl!" Shippo exclaimed.
"I wonder if it works on you guys?" Kagome wondered. Miroku, Sango and Shippo began backing away.
"Osouwari, Osouwari, Osouwari!" Kagome said pointing to all of them. Each promptly hit the dust.
Niban!
Miroku was staring ahead of himself, straight ahead, slack-jawed and eyes widened. He looked extremely shocked. He was frozen to the spot. Sango slowly turned her head in the direction where he was staring to see what had him so rifled. Coming down the path ahead of them was a woman. It was Kikyo.
"Nani! Do you have a problem with me?" she asked inquisitively.
"RUN!" Everyone shouted dragging Inuyasha along.
"Why are we running?" Inuyasha asked.
"Because we don't need any more confusion right now." Kagome retorted.
Sanban!
"Miroku-kun! I missed you so much! You've done a lot of growing!" Su-chan said looking him over, and winking.
"So have you." Miroku replied. Su-chan backed away a little bit, Miroku kept staring, and not at her face. He came up to her.
"Will you bear my child?" Miroku asked.
"HOUSHI-SAMA! This scene is supposed to have no lechery!" Sango shouted.
He was busy rubbing Su-chan's butt.
"HOUSHI-SAMA!"
"It's the hand?" he said tentatively.
WHACK!
Yonban!
'Gah, the girl is perfect in every way.' Sango thought to herself. Ah, envy was like a sickness, it really made you feel sick. Sango dropped down on the ground.
"Sango, daijoubu!" Kagome said running over.
"Tell everyone *cough* *cough*, E-envy killed me." Sango said dropping dead.
"Uh? She's dead guys."
"What killed her?" Miroku asked.
"Envy or something like that." Kagome said.
"Is that some kind of disease in your world, Kagome-sama?" Miroku asked again.
"Grrr." the spirit of Sango said bashing everyone over the head.
Goban!
"It's far too dangerous, wench, you'll get killed. You can't keep pace with us. We know him better than you, we've been fighting him for ages." Inuyasha loudly remarked. Miroku was going to speak up as well, but then she darted quickly, a fast blur. Inuyasha came up five seconds later holding the darts she was going to throw at them.
"But! You weren't supposed to catch them!" Su-chan wailed.
"Too bad, no woman will ever get the better of me. You'll just have to deal with that."
"Osouwari!" Kagome shouted.
" No woman but Kagome." Miroku commented.
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So there is another chapter. I actually have chapter three written already, but I have to type it still. I always have to add a lot of stuff to make it longer when I type it, so it takes me a little while. I'll have it soon though. Don't mind me, I'm rambling here (Does anyone read these things anyway?) Don't forget, review! Yah, I better do some reviewing myself!
Okay, okay, I'm having way too much fun writing these. Maybe I can make a doujinshi out of this! Yah, I've always wanted to do something of the sort, but I don't have enough materials and I don't have enough patience. But, hey, I can always try! (I'd probably make it to the first page.... -_-;)
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Ichiban!
"OSOUWARI!"
Inuyasha met the dirt for the second time that morning, since before he had made her mad and she had shouted 'osouwari' then as well. Suddenly, to everyone's surprise, Kikyo comes wandering in.
"Kagome, I will kill you." Kikyo said dully. Everyone watched, sweat dropping.
"Kikyo!" Inuyasha proclaimed. Kagome flinched.
"OSOUWARI, OSOUWARI, OSOUWARI, OSOUWARI, OSOUWARI, OSOUWARI, OSOUWARI, OSOUWARI!" Inuyasha hit the ground eight times in a row.
Kikyo pulled back her bow as far as it could reach, ready to shoot Kagome. Then Kagome had a brilliant idea! She pointed to Kikyo.
"Osouwari!" Kikyo slammed to the ground, the arrow flying and almost nicking Sango.
"Nani? Kagome's magical power! Osouwari!" Miroku said.
"Hai, she's Osouwari girl!" Shippo exclaimed.
"I wonder if it works on you guys?" Kagome wondered. Miroku, Sango and Shippo began backing away.
"Osouwari, Osouwari, Osouwari!" Kagome said pointing to all of them. Each promptly hit the dust.
Niban!
Miroku was staring ahead of himself, straight ahead, slack-jawed and eyes widened. He looked extremely shocked. He was frozen to the spot. Sango slowly turned her head in the direction where he was staring to see what had him so rifled. Coming down the path ahead of them was a woman. It was Kikyo.
"Nani! Do you have a problem with me?" she asked inquisitively.
"RUN!" Everyone shouted dragging Inuyasha along.
"Why are we running?" Inuyasha asked.
"Because we don't need any more confusion right now." Kagome retorted.
Sanban!
"Miroku-kun! I missed you so much! You've done a lot of growing!" Su-chan said looking him over, and winking.
"So have you." Miroku replied. Su-chan backed away a little bit, Miroku kept staring, and not at her face. He came up to her.
"Will you bear my child?" Miroku asked.
"HOUSHI-SAMA! This scene is supposed to have no lechery!" Sango shouted.
He was busy rubbing Su-chan's butt.
"HOUSHI-SAMA!"
"It's the hand?" he said tentatively.
WHACK!
Yonban!
'Gah, the girl is perfect in every way.' Sango thought to herself. Ah, envy was like a sickness, it really made you feel sick. Sango dropped down on the ground.
"Sango, daijoubu!" Kagome said running over.
"Tell everyone *cough* *cough*, E-envy killed me." Sango said dropping dead.
"Uh? She's dead guys."
"What killed her?" Miroku asked.
"Envy or something like that." Kagome said.
"Is that some kind of disease in your world, Kagome-sama?" Miroku asked again.
"Grrr." the spirit of Sango said bashing everyone over the head.
Goban!
"It's far too dangerous, wench, you'll get killed. You can't keep pace with us. We know him better than you, we've been fighting him for ages." Inuyasha loudly remarked. Miroku was going to speak up as well, but then she darted quickly, a fast blur. Inuyasha came up five seconds later holding the darts she was going to throw at them.
"But! You weren't supposed to catch them!" Su-chan wailed.
"Too bad, no woman will ever get the better of me. You'll just have to deal with that."
"Osouwari!" Kagome shouted.
" No woman but Kagome." Miroku commented.
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So there is another chapter. I actually have chapter three written already, but I have to type it still. I always have to add a lot of stuff to make it longer when I type it, so it takes me a little while. I'll have it soon though. Don't mind me, I'm rambling here (Does anyone read these things anyway?) Don't forget, review! Yah, I better do some reviewing myself!
