Omake 4!

Ichiban!

Miroku wanted nothing more in the world than to just reach out to her, grab her and never let go. To feel her warmth against his, to just be with her is all he wanted.

"Etchi. You just want to screw me." Sango said glaring at him.

"Ah, that isn't all!" Miroku said trying to cover up his inhibitions.

"Etchi Etchi Etchi! Enemy to all women!" Kagome shouted pointing at him. Behind her were all the women he ever flirted with which was reaching the thousands.

"Eh...heh..." Miroku said and began to run.

Niban!

Alas, he was restrained by his own foolish webs he entangled himself in.

"Made in courtesy by Shippo the Spider!" Shippo croaked in.

"Why does everyone keep interrupting my thoughts!" Miroku howled.

"Payback." Sango said simply.

"Its time for the Shippo theme song!" Shippo crowed and began to sing. Kagome and Inuyasha came out with leis in hawaiian outfits.

"Shippo he is a spider, Shippo he is a man, Shippo he is a clever one, always have a plan, yes always have a plan!" Shippo sang, with Kagome and Inuyasha dancing in the back.

"GO AWAY." Miroku stated calmly, fire blazing behind him.

Sanban!

Her figure slumped a little as her shoulders drooped and Miroku's heart went out for her as it ached.

"My God no! It can't be!" Miroku said horrified.

"What's wrong? Sango asked turning around.

"Your boobs are sagging!" Miroku wailed, tears coming out of his eyes, "This is a sin! A sin I say!"

"Leave me alone! They do not sag!" Sango yelled glaring at him.

"Don't worry Sango, I have something from my world to fix that." Kagome whispered.

"Honto? Arigato!" Sango squealed. Miroku was already fainted on the ground.

Yonban!

"Well, you always seem to have a lost look in your eyes like you lost someone or they are out of reach." Su-chan said wonderingly.

"Foolish child, that is caused by my drugs. You know hallucinations and all?"

"It all makes sense now!" Inuyasha cast.

Goban!

"I'll forgive you, but don't try it. No offense but I really do see why you can't get a husband. I mean look at a tomboy like you. You must be desperate, ne? Your father must be so asham-" Su-chan started again. Sango cut her off slapping her hard in the face. Surprisingly, Su-chan slapped back. Then Sango punched her. And then Su-chan grabbed her hair.

Miroku and Inuyasha came out from behind the tree.

"Catfight Catfight! Woo hoo!"

"Who do you think is going to win?" Miroku asked Inuyasha.

"It's really a hands down fight. Su-chan sucks. And Sango is basically the good person here so she has to win. Plus, Sango has 'The Eye of the Tiger!'" Inuyasha explained.

"Well it looks like Sango has unleashed her secret weapons from her sleeve. Uh oh, Su-chan isn't looking too good, the way the blood is leaking out of her..."

"She's dead you idiot!"

"Oh! Then Sango has won the match! Yay Yay Yay Yay!" Miroku shouted, him and Inuyasha doing a little dance. Sango came up to them and uttered one word.

"Yo."