Chapter 3

(Please remember to R/R and tell me who your favorite kid is.)

Meanwhile, Theresa was dealing with some Orcs that disagreed with her bomb plans.

"Yes!" Theresa yelled. "If we strap the bombs to the Orcs it would be a lot more convenient because they can move!"

"But that would kill them in the process," said an Orc.

"We have over a million Orcs!" Theresa argued. "We loose one or two hundred, no big deal! It's a million against seven!"

"One hundred Orcs can make a difference!" roared the Orc.

Theresa electrocuted him. "But one won't."

At the same time, Gollum wasn't too happy with Sam's cooking methods.

"NOO!!!" he shrieked as Sam took Gollum's rabbit and put it in the soup. "What are you doing?! Stupid fat Hobbit!"

"It's better if you eat it this way," Sam replied.

Julian tried Sam's food. "Actually, I like Gollum's way better."

He turned to James. "Hey James! Are you done visualizing your meal?"

"I've been eating holographic meatloaf for a week!" he complained.

"Well we have all this nice, warm food," Julian grinned.

"Oh shut up!" James yelled, eating more of the meatloaf.

Gandalf wasn't enjoying his time with Matt at all.

"Grandpa," Matt said, "why is your hair so long all of the sudden?"

"I am not your grandfather!" Gandalf yelled.

"Of course you are," Matt answered.

Legolas leaned against a tree, happy Matt found someone else to annoy.

"Aren't you going to help me?" Gandalf asked him.

"Oh no!" Legolas replied. "I'm staying out of this one."

The rest of the Fellowship watched as Gandalf tried to get Matt to shut up.

After a while, Tracy said, "Matt, leave Gandalf alone."

"Oh fine!" he yelled.

"Why didn't you do that in the first place?" Gandalf asked.

"Because we liked seeing Matt annoy someone else," she replied.

"I'll just annoy Lego-dude," Matt said.

Matt picked up his quiver and threw it again. They then road off to Rohan to aid the king.

To make an incredibly long story short, they decided to move the refugees to Helm's Deep.

"Do you think we should tell them about the Orcs?" Ben asked.

"No way!" Bryan shouted. "I've been doing nothing through this whole story! I want to fight!"

So the kids, along with a whole army went off to Helm's Deep.