Summary: Because of recent outbreaks, all Hogwarts students were sent to Muggle schools. (Also for a project in Muggle studies for 6th+ years) Harry and the remainder of the sixth years are sent to a Muggle school in Hawaii. Will Harry and co. be able to survive in the Muggle world, or will they go insane and end up at the local asylum?

Year: 6th year.

Rating: PG/PG-13

Quote of the chapter: "I fart in your general direction."-- MONTY PYTHON!! (the search for the holy grail)!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

A/N: Yea, I own Harry Potter, the apocalypse is here, and we all live in an alternate dimension where pink floating elephants rule the world with the bouncing Hippos. Uh……………………………….................................................................................no. I DON'T own Harry Potter, the apocalypse is NOT here ( at least I hope not), and we DON'T live in an alternate dimension where pink floating elephants rule the world with the bouncing Hippos….

Aah, but you gotta love the bouncing Hippos…

Chapter 2:

The night reveals many…

2 hours, 23 minutes, 41 seconds, 12 milliseconds, and a 4-course meal later, the 16-year old Gryffindor plopped himself in front of the common room couch.

"Gawd…what. A. Day."

"What a year we'll be having…" Ron said, sitting himself next to his best friend, "I won't last a bloody day in that muggle school!"

"Ron, don't worry," Hermione said reassuringly, "I've got some books from the library that might help you. Here." She handed Ron 3 Dictionary-sized books. An old copy of, 'America, A History;' 'Everything you need to know about surviving in the Muggle world without making a total buffoon out of yourself, ' and 'Living like Muggles for Dummies.'

Ron studied each book carefully and decided on Living like Muggles for Dummies. He then buried his nose deep into the book, trying to process each word. Hermione shook her head and turned back to her old, ruddy book. Harry, who was borted out of his mind, was about to go to bed when Professor McGonagall stepped into the portrait hole.

"Excuse me children! I have an announcement from Professor Dumbledore." she took a piece of parchment from her robes, adjusted her glasses, and cleared her throat,

"'Dear fellow Hogwarts Students,

We, the Hogwarts staff, have decided to make this trip a way of getting to know your fellow students in the other houses. Meaning, not all of your classmates in your house will be going to the same school as you. This is just a friendly warning to you all.

Thank you, and have a wonderful year!

Albus Dumbledore '"

When Professor McGonagall finished the letter, every student, from 1st year to 7th, just stared…just stood there, and stared…it was like, what the hell are you people staring at! But still, they stayed where they were…and…stared. Not saying a single bloody word, not one! They just stood there, speechless, and staring…

After a few more minutes of this staring contest (of Doom!), Professor McGonagall stood up, coughed slightly, folded up the parchment, tucked it back into her robes, and left. Once she left, however, the students were now staring at the closed portrait door that their head of House departed from. There was a piercing silence in the room for quite awhile until good-old Neville sneezed loudly.

"Bless you." Hermione said, handing Neville a blue, scented Kleenex.

"Oy! Hermione! You broke it!" Ron said, throwing his arms into the air.

"Break? Ron, I broke nothing."

"You broke it! The silence! This was supposed to be a time of silence, to think, to mourn…and then, then you had to break it!"

"Honestly Ron, we're only going to Hawaii. It's not that big of a deal."

"Hermione! Haven't you heard a word McGonagall said! We're going to have to spend time with other houses!"

"Yea, so?"

"SO!? So!? Hermione! We might have to spend a whole year, with…with…t-the Slytherins!" When Ron mentioned the Slytherins name, everyone shuddered.

"Oh Ron, I don't think Dumbledore will make us spend a whole year with the Slytherins (more shuddering); I know Dumbledore, he wouldn't do something like that…"

"That's what they ALL say. So now don't come crying back to me when you find out we ARE with the Slytherins…(shuddering) or worse…." Ron dramatically paused before continuing, "with…Malfoy!" (shuddering almost uncontrollably!) A few gasps and sighs.

Harry sighed, "Anyway, we better pack up; we're leaving at 7 for the airport."

Ron looked at Harry, "The what?"

"The airport." Harry said again; and seeing his red-haired companions facial expression added, "…You'll see, tomorrow."

With this, Harry and Ron exited the common room (stage right!) to the security and silence of their dorms. Hermione was still sitting quietly in front of the fireplace, caught up in a book; an extremely interesting, battered book titled, Hogwarts, A History.

Harry and Ron entered their dorm to find their clothes and other belongings neatly folded up in their trunks. Harry walked to his suitcase where he found a small piece of parchment, which read in microscopic, scribbled, chicken scratch:

Harry Potter,

Dobby shall miss Harry and young Ms. Granger and also Mr. Weezy. If Harry need anything before ye leaves, ask Dobby! Dobby misses Harry Potter already! Me hopes to see Harry soon!

DoBbY

Harry laughed quietly, "Thanks Dobby…" and folded the note and tucked it in his back pocket for safekeeping.

Harry felt as though he just fell asleep when he was awoken my a familiar voice.

"Harry! Get up Harry!" Ron shook his friend, "we'll be late if you don't wake!"

"Okay, okay. What is the time?" Harry said, adjusting his glasses.

Ron looked around the dorm and reached for the clock, "Erm…6:51."

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KS:

Tried to give you warning but everyone ignores me

Told you everything loud and clear but nobody's listening

Called to you so clearly but you don't want to hear me

Told you everything loud and clear but nobody's listening

I've got a heart full of pain, head full of stress

Hand full of anger held in my chest

And everything left's a waste of time

I hate my rhymes

but I hate everyone else's more

I'm riding on the back of this pressure---

Oh, hello! Hehehe, I love Linkin Park!

Okie Dokie! There's the 2nd chapter! PLEASE REVIEW! Sorry, nothing too interesting….I'm still building the plot…Hopefully It'll get better! ^^''