Chapter 2: The Insanity!
Author's Note: Thanks for the reviews people now I have the energy to continue this story! Did I mention that I'm getting this from the top of my head as I write! Yes I'm a strange person! Mwahahahahaha!!!
Domon and Schwartz are sitting on a bench trying to ignore eachother for the time they'll be spending in jail.
Schwartz: I hate you.
Domon: I hate you more.
Schwartz: Well, you stink.
Domon: At least I put deodorant on.
Schwartz: What are you talking about?
Domon: Rain.
Schwartz: Why?
Domon: Just incase I have to murder someone when I get out.
Schwartz moves away from Domon.
Schwartz: I'm going to sleep.
Domon: I don't care, smelly.
Schwartz: Shut up bum rush!
Domon: What's that?
Schwartz: It's what you are.
Domon: Just go to bed!
Time passes by while Schwartz is sleeping, he wakes up.
Schwartz: Who ! What!
Domon: What?
Schwartz: Domon! Am I growing grey hair yet?
Domon: No, why?
Schwartz: We've been here for 10 years!
Domon: Schwartz, it's only been 7 seconds.
Schwartz: What you talkin' bout Domon?
Domon: Look at my watch 7 seconds!
Schwartz: How does it know that?
Domon: I was bored so I was check to see how much time you have.
Schwartz: (trembling voice) To live?
Domon: Of course not!
Schwartz: Whew!
Domon: To die! Of course you'd stay dead forever. Unless someone as stupid as me would wish you back with the dragon balls.
Schwartz: Whatever.
Prisoner: Hi!
Domon: Aaahhhhh!!!!
Scwartz: It's Ugly! I new this day would come.(takes out pepper spray and sprays it in his eyes) Someone help!
Prisoner: Give me your lunch money!
Domon and Schwartz: Oh. (Hand over 5 bucks)
Schwartz: Thank you for your patronage.
Prisoner: Hey, no sweat!
Domon: Sweat? (smells himself) Whew! I'm kickin'.
Schwartz: I know!
Domon: You have some horse radish I can borrow?
Schwartz: No.
Domon: But I smell!
Schwartz: Horse radish smells too.
Domon: Oh, so that's why I've been smelling. No more horse radish soap for me.
Schwartz: (hurls)
Domon: What's the matter with him?
Domon stares outside, he sees Major Urube and Allenby walking through.
Domon: Good Lord!
Schwartz: What? Hahaha! It's Major Urube and Allenby! Domon why don't you call them over.
Domon: No, no, no, no, no, no!
Schwartz: Oh, phooey! I'll do it myself! Hey Urube come here! Allenby come and look at your boy friend! He's in jail!
Allenby: *sniff, sniff* I smell Domon!
Urube: *sniff, sniff* I smell torcher! Excellent!
Allenby and Urube walk over to Domon and Schwartz.
Allenby: Domon? What are you doing here?
Domon: I don't know who your talking to. My name is Bob.
Allenby: Oh, please I know that stank smell from anywhere!
Domon: Damn, horse radish!
Urube: Domon?
Domon: (in a squeaky voice) What.
Urube: Boo!
Domon: (screams like a six year old) Ahhh!
Urube: Mwahahaha!
Schwartz: Allenby? Aren't you goink to say hello to your boyfriend?
Allenby: You mean..
Schwartz: Yes, Do...
Allenby: Oh Schwartz, I love you to!
Schwartz: (screams like a 3 year old girl) Aaaahhhhhhhh!!!
Urube: This calls for a celebration!
Schwartz: No, it doesn't!
Allenby: Schwartz doesn't like me! Wahahahahaha!!
Schwartz: Your darn right!
Urube: What!?
Schwartz: Nothing.
Domon: You heard him he said he doesn't like her!
Urube: Is that right son!
Schwartz faints and falls on the ground.
Allenby: Oo! Schwartz is playing dead!
Domon: Schwartz you can get up now. (kicks him) Schwartz!
Schwartz: (Gets up) Uhh! Oh Domon, I had a nightmare! I dreamt that, that ugly girl Allenby loved.me?
Allenby: Hi Schwartz!
Schwartz: (screams like a 1 year old) Waaahhhh!!!
Schwartz faints again.
Domon: Why!
How did you like this chapter? I was watching the fairy god parents while typing the ending of this chapter! I love that show! Well I hope you can review! See ya!
Author's Note: Thanks for the reviews people now I have the energy to continue this story! Did I mention that I'm getting this from the top of my head as I write! Yes I'm a strange person! Mwahahahahaha!!!
Domon and Schwartz are sitting on a bench trying to ignore eachother for the time they'll be spending in jail.
Schwartz: I hate you.
Domon: I hate you more.
Schwartz: Well, you stink.
Domon: At least I put deodorant on.
Schwartz: What are you talking about?
Domon: Rain.
Schwartz: Why?
Domon: Just incase I have to murder someone when I get out.
Schwartz moves away from Domon.
Schwartz: I'm going to sleep.
Domon: I don't care, smelly.
Schwartz: Shut up bum rush!
Domon: What's that?
Schwartz: It's what you are.
Domon: Just go to bed!
Time passes by while Schwartz is sleeping, he wakes up.
Schwartz: Who ! What!
Domon: What?
Schwartz: Domon! Am I growing grey hair yet?
Domon: No, why?
Schwartz: We've been here for 10 years!
Domon: Schwartz, it's only been 7 seconds.
Schwartz: What you talkin' bout Domon?
Domon: Look at my watch 7 seconds!
Schwartz: How does it know that?
Domon: I was bored so I was check to see how much time you have.
Schwartz: (trembling voice) To live?
Domon: Of course not!
Schwartz: Whew!
Domon: To die! Of course you'd stay dead forever. Unless someone as stupid as me would wish you back with the dragon balls.
Schwartz: Whatever.
Prisoner: Hi!
Domon: Aaahhhhh!!!!
Scwartz: It's Ugly! I new this day would come.(takes out pepper spray and sprays it in his eyes) Someone help!
Prisoner: Give me your lunch money!
Domon and Schwartz: Oh. (Hand over 5 bucks)
Schwartz: Thank you for your patronage.
Prisoner: Hey, no sweat!
Domon: Sweat? (smells himself) Whew! I'm kickin'.
Schwartz: I know!
Domon: You have some horse radish I can borrow?
Schwartz: No.
Domon: But I smell!
Schwartz: Horse radish smells too.
Domon: Oh, so that's why I've been smelling. No more horse radish soap for me.
Schwartz: (hurls)
Domon: What's the matter with him?
Domon stares outside, he sees Major Urube and Allenby walking through.
Domon: Good Lord!
Schwartz: What? Hahaha! It's Major Urube and Allenby! Domon why don't you call them over.
Domon: No, no, no, no, no, no!
Schwartz: Oh, phooey! I'll do it myself! Hey Urube come here! Allenby come and look at your boy friend! He's in jail!
Allenby: *sniff, sniff* I smell Domon!
Urube: *sniff, sniff* I smell torcher! Excellent!
Allenby and Urube walk over to Domon and Schwartz.
Allenby: Domon? What are you doing here?
Domon: I don't know who your talking to. My name is Bob.
Allenby: Oh, please I know that stank smell from anywhere!
Domon: Damn, horse radish!
Urube: Domon?
Domon: (in a squeaky voice) What.
Urube: Boo!
Domon: (screams like a six year old) Ahhh!
Urube: Mwahahaha!
Schwartz: Allenby? Aren't you goink to say hello to your boyfriend?
Allenby: You mean..
Schwartz: Yes, Do...
Allenby: Oh Schwartz, I love you to!
Schwartz: (screams like a 3 year old girl) Aaaahhhhhhhh!!!
Urube: This calls for a celebration!
Schwartz: No, it doesn't!
Allenby: Schwartz doesn't like me! Wahahahahaha!!
Schwartz: Your darn right!
Urube: What!?
Schwartz: Nothing.
Domon: You heard him he said he doesn't like her!
Urube: Is that right son!
Schwartz faints and falls on the ground.
Allenby: Oo! Schwartz is playing dead!
Domon: Schwartz you can get up now. (kicks him) Schwartz!
Schwartz: (Gets up) Uhh! Oh Domon, I had a nightmare! I dreamt that, that ugly girl Allenby loved.me?
Allenby: Hi Schwartz!
Schwartz: (screams like a 1 year old) Waaahhhh!!!
Schwartz faints again.
Domon: Why!
How did you like this chapter? I was watching the fairy god parents while typing the ending of this chapter! I love that show! Well I hope you can review! See ya!
