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Chapter 14: "My Weezy, my Ninny"
So, finally, here's the 14th chapter. I had lots of fun doing it, and getting to remember all the characters the way I pictured them. I really, really hope you like it, and as I said before, if I manage to keep at least 10 of my former readers, I'll be happy enough. As a last request: please review!! It's more important than ever! I like to know if I'm doing things right, and if the story still captures you the way it did before. Any suggestions will be taken. So read on!
"Weezy! Weezy!" shouted Hermione in a voice that didn't resemble her own.
"It's Weasley, not Weezy, that sounds much like "weasel". And I'm right here Hermione. You know, as good a witch you are, I doubt you are able to levitate."- Ron answered carefully, as if talking to a little child, while struggling with Hermione's weight.
"Not you, you silly, I'm talking about my Weezy" Virginia for god's sake!"- said Hermione, still talking in a completely weird way, her words slipping in a really funny manner.
"Where's my sister Harry?"- Ginny asked, also in a somewhat different voice, and in a tone loud enough so that Ron and Hermione, and probably Lavender and Dean could also hear. They were a couple of feet away, and were walking quite slowly. Seamus, Neville and Parvati were far ahead, barely visible.
"As much as I consider your brother to be quite girly at times, Ginny, I don't believe you have a sister."- Harry said with a grin, earning a laugh from the ones that heard his joke, even Ron.
"I do know that Harry. I was talking about my sister in law, none other than miss Herm-own-ninny Granger!" Harry raised his eyebrows suggestively at Ron and Hermione.
"Oh, you mean that sister in law."- Harry said grinning yet again.
"Yeah, you know what?," Ginny talked again, but this time she tried to whisper, failing considerably as Ron and the others could still hear her quite well. "Based on my grrrreat intellect and what I picked up tonight, I reckon she's just as head over heels with my brother as he's with her."
Ron, as always, tried to look as calm as he could, but failed clearly, and the only thing he could do was tell Harry to shut up.
"Nonsense, Ginny. Honestly, if mom knew just how tipsy you are now."
"Yeah, Ginny, hush up. Stop spilling Hermione's secrets! I would feel so betrayed if you told her our secret, you know, about Josh and us letting him down and-" In that very moment, Dean closed her mouth with his hand.
"Repeat that, Lavender, if you please!"- Hermione demanded. Lavender's voice wasn't that clear either, but Hermione certainly heard Josh's name to pop up in the conversation. Suddenly she seemed really awake to all of them, probably because they knew what Lavender was talking about. And all of them, in some way, contributed to Hermione not having a date that night, not having a date for the Blue Bay, and certainly her smelling like a big keg of beer.
"It was nothing Hermione. I just guess Lavender is daydreaming about Josh, much for my dislike but anyway."- Dean said trying to rescue the situation.
"Whatever"- Hermione muttered.
"Ron, I think I'm gonna be sick. Get me down please. this instant."- Hermione pleaded, leaving everyone apparently relieved that she changed the subject.
"Oh no, no you won't Hermione, not here, not in the hotel. We're meeting Mc Gonagall in five minutes, how are we gonna explain- explain you? Telling her you had a bad vomit flavored bean won't work, I'm telling you, so please hold your-" Ron didn't have a chance to finish his sentence, as Hermione jumped off his arms and threw up right there, next to Ron, Harry and Ginny.
"-or if you want, you can take absolutely no notice of what I just said and can puke all over the place-" He couldn't finish again.
"-and clean yourself up with my t-shirt if you want to-"
"-and jump back to my arms, and smash my neck yet again so we can continue ." He finished at last, with the same calm and easy tone, Hermione perched on his neck again, earning some laughs from his friends nearby.
Hermione was as white as a ghost. "Never in my whole life, mark my words, never will I drink again. Next time I try to drink something that has bloody alcohol in it, please, please smack me hard in the face. God, do I feel bad."
"Just for the record Hermione, how many bottles did you actually drink?"- Harry asked, but it was Ginny who answered.
"I can answer that for you. See, we all had about twelve bottles or so, but Ninny here had fifteen."
"That's so not true Weezy! You drank as much as I did"- by this time, the three girls were on their feet again and were walking even more slowly than before. The boys, meanwhile, shook their arms, relieved by the sense of lightness.
"See, my beloved but nevertheless drunk Ninny,"- Ginny started, and by that time the boys had all started to grin in expectation.- "-I suggested you to take one for every year of your life you had spent as an insufferable know- it-all, but just when you were reaching sixteen, this party poopers arrived and well, the rest is history."
"First of all, I've never been and insufferable whatsit, and second of all, I just had one, two, three, um. well, it doesn't matter now, does it?"
They burst into laughter.
"And I'm not your or anyone's Ninny!"
And they laughed yet again.
"Okay so now, we're officially fifteen minutes late."- said Neville, watching the clock in the room yet again.
"Mc Gonagall is not gonna like it, I tell you. Having Hermione as a friend usually means we are never late for anything that's got to do with school, and look at her now,"- they all got a glimpse of Hermione, who was in the back of the room with Ginny- "I'm not letting Mc Gonagall see her like that, she would kill me when she, she- wakes up! I mean, maybe the others are okay-looking nut,"- he stopped a second to face Ginny- "come to think of it, Ginny is only presentable if she keeps her mouth shut."
Ginny and Hermione, on the other hand, were sitting in what appeared to be Harry's bed, and were completely oblivious to the situation. Instead, they decided that joking around was the best thing to do at the time.
"Virginia? Your name couldn't be more different than your real intentions! Snapped Hermione a Ron noticed Harry blushed a little with the comment. Everyone else had turned around to face them and were laughing at the joke.
Ginny started giggling uncontrollably, and then, completely out of the blue, slapped Hermione in the head. That made the whole group laugh, except probably Neville, who was pretty nervous. Hermione wasn't too happy about it either.
"Really funny Ninny,"- Ginny said- "but I bet reading and talking wasn't all you did with your sweetheart Victor in the library. or worse! In the prefects' bathroom with my brother."
"Ginny!" both Ron and Hermione shouted. Ron's ears turned a bright shade of pink and Hermione looked really embarrassed.
"Sorry," she said sheepishly "didn't mean to touch a nerve." and she started giggling like mad again.
"So, what are we gonna do anyway? As much as I would like to stay here and get all the gossip I could, we're more than 20 minutes late now." Parvati said, checking her watch.
"Dunno, why don't we just leave Hermione here, and if Mc Gonagall asks, we tell her she had a stomachache or something. That way we can also explain why we were late."- Seamus suggested.
"Hey! I'm not gonna stay here alone!"- Hermione said. "At least make Weezy stay too."
"Who the hell's Weezy?" Seamus asked "Don't tell me that just because you like her you're gonna let her call you that, Ron."
"Shut up already, Seamus" Ron replied "Weezy is my sister"
"We can't leave those two alone her, they'll trash the room!" Dean said
"Yeah, the T.V will be dangling off the window before we know it."- said Harry, laughing.
"Oh, get over it already, Ginny and I can pretty well take care of ourselves." Hermione said, trying to talk as normal as she could, but not quite accomplishing it.
"What could we possibly do?" Ginny said trying to look innocent "Chit chat about boys and discuss kissing techniques? Come to think of it Hermione, I think I could practice some on you!" she said sarcastically. "Oh go already and tell Mc Gonagall we couldn't be there cause Hermione's not feeling right and I'm taking care of her."
"O-kay." Harry said, though not completely sure it was the best thing to do.
"And I think you should go to your room-" Seamus started. "-in case any prefect comes here to check and stuff." Parvati finished.
"Right, mom and dad. Now leave! You're wasting time!"- Hermione shouted.
"Everyone listen now!!"- Mc Gonagall's voice echoed in the big Red Room, where, unlike their thinking, they were not the only ones late. Lots of students tiptoed to find a seat without Mc Gonagall noticing.
"Mr. Keane here," she continued as she looked at a tall, bald man with a little disdain, "has insisted that this is the best time to tell you about the dangers of the sea. So, we're going to listen to him and afterwards, I want all of you to go to your rooms. So, Mr Keane, if you please."
Half an hour later, everyone was already falling asleep in the Red Room, and it appeared that Mr. Keane didn't notice or maybe, didn't want to. "What can Hermione and Ginny be doing now? I hope they don't get in any trouble." Lavender whispered to the others.
"I don't know. Hermione was certainly in a very feisty mood, and Ginny, well, she wasn't exactly in her five senses, was she?" Harry said
"Know what? I think I'm gonna check up on them" Ron said
"Right, like they invited a man into their room to lap-dance them." Dean said laughing.
"Very funny Dean,"- Ron said, seeing everyone was laughing too. "Now I'm really going to check on them, See you later."
"Where's Neville anyway?"- Parvati asked as Ron left.
"Oh, Mc Gonagall called him a couple of minutes ago. I think she wanted to know where Hermione had gone, but he hasn't come back so, who knows?"
"Who's that"- Hermione answered after someone knocked on the door.
"Your worst nighmare."
"Oh, hey Ron, Ginny's fallen asleep in case you wanted to talk to her." Hermione said in a bored voice, but speaking much better than an hour ago.
"Actually, I came here to check you weren't doing anything stupid but I see you've been two nice little girls."- he said squeezing one of Hermione's cheeks.
"Right, you wouldn't have said the same if you saw the man that has just left our room. Oooh, was he sexy!"
And as Hermione saw the face Ron pulled, she laughed and said "Come on, Ron, I'm just kidding. You should have seen your face!!"
Then they heard someone knock on the door.
"It must be Harry, I'll get it-"
"Wait a second! What if it's someone else, like, Snape or something?" Hermione whispered.
Ron suppressed a laugh. "Right."
Hermione looked through the little lens in the wall, and when she turned back to face Ron, she was completely pale.
"Hide! It's McGonagall!"
Not exactly a cliffhanger right? Anyway, please review. I'll try to have the next chapter up ASAP. Really!!!!!!!
Review!!
Love, hermione w
I only own the storyline and it cannot be used or reproduced in anyway without my approval. Any suggestion or special request, please post it as a review, leave your mail and I'll be happy to reply.
TRIP TO PARADISE
Chapter 14: "My Weezy, my Ninny"
So, finally, here's the 14th chapter. I had lots of fun doing it, and getting to remember all the characters the way I pictured them. I really, really hope you like it, and as I said before, if I manage to keep at least 10 of my former readers, I'll be happy enough. As a last request: please review!! It's more important than ever! I like to know if I'm doing things right, and if the story still captures you the way it did before. Any suggestions will be taken. So read on!
"Weezy! Weezy!" shouted Hermione in a voice that didn't resemble her own.
"It's Weasley, not Weezy, that sounds much like "weasel". And I'm right here Hermione. You know, as good a witch you are, I doubt you are able to levitate."- Ron answered carefully, as if talking to a little child, while struggling with Hermione's weight.
"Not you, you silly, I'm talking about my Weezy" Virginia for god's sake!"- said Hermione, still talking in a completely weird way, her words slipping in a really funny manner.
"Where's my sister Harry?"- Ginny asked, also in a somewhat different voice, and in a tone loud enough so that Ron and Hermione, and probably Lavender and Dean could also hear. They were a couple of feet away, and were walking quite slowly. Seamus, Neville and Parvati were far ahead, barely visible.
"As much as I consider your brother to be quite girly at times, Ginny, I don't believe you have a sister."- Harry said with a grin, earning a laugh from the ones that heard his joke, even Ron.
"I do know that Harry. I was talking about my sister in law, none other than miss Herm-own-ninny Granger!" Harry raised his eyebrows suggestively at Ron and Hermione.
"Oh, you mean that sister in law."- Harry said grinning yet again.
"Yeah, you know what?," Ginny talked again, but this time she tried to whisper, failing considerably as Ron and the others could still hear her quite well. "Based on my grrrreat intellect and what I picked up tonight, I reckon she's just as head over heels with my brother as he's with her."
Ron, as always, tried to look as calm as he could, but failed clearly, and the only thing he could do was tell Harry to shut up.
"Nonsense, Ginny. Honestly, if mom knew just how tipsy you are now."
"Yeah, Ginny, hush up. Stop spilling Hermione's secrets! I would feel so betrayed if you told her our secret, you know, about Josh and us letting him down and-" In that very moment, Dean closed her mouth with his hand.
"Repeat that, Lavender, if you please!"- Hermione demanded. Lavender's voice wasn't that clear either, but Hermione certainly heard Josh's name to pop up in the conversation. Suddenly she seemed really awake to all of them, probably because they knew what Lavender was talking about. And all of them, in some way, contributed to Hermione not having a date that night, not having a date for the Blue Bay, and certainly her smelling like a big keg of beer.
"It was nothing Hermione. I just guess Lavender is daydreaming about Josh, much for my dislike but anyway."- Dean said trying to rescue the situation.
"Whatever"- Hermione muttered.
"Ron, I think I'm gonna be sick. Get me down please. this instant."- Hermione pleaded, leaving everyone apparently relieved that she changed the subject.
"Oh no, no you won't Hermione, not here, not in the hotel. We're meeting Mc Gonagall in five minutes, how are we gonna explain- explain you? Telling her you had a bad vomit flavored bean won't work, I'm telling you, so please hold your-" Ron didn't have a chance to finish his sentence, as Hermione jumped off his arms and threw up right there, next to Ron, Harry and Ginny.
"-or if you want, you can take absolutely no notice of what I just said and can puke all over the place-" He couldn't finish again.
"-and clean yourself up with my t-shirt if you want to-"
"-and jump back to my arms, and smash my neck yet again so we can continue ." He finished at last, with the same calm and easy tone, Hermione perched on his neck again, earning some laughs from his friends nearby.
Hermione was as white as a ghost. "Never in my whole life, mark my words, never will I drink again. Next time I try to drink something that has bloody alcohol in it, please, please smack me hard in the face. God, do I feel bad."
"Just for the record Hermione, how many bottles did you actually drink?"- Harry asked, but it was Ginny who answered.
"I can answer that for you. See, we all had about twelve bottles or so, but Ninny here had fifteen."
"That's so not true Weezy! You drank as much as I did"- by this time, the three girls were on their feet again and were walking even more slowly than before. The boys, meanwhile, shook their arms, relieved by the sense of lightness.
"See, my beloved but nevertheless drunk Ninny,"- Ginny started, and by that time the boys had all started to grin in expectation.- "-I suggested you to take one for every year of your life you had spent as an insufferable know- it-all, but just when you were reaching sixteen, this party poopers arrived and well, the rest is history."
"First of all, I've never been and insufferable whatsit, and second of all, I just had one, two, three, um. well, it doesn't matter now, does it?"
They burst into laughter.
"And I'm not your or anyone's Ninny!"
And they laughed yet again.
"Okay so now, we're officially fifteen minutes late."- said Neville, watching the clock in the room yet again.
"Mc Gonagall is not gonna like it, I tell you. Having Hermione as a friend usually means we are never late for anything that's got to do with school, and look at her now,"- they all got a glimpse of Hermione, who was in the back of the room with Ginny- "I'm not letting Mc Gonagall see her like that, she would kill me when she, she- wakes up! I mean, maybe the others are okay-looking nut,"- he stopped a second to face Ginny- "come to think of it, Ginny is only presentable if she keeps her mouth shut."
Ginny and Hermione, on the other hand, were sitting in what appeared to be Harry's bed, and were completely oblivious to the situation. Instead, they decided that joking around was the best thing to do at the time.
"Virginia? Your name couldn't be more different than your real intentions! Snapped Hermione a Ron noticed Harry blushed a little with the comment. Everyone else had turned around to face them and were laughing at the joke.
Ginny started giggling uncontrollably, and then, completely out of the blue, slapped Hermione in the head. That made the whole group laugh, except probably Neville, who was pretty nervous. Hermione wasn't too happy about it either.
"Really funny Ninny,"- Ginny said- "but I bet reading and talking wasn't all you did with your sweetheart Victor in the library. or worse! In the prefects' bathroom with my brother."
"Ginny!" both Ron and Hermione shouted. Ron's ears turned a bright shade of pink and Hermione looked really embarrassed.
"Sorry," she said sheepishly "didn't mean to touch a nerve." and she started giggling like mad again.
"So, what are we gonna do anyway? As much as I would like to stay here and get all the gossip I could, we're more than 20 minutes late now." Parvati said, checking her watch.
"Dunno, why don't we just leave Hermione here, and if Mc Gonagall asks, we tell her she had a stomachache or something. That way we can also explain why we were late."- Seamus suggested.
"Hey! I'm not gonna stay here alone!"- Hermione said. "At least make Weezy stay too."
"Who the hell's Weezy?" Seamus asked "Don't tell me that just because you like her you're gonna let her call you that, Ron."
"Shut up already, Seamus" Ron replied "Weezy is my sister"
"We can't leave those two alone her, they'll trash the room!" Dean said
"Yeah, the T.V will be dangling off the window before we know it."- said Harry, laughing.
"Oh, get over it already, Ginny and I can pretty well take care of ourselves." Hermione said, trying to talk as normal as she could, but not quite accomplishing it.
"What could we possibly do?" Ginny said trying to look innocent "Chit chat about boys and discuss kissing techniques? Come to think of it Hermione, I think I could practice some on you!" she said sarcastically. "Oh go already and tell Mc Gonagall we couldn't be there cause Hermione's not feeling right and I'm taking care of her."
"O-kay." Harry said, though not completely sure it was the best thing to do.
"And I think you should go to your room-" Seamus started. "-in case any prefect comes here to check and stuff." Parvati finished.
"Right, mom and dad. Now leave! You're wasting time!"- Hermione shouted.
"Everyone listen now!!"- Mc Gonagall's voice echoed in the big Red Room, where, unlike their thinking, they were not the only ones late. Lots of students tiptoed to find a seat without Mc Gonagall noticing.
"Mr. Keane here," she continued as she looked at a tall, bald man with a little disdain, "has insisted that this is the best time to tell you about the dangers of the sea. So, we're going to listen to him and afterwards, I want all of you to go to your rooms. So, Mr Keane, if you please."
Half an hour later, everyone was already falling asleep in the Red Room, and it appeared that Mr. Keane didn't notice or maybe, didn't want to. "What can Hermione and Ginny be doing now? I hope they don't get in any trouble." Lavender whispered to the others.
"I don't know. Hermione was certainly in a very feisty mood, and Ginny, well, she wasn't exactly in her five senses, was she?" Harry said
"Know what? I think I'm gonna check up on them" Ron said
"Right, like they invited a man into their room to lap-dance them." Dean said laughing.
"Very funny Dean,"- Ron said, seeing everyone was laughing too. "Now I'm really going to check on them, See you later."
"Where's Neville anyway?"- Parvati asked as Ron left.
"Oh, Mc Gonagall called him a couple of minutes ago. I think she wanted to know where Hermione had gone, but he hasn't come back so, who knows?"
"Who's that"- Hermione answered after someone knocked on the door.
"Your worst nighmare."
"Oh, hey Ron, Ginny's fallen asleep in case you wanted to talk to her." Hermione said in a bored voice, but speaking much better than an hour ago.
"Actually, I came here to check you weren't doing anything stupid but I see you've been two nice little girls."- he said squeezing one of Hermione's cheeks.
"Right, you wouldn't have said the same if you saw the man that has just left our room. Oooh, was he sexy!"
And as Hermione saw the face Ron pulled, she laughed and said "Come on, Ron, I'm just kidding. You should have seen your face!!"
Then they heard someone knock on the door.
"It must be Harry, I'll get it-"
"Wait a second! What if it's someone else, like, Snape or something?" Hermione whispered.
Ron suppressed a laugh. "Right."
Hermione looked through the little lens in the wall, and when she turned back to face Ron, she was completely pale.
"Hide! It's McGonagall!"
Not exactly a cliffhanger right? Anyway, please review. I'll try to have the next chapter up ASAP. Really!!!!!!!
Review!!
Love, hermione w
