Heh heh heh.Chapter 2 of the insanity!
Disclaimer: I do not own Gravitation. The "Subway" song belongs to the people who made Hey Arnold, the "That's So Raven" song belongs to the disney channel people, and "The Circulation" belongs to the people that made those Schoolhouse Rock cartoons that you watched on Saturday mornings in between bowls of cocoa puffs ^.^
K: Welcome back to Gravitation Idol! After last week's stunning performances, let's see who the public has voted off.
The camera cut to a shot of all four finalists; Shuichi, Ryuichi, Suguru and Hiro, sitting on the risers, each of them engaging in their own individual nervousnessness rituals.
Yuki: Well, even though I thought you were ALL idiots, the public is only supposed to vote off one of you. and they voted off.
*drumroll*
Yuki: Hiro. Yay.
Hiro Nakano stood up and made his way away from the risers in disbelief.
Hiro: THAT'S OKAY, BITCHES!! YOU'LL SEE ME SOMEDAY, IN NASHVILE!! HOWDY!!!
Hiro was dragged off stage by "Ryan".
Yuki: Baka. anyways, let's get on with this. Shall we proceed? Who's gonna bore me first?
Ryuichi, clad in VERY tight leather, stepped up from the group.
Ryuichi: Kumagoro and I will sing first, na no da!
Sakano: That's great, sweetie! What will you sing?
Ryuichi: This.song. I think it's by Mozart or Bach or one of those sophisticated aristocratnessness people.
Ryuichi: *serious singing mode* Let's all hold haaaands. Here on the subwaaaaaaaaaayyy. Cause we've been stuck here in the dark for way to loooong.
Sakano: Oh. My.. OH MY GOD!!! THAT WAS SOO BEAUTIFUL!! *cries* I can't stand the beautifulnessness of it! I think I'm going to have to kill myself now! Daaaaaaaaaaaaa!!! *runs and jumps out the window*
Yuki: How many times am I going to have to say baka? BAKA!! WE NEED A REPLACEMENT OUT HERE!
Yuki Eiri's brother suddenly popped up from the middle of the audience and dashed towards the judges table.
Tatsuha: I'll help you out! *starry eyes* I think that was absolutely beautiful, Ryuichi, just like you. that was amazing. just like you. fuck me- er-fill me with your beautiful music again!
Tohma: *sigh* Thank you for your song, Ryuichi, it really was hollywood material. Now.next?
Shuichi Shindou bounced out on the stage once again and stood erect *giggle, snort*
Shuichi: This song requires no introduction, for it is. very.yes. Pastey. I will now sing.
Shuichi: That's so Raven! It's the future, I can see! That's so Raven! It's so mysterious to me!
Suddenly, Suguru Fujisaki poked his adorable little head out of the red curtain.
Suguru: Cut! Cut! Lienna (the author), what the hell? Why are you making Shuichi sing Disney Channel songs?
Lienna: Shh. Suguru, you're ruining it!
Suguru: You made me sing Eminem! I'm not even allowed to LISTEN to Eminem!
Lienna: Uh, we'll talk about it later.
Suguru: This is a pretty pointless fanfic. Did you eat all the pocky that was in my sock drawer that I TOLD you not to eat? Bahh. Bad Lienna! Bad Bad! No more lap dances for you!
Lienna: Nooo. *cries* Can we get back to the show now?
Suguru: *sigh* Ii yo. Take 2!
Yuki: Back to the land of normal people. Shuichi, that was lovely. Simply lovely. And while we're on the subject of lovely, would you like to join me for tea sometime? We could drink tea and eat muffins.
All of a sudden, Lienna's friend's original character came flying out of the sky in her magical Kumagoro mobile. Her name is Garnet.
Garnet: Hello magical people of the Hershey Kisses!! I would just like to thank Yuki for devising a plan to eat the muffin, Aka Grnet and Lienna's evil, fat spanish teacher.
Lienna: Yay Yuki! She was getting pretty annoying.
Garnet: *flying away* She was just mad because burger king cut her off! They've been sued by enough people tellig them that their food made them fat.
Garnet's Kumagoro mobile faded from sight and everything went back to normal.
Tatsuha: That WAS good! It was so much like Ryuichi's that it KICKED MAJOR ASS!!! YEA!! A noun is a person place or thing!
Tohma: Yes, hollywood material!! Are you a material girl, Shuichi? I hope not, 'cause Yuki won't provide you with material things. *I* don't need material things, though, Yuki.
Yuki: And, once again, BAKA. Is my vocabulary going to be narrowed down to one word? *sigh* Suguru, if you would.
Suguru Fujisaki walked smoothly onto the stage, looking very strange. He was dressed in a white suit that was covered in rainbow-colored studs, and over his beautiful, seducing, lovely, sexy, ok lienna will now stop ranting about them, eyes were shades. He grabbed the microphone from Shuichi and posed in a way that resembled Michael Jackson.
Suguru: *singing* When Reginald was home with the Flu, uh huh The doctor knew just what to. DO-OO She cured the infe-ection With one small inje-ection While Reginald hollered some IN-TER-JEC-TIONS!
As the crowd went wild, Suguru took many, many bows.
Suguru: Thank you, Thankyaverramuch.
Yuki: *sigh* One word.
Tatsuha: That sucked. That REALLY sucked. That was NOTHING like Ryuichi's. I can't believe that you'd humiliate yourself in front of all these people!
Suddenly, Lienna ran out from backstage and began beating Tatsuha violently with her purse, whichi was conveniently filled with bricks.
Lienna: DIE! DIE! STUPID EVIL PERSON! BE NICE TO MY SUGURU OR I'LL.uh. DO SOMETHING!
K: Well, that was today's production of Gravitation Idol! Stay tuned for a special 90 minute feature, next, when we finally find out WHO will be Gravitation's Idol!
Ja!
Disclaimer: I do not own Gravitation. The "Subway" song belongs to the people who made Hey Arnold, the "That's So Raven" song belongs to the disney channel people, and "The Circulation" belongs to the people that made those Schoolhouse Rock cartoons that you watched on Saturday mornings in between bowls of cocoa puffs ^.^
K: Welcome back to Gravitation Idol! After last week's stunning performances, let's see who the public has voted off.
The camera cut to a shot of all four finalists; Shuichi, Ryuichi, Suguru and Hiro, sitting on the risers, each of them engaging in their own individual nervousnessness rituals.
Yuki: Well, even though I thought you were ALL idiots, the public is only supposed to vote off one of you. and they voted off.
*drumroll*
Yuki: Hiro. Yay.
Hiro Nakano stood up and made his way away from the risers in disbelief.
Hiro: THAT'S OKAY, BITCHES!! YOU'LL SEE ME SOMEDAY, IN NASHVILE!! HOWDY!!!
Hiro was dragged off stage by "Ryan".
Yuki: Baka. anyways, let's get on with this. Shall we proceed? Who's gonna bore me first?
Ryuichi, clad in VERY tight leather, stepped up from the group.
Ryuichi: Kumagoro and I will sing first, na no da!
Sakano: That's great, sweetie! What will you sing?
Ryuichi: This.song. I think it's by Mozart or Bach or one of those sophisticated aristocratnessness people.
Ryuichi: *serious singing mode* Let's all hold haaaands. Here on the subwaaaaaaaaaayyy. Cause we've been stuck here in the dark for way to loooong.
Sakano: Oh. My.. OH MY GOD!!! THAT WAS SOO BEAUTIFUL!! *cries* I can't stand the beautifulnessness of it! I think I'm going to have to kill myself now! Daaaaaaaaaaaaa!!! *runs and jumps out the window*
Yuki: How many times am I going to have to say baka? BAKA!! WE NEED A REPLACEMENT OUT HERE!
Yuki Eiri's brother suddenly popped up from the middle of the audience and dashed towards the judges table.
Tatsuha: I'll help you out! *starry eyes* I think that was absolutely beautiful, Ryuichi, just like you. that was amazing. just like you. fuck me- er-fill me with your beautiful music again!
Tohma: *sigh* Thank you for your song, Ryuichi, it really was hollywood material. Now.next?
Shuichi Shindou bounced out on the stage once again and stood erect *giggle, snort*
Shuichi: This song requires no introduction, for it is. very.yes. Pastey. I will now sing.
Shuichi: That's so Raven! It's the future, I can see! That's so Raven! It's so mysterious to me!
Suddenly, Suguru Fujisaki poked his adorable little head out of the red curtain.
Suguru: Cut! Cut! Lienna (the author), what the hell? Why are you making Shuichi sing Disney Channel songs?
Lienna: Shh. Suguru, you're ruining it!
Suguru: You made me sing Eminem! I'm not even allowed to LISTEN to Eminem!
Lienna: Uh, we'll talk about it later.
Suguru: This is a pretty pointless fanfic. Did you eat all the pocky that was in my sock drawer that I TOLD you not to eat? Bahh. Bad Lienna! Bad Bad! No more lap dances for you!
Lienna: Nooo. *cries* Can we get back to the show now?
Suguru: *sigh* Ii yo. Take 2!
Yuki: Back to the land of normal people. Shuichi, that was lovely. Simply lovely. And while we're on the subject of lovely, would you like to join me for tea sometime? We could drink tea and eat muffins.
All of a sudden, Lienna's friend's original character came flying out of the sky in her magical Kumagoro mobile. Her name is Garnet.
Garnet: Hello magical people of the Hershey Kisses!! I would just like to thank Yuki for devising a plan to eat the muffin, Aka Grnet and Lienna's evil, fat spanish teacher.
Lienna: Yay Yuki! She was getting pretty annoying.
Garnet: *flying away* She was just mad because burger king cut her off! They've been sued by enough people tellig them that their food made them fat.
Garnet's Kumagoro mobile faded from sight and everything went back to normal.
Tatsuha: That WAS good! It was so much like Ryuichi's that it KICKED MAJOR ASS!!! YEA!! A noun is a person place or thing!
Tohma: Yes, hollywood material!! Are you a material girl, Shuichi? I hope not, 'cause Yuki won't provide you with material things. *I* don't need material things, though, Yuki.
Yuki: And, once again, BAKA. Is my vocabulary going to be narrowed down to one word? *sigh* Suguru, if you would.
Suguru Fujisaki walked smoothly onto the stage, looking very strange. He was dressed in a white suit that was covered in rainbow-colored studs, and over his beautiful, seducing, lovely, sexy, ok lienna will now stop ranting about them, eyes were shades. He grabbed the microphone from Shuichi and posed in a way that resembled Michael Jackson.
Suguru: *singing* When Reginald was home with the Flu, uh huh The doctor knew just what to. DO-OO She cured the infe-ection With one small inje-ection While Reginald hollered some IN-TER-JEC-TIONS!
As the crowd went wild, Suguru took many, many bows.
Suguru: Thank you, Thankyaverramuch.
Yuki: *sigh* One word.
Tatsuha: That sucked. That REALLY sucked. That was NOTHING like Ryuichi's. I can't believe that you'd humiliate yourself in front of all these people!
Suddenly, Lienna ran out from backstage and began beating Tatsuha violently with her purse, whichi was conveniently filled with bricks.
Lienna: DIE! DIE! STUPID EVIL PERSON! BE NICE TO MY SUGURU OR I'LL.uh. DO SOMETHING!
K: Well, that was today's production of Gravitation Idol! Stay tuned for a special 90 minute feature, next, when we finally find out WHO will be Gravitation's Idol!
Ja!
