A/N: There is much using of the F-word in this part ^^ Umm… yeah.  I think this is the last chapter… ^^

Disclaimer:  I don't own it…any of it ^^  EXCEPT FOR SUGURU'S HEART!  THAT BELONGS TO ME… umm yea.  Im not insane ^^;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;; Enjoy XD

K:  Yo!  Whazzap my homies?  FO SHIZZLE DIZZLE NIZZLE FIZZLE IZZLE DIZZLE…yea.  Tonight is our special 90 minute show!  We really WILL find out who the Gravitation Idol is!  So, let's see who the final two are!

The camera swung around to the three delicious boys standing under the lights, all of them surprisingly confident.  Yuki spoke up again.

Yuki: Yea, well, the people voted off…  *opens envelope*  WHAT THE FUCK?  ARE YOU PEOPLE INSANE?  WHY THE HELL DID YOU… *clears throat* Yea…They voted off Shuichi.  Sorry.  I'll fuck you later to make up for it.

Shuichi:  La….Li…Ho?  NOOOOOOOOOOO! YUKI YUKI YUKI YUKI dooo something! *cries*  Help me Yuki, please!!!

Yuki:  *sigh*  I've said baka too many times.  I'll just start talking in english.  Or maybe spanish or french… oh, hell, BAKA!!! Get off the stage, fucktoy.  Meet me in bed later.  *smiles slyly*  We'll make it all better…

Shuichi: *suddenly happy*  Yay! Yuki!  Mmm… I'll be going now!  Fuck you all! *skips off stage*

Yuki:  Idiota… OH DAMN!! GODDAMIT!! NOW IM TALKING IN SPANISH! It's all because of that stupid muffin…Goddamnit. 

Suddenly, the doors of the theatre were thrown open.  The form of a figure was visible against the white light.  Suddenly, the audience realized it was none other than…

ZOMBIE SAKANO!!!!!!!!

Zombie Sakano:  Muahahahahaha… I'm back!  *pushes Tats-kun out of the judges seat* And I shall judge… Yes I shall… I shall… To be or not to be?  That is the question…

Yuki:  Oh god… Can one of our pathetic little bakas sing now?

Suguru: I'll sing!  Today is a happy day!  I'll sing for you!  *cheesy smile*

Tohma: *whispering to Yuki* He got laid last night… ^^

Yuki:  Of course.  That always makes Shuichi happy.  Whatt're ya gonna sing, Fuckisaki-er-Fujisaki?

Suguru:  *sigh*  A song of mourning.  Something very special was lost last night…

Tohma: *whispering to Yuki*  That would be his virginity…

Yuki: WOULD YOU SHUT UP?  Please go on Fuckisaki-kun…

Suguru: *singing* I'm a Barbie girl in the Barbie world
Life in plastic, it's fantastic
You can brush my hair, undress me everywhere
Imagination, life is your creation

Come on, Barbie, let's go party

I'm a Barbie girl in the Barbie world
Life in plastic, it's fantastic
You can brush my hair, undress me everywhere
Imagination, life is your creation

I'm a blonde single girl in the fantasy world
Dress me up, take your time, I'm your dollie
You're my doll, rock and roll, feel the glamour and pain
Kiss me here, touch me there, hanky-panky

You can touch, you can play
You can say I'm always yours, oooh whoa

Suguru: *crying* Th…Thank you.  *bows*

The audience was silent.

Yuki:  Fuckisaki, is there something you'd like to tell us?

Suguru: Like what?

Yuki:  That song is about a fucking GIRL. 

Tohma: Oh!  Fujisaki-kun!  I'm SO sorry!  Why didn't you tell me?  Did you get it done the same time as me?

Yuki:  I'm surrounded by idiots…idiots I tell ya… Anyways, Fuckisaki, I really think you should, um, reconsider what you sing about

Suguru: Cut!  Lienna! *cries* Why are you making them be mean to me?

Lienna: Shh, Suguru it's all for the show!

Suguru: You're just sitting there, LETTING them call me Fuckisaki!  How could you? *cries*

Suguru fell to his knees and began singing again

Suguru: I'm all alone…

There's no one here besiiide me…

My troubles have all gone…

Lienna:  Yuki…

Yuki: Right!  *throws Poke'ball that comes out of nowhere* Muffin, I choose you!

From the poke'ball emerged a very large, very fat, very ugly spanish teacher.  In one hand, she held a burger, in the other a soda.

Yuki:  Muffin, Crush Attack, now!

Suguru's eyes widened in fear as the Muffin waddled toward him.

Suguru:  No! No, I'll be good!  Just let me sing one more time!  I'll be good!  I'm sowwyyy Lienna…

Yuki: Muffin, return!

The audience sighed as the eyesore was removed from their view.

Yuki: Now, back to the show.  Suguru, you can sing one more time.  ONLY ONE!  One, Uno, Un!  Sing!

Suguru: *singing*  We all live in a yellow submarine!

A yellow submarine!

A yellow submarine!

Zombie Sakano cut him off.

ZS:  Ok, thank you Fuckisaki.  That will be all.  OR I WILL KILL YOU!!! BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA… yea.  Ryuichi, if you would!

Ryuichi Sakuma bounced onto the stage, faithfully clutching Kumagoro.

Ryuichi: Hello there!  K!

K: It's show time, folks!

Ryuichi: Thanks, K!  Band, hit it!

Ryuichi: *singing to the tune of the spongebob theme song* Ohhh…

Who lives deep inside Ryu's underwear drawer?

KU-MA-GO-RO!

A sex god, oh yes, he's a pink bunny whore!

KU-MA-GO-RO!

If fucking you senseless be something you wish…

KU-MA-GO-RO!

Then get with the bunny, a hott sexy bitch!

YEA!

Ku-ma-go-ro, Ku-ma-go-ro, Ku-ma-go-ro

Kumaaagorooooo

The audience exploded into fits of clapping and cheering as Ryuichi took many many bows.

Zombie Sakano: S…SUGOI!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I MUST DIE NOW NA NO DA!!!!!!!!! NAAAAAAAAA NOOOOO DAAAAAA!!

All of a sudden, there was silence in the room as two shadowy figures appeared in the back of the "auditorium."  One was a tall German man with long reddish-blonde hair.  The other was a very tall, very sexy, very not having 20-20 vision, curly haired assassin person.  We shall call them GG and AG for now (German guy and Assassin guy)

GG:  To protect the world from molestation

AG: To ELIMINATE all peoples within our nation

GG: To denounce the good things of truth and love

AG:  To extend our reach to the stars above…

GG:  Shushu…

AG:  Yoji…

Schuldich and Yoji:  TEAM PLAYBOY BLAST OFF AT THE SPEED OF LIGHT! SURRENDER NOW OR PREPARE TO suffer extremely painful consequences that will not be held against us because we are special people and…and…and yeah.

Lienna:  Um… guys?  This is a Gravi fic.  GRA-VI-TA-TI-ON.

S & Y: Oh uh… yeah… um… TEAM PLAYBOY'S BLASTING OFF AGAIN… *ding*

Schuldich and Yoji suddenly dissappeared much to rabid fangirls' dismay.

Yuki:  *sigh*  I think I need my nicorette gum… So, the winner is…

There was a long, drawn out drumroll.  People could be heard saying: "Dammit, Lienna!! Get it over with already!  We all know you want to write a Weiss Kreuz fanfic anyways!

Weiss:  *singing* You and me baby ain't nothin' but mammals, so let's do it like they do on the discovery channel!

Lienna: NEVICA!! KEEP YOUR SICK, SAD IDEAS OUT OF MY COMPLETELY DERANGED NAGI AND MANX FANFICS!!! *do not ask..*

Suguru:  Enough with Weiss already! *starry eyes*  I wanna sing my debut song…

Yuki: MUAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH~!  Baka.  The winner is… Ryuichi.  Duh.

The crowd exploded into a bigger fit of cheers and applause than before.  Many rabid fangirls, such as people named Yuirii who run around their schools screaming "NITTLE GRASPER IS REAL" and scaring people, shout things like "I WANT TO MARRY YOU RYUICHI!! THAT'S WHY I FEATURED YOU ON MY SE BUSCA POSTER THAT I FORGOT TO PUT MY NAME ON!!  IT MADE LIENNA CRACK UP WHEN THE MUFFIN SHOWED IT TO THE CLASS!! PEOPLE THOUGHT LIENNA WAS INSANE FOR PUTTING KENKEN ON HERS!"

Ryuichi:  *crying…* Thank…younanoda.  I'd just like to thank all the little people I had to shtep on to get here.  I'd like to thank the people at Trojan, for all their wonderful years of condom-making.  I'd like to thank… Tatsuha.  You know why, honey.  I'd like to thank Yuirii for featuring me on her Se Busca poster, even though Lienna's was BETTER because it had Kenken on it.  But most of all… I'd like to thank…

Kumawhoreo.

Thank you.

A/N:  And that is the end… Just let me remind you I'm not completely insane.  It's all Nevica's fault.  She's the one who looks at Assassin karaoke pics and thinks that they're singing naughty songs.  As if.  And I didn't come up with stupid pairings such as YojixSchuldich, FarfarelloxPersia, NagixManx and so on and so forth… that was that insane person at that insane site of which the name escapes me at the moment.