Disclaimer: HAHAAHAHAAHAHAAAA. . .I don't own Star Trek. Poo.

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Reviewer Notes

Tavia: At least Riley wasn't wearing Red.

Ding Dong Damsel: Yes, I would just have to press it, even if it had Auto- Destruct sequence written beside it.

PearlGirl: Chekov's not smart. He was just in a bad mood.

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What If. . .? Part Three.

A dead silence.

I mean, really dead.

Deader than dead. Which when you think about it, is quite impossible. How can you BE deader than dead?

Everyone held his or her breath.

Which is funny really, because you can't hold other people's breath in your hands. . .but, whatever.

The point is, everyone is expecting to die.

But their not.

"Um. . .ve're not dead yet, so. . .is that a good sign?" Chekov asked, looking around as if he expected the ship to blow up any second.

"I think so." Kirk muttered sarcastically, "I mean, if you're not dead, it's got to be a bonus, right?"

"Yes." Chekov mumbled as a reply, realising he hadn't worded the question simpler enough for Kirk to understand, "but vhy hasn't the ship blown up? The auto-destruct sequence got to vun, didn't it?"

"Aye." Scotty agreed, "but the ship didn't blow up."

"We know." Several people, including a few Red-Shirts who were curled up on the floor, replied.

"But. . .why didn't we blow up?" Sulu asked, walking over to a console and tapping a few keys.

"Well, we need a bomb." Scotty reasoned.

Kirk gave him a "look".

"What do you mean, we need a bomb?" He asked dangerously.

"To blow up. A ship with an Auto-Destruct sequence needs a bomb to blow up."

"And we. . .don't have one."

"No. I'm not havin' a bomb on me ship. It's dangerous."

"So. . .what do we have instead?"

"Jelly."

"I beg your pardon?"

Scotty had no time to reply, because, at that moment, the Cardboard walls all around them collapsed, and orange Jelly spurted everywhere.

"RILEY WHEN I GET OUT OF HERE I'M GOING TO-" Kirk started, but he was interrupted by everyone else laughing and throwing Jelly at each other.

Not even Uhura or Rand seemed to care.

"Oh, well," Kirk gave up, "I hereby declare a jelly fight!"

[A/N]: Thanks for the idea, STS (Saurons Twin Sister)