Round 2
Smurf: welcome back to the 2nd round of the weakest link, lets start with the strongest link which was kaiba.
Joey: hes about as strong as a dead clown
Kaiba: dont insult your mother wheeler
Joey: say what?
Smurf: well anyway who created the duel monsters game
Pegasus: that was me!!
Smurf: will you shut up
Kaiba: uhhh pegasus
Smurf: [sigh] *link50
Smurf: now yugi your question is who won the duelist kingdom tournament
Yugi: thats easy!! [chuckles] i was there it was rex raptor
Smurf: sometimes it is hard to beleive how dense you are, now mai
Mai: yes hun?
Joey: [coughs] street slapper
Mai: you say something?
Preston: [spits at tristan, but misses and hits mai]
Mai: you runt!!!
Smurf: what is the first name of kaibas brother
Mai: nope other then kaiba no other customers emerged from that family [wipes spit off cheek]
Preston: tee hee sorry mai, twas an accident
Mai: no discount for you so
Smurf: damn it!! i want a discount.... i mean your question tristan
Tristan: good *beep
Smurf: less of that boyo, your question is name any trap card
Tristan: trap hole?
Smurf: *link 50 preston what level is the curse of dragon card?
Preston: 5!!!
Smurf: correct, joey name any aqua monster
Joey: ermmm..
Tristan: [whispers] its the flame swordsman joey
Joey: THE FLAMES SWORDSMAN
Smurf: wrong!!!
Joey: your dead tristan!!
Smurf: bandit keith how do you get a discount for mai?
Bandit keith: easy!!! they are readily available from your local newsagent
Smurf: hmmm intrsting *link 50
Mai: that is classified information keith!!!
Smurf: alright tea?
Tea: of course
Smurf: not feeling picked on?
Tea: [looks puzzled] you feeling ok?
Smurf: yeah sure whatever, where do babies come from
Tea: mai!!
Smurf: correct *link 100 Smurf: pegasus, why are you so gay?
Pegasus: i watch far too much sailor moon!!!
Smurf: ok correct *link 150 kaiba
Kaiba: BANK
Smurf: where can you deposit or withdraw money?
Kaiba: BANK?
Smurf: correct *link 50
Yugi: i will get it right if i beleive in myself
Smurf: will you shut up with your crap, where did my shoe go to?
Yugi: its fell off over there in the corner
Smurf:[looks over at tea cowering at the sight of the shoe] ok correct *link 100, tea
Tea: nice shoe....
Smurf: what is my e-mail address?
Tea: dont hurt me shoe
Smurf: ermmm no... its smurfsdabomb@hotmail.com
Producer: aye you no personal ads allowed!!
Smurf: ermmm sorry
[duh duh de duh]
Smurf: whew thank god thats over
Smurf: now everyone cast your votes!!
Joey: [sniffs marker] tee hee look at all the pretty colours
Smurf: gimmer that [takes marker off joey]
Joey: hello little leprechaun
Smurf: right.... who did you vote out
Tristan: preston Preston: tristan Joey: The damn leprechaun Tea: that shoe!! Pegasus: pegasus Keith: Preston: Mai: keith Yugi: Joey Kaiba: Preston
Smurf: the leprechaun and the shoe are not contestants
Tea: why does nobody fear the shoe
Joey: its a conspiracy thats what the leprechauns want you to think!!!
Smurf: ok.... pegasus you voted for yourself
Pegasus: [delighted] and to think i am the only one who got their name right
Smurf: [sighs] well preston with 3 votes your the weakest link, goodbye!!
Preston: [launchs spit at tristan]
Tristan: little *beep
[backstage]
Preston: i should have won i was only voted out for misuse of saliva
Gaurd: come on, its time to go to the beating room.. i mean waiting room
[in waiting room]
Preston: i think i should have won and i hope tristan doesent win, i would hit him a box except well i cant move my hand [forces a smile] man those baseball bats hurt...
Smurf: welcome back to the 2nd round of the weakest link, lets start with the strongest link which was kaiba.
Joey: hes about as strong as a dead clown
Kaiba: dont insult your mother wheeler
Joey: say what?
Smurf: well anyway who created the duel monsters game
Pegasus: that was me!!
Smurf: will you shut up
Kaiba: uhhh pegasus
Smurf: [sigh] *link50
Smurf: now yugi your question is who won the duelist kingdom tournament
Yugi: thats easy!! [chuckles] i was there it was rex raptor
Smurf: sometimes it is hard to beleive how dense you are, now mai
Mai: yes hun?
Joey: [coughs] street slapper
Mai: you say something?
Preston: [spits at tristan, but misses and hits mai]
Mai: you runt!!!
Smurf: what is the first name of kaibas brother
Mai: nope other then kaiba no other customers emerged from that family [wipes spit off cheek]
Preston: tee hee sorry mai, twas an accident
Mai: no discount for you so
Smurf: damn it!! i want a discount.... i mean your question tristan
Tristan: good *beep
Smurf: less of that boyo, your question is name any trap card
Tristan: trap hole?
Smurf: *link 50 preston what level is the curse of dragon card?
Preston: 5!!!
Smurf: correct, joey name any aqua monster
Joey: ermmm..
Tristan: [whispers] its the flame swordsman joey
Joey: THE FLAMES SWORDSMAN
Smurf: wrong!!!
Joey: your dead tristan!!
Smurf: bandit keith how do you get a discount for mai?
Bandit keith: easy!!! they are readily available from your local newsagent
Smurf: hmmm intrsting *link 50
Mai: that is classified information keith!!!
Smurf: alright tea?
Tea: of course
Smurf: not feeling picked on?
Tea: [looks puzzled] you feeling ok?
Smurf: yeah sure whatever, where do babies come from
Tea: mai!!
Smurf: correct *link 100 Smurf: pegasus, why are you so gay?
Pegasus: i watch far too much sailor moon!!!
Smurf: ok correct *link 150 kaiba
Kaiba: BANK
Smurf: where can you deposit or withdraw money?
Kaiba: BANK?
Smurf: correct *link 50
Yugi: i will get it right if i beleive in myself
Smurf: will you shut up with your crap, where did my shoe go to?
Yugi: its fell off over there in the corner
Smurf:[looks over at tea cowering at the sight of the shoe] ok correct *link 100, tea
Tea: nice shoe....
Smurf: what is my e-mail address?
Tea: dont hurt me shoe
Smurf: ermmm no... its smurfsdabomb@hotmail.com
Producer: aye you no personal ads allowed!!
Smurf: ermmm sorry
[duh duh de duh]
Smurf: whew thank god thats over
Smurf: now everyone cast your votes!!
Joey: [sniffs marker] tee hee look at all the pretty colours
Smurf: gimmer that [takes marker off joey]
Joey: hello little leprechaun
Smurf: right.... who did you vote out
Tristan: preston Preston: tristan Joey: The damn leprechaun Tea: that shoe!! Pegasus: pegasus Keith: Preston: Mai: keith Yugi: Joey Kaiba: Preston
Smurf: the leprechaun and the shoe are not contestants
Tea: why does nobody fear the shoe
Joey: its a conspiracy thats what the leprechauns want you to think!!!
Smurf: ok.... pegasus you voted for yourself
Pegasus: [delighted] and to think i am the only one who got their name right
Smurf: [sighs] well preston with 3 votes your the weakest link, goodbye!!
Preston: [launchs spit at tristan]
Tristan: little *beep
[backstage]
Preston: i should have won i was only voted out for misuse of saliva
Gaurd: come on, its time to go to the beating room.. i mean waiting room
[in waiting room]
Preston: i think i should have won and i hope tristan doesent win, i would hit him a box except well i cant move my hand [forces a smile] man those baseball bats hurt...
