Round 2

Smurf: welcome back to the 2nd round of the weakest link, lets start with the strongest link which was kaiba.

Joey: hes about as strong as a dead clown

Kaiba: dont insult your mother wheeler

Joey: say what?

Smurf: well anyway who created the duel monsters game

Pegasus: that was me!!

Smurf: will you shut up

Kaiba: uhhh pegasus

Smurf: [sigh] *link50

Smurf: now yugi your question is who won the duelist kingdom tournament

Yugi: thats easy!! [chuckles] i was there it was rex raptor

Smurf: sometimes it is hard to beleive how dense you are, now mai

Mai: yes hun?

Joey: [coughs] street slapper

Mai: you say something?

Preston: [spits at tristan, but misses and hits mai]

Mai: you runt!!!

Smurf: what is the first name of kaibas brother

Mai: nope other then kaiba no other customers emerged from that family [wipes spit off cheek]

Preston: tee hee sorry mai, twas an accident

Mai: no discount for you so

Smurf: damn it!! i want a discount.... i mean your question tristan

Tristan: good *beep

Smurf: less of that boyo, your question is name any trap card

Tristan: trap hole?

Smurf: *link 50 preston what level is the curse of dragon card?

Preston: 5!!!

Smurf: correct, joey name any aqua monster

Joey: ermmm..

Tristan: [whispers] its the flame swordsman joey

Joey: THE FLAMES SWORDSMAN

Smurf: wrong!!!

Joey: your dead tristan!!

Smurf: bandit keith how do you get a discount for mai?

Bandit keith: easy!!! they are readily available from your local newsagent

Smurf: hmmm intrsting *link 50

Mai: that is classified information keith!!!

Smurf: alright tea?

Tea: of course

Smurf: not feeling picked on?

Tea: [looks puzzled] you feeling ok?

Smurf: yeah sure whatever, where do babies come from

Tea: mai!!

Smurf: correct *link 100 Smurf: pegasus, why are you so gay?

Pegasus: i watch far too much sailor moon!!!

Smurf: ok correct *link 150 kaiba

Kaiba: BANK

Smurf: where can you deposit or withdraw money?

Kaiba: BANK?

Smurf: correct *link 50

Yugi: i will get it right if i beleive in myself

Smurf: will you shut up with your crap, where did my shoe go to?

Yugi: its fell off over there in the corner

Smurf:[looks over at tea cowering at the sight of the shoe] ok correct *link 100, tea

Tea: nice shoe....

Smurf: what is my e-mail address?

Tea: dont hurt me shoe

Smurf: ermmm no... its smurfsdabomb@hotmail.com

Producer: aye you no personal ads allowed!!

Smurf: ermmm sorry

[duh duh de duh]

Smurf: whew thank god thats over

Smurf: now everyone cast your votes!!

Joey: [sniffs marker] tee hee look at all the pretty colours

Smurf: gimmer that [takes marker off joey]

Joey: hello little leprechaun

Smurf: right.... who did you vote out

Tristan: preston Preston: tristan Joey: The damn leprechaun Tea: that shoe!! Pegasus: pegasus Keith: Preston: Mai: keith Yugi: Joey Kaiba: Preston

Smurf: the leprechaun and the shoe are not contestants

Tea: why does nobody fear the shoe

Joey: its a conspiracy thats what the leprechauns want you to think!!!

Smurf: ok.... pegasus you voted for yourself

Pegasus: [delighted] and to think i am the only one who got their name right

Smurf: [sighs] well preston with 3 votes your the weakest link, goodbye!!

Preston: [launchs spit at tristan]

Tristan: little *beep

[backstage]

Preston: i should have won i was only voted out for misuse of saliva

Gaurd: come on, its time to go to the beating room.. i mean waiting room

[in waiting room]

Preston: i think i should have won and i hope tristan doesent win, i would hit him a box except well i cant move my hand [forces a smile] man those baseball bats hurt...