Smurf: welcome back to round 3 of the weakest link now in the last round...

Joey: [flaps arms vigourously] i need nectar!!

Smurf: [sighs] forget it lets just start round 3

[duh du de duh]

Smurf: all right pegasus...

Pegasus: ok hun [licks lips]

Smurf: [turns away] yugi what is your favourite card

Yugi: [slams hand on table] its the ace of spades!!!

Smurf: [nervous] yes well i dunno about that [looks up at producer]

Producer: [raises middle finger]

Smurf: ok then its right *link 50 tristan what is the name of joeys sister

Tristan: thats easy!!

Joey: [stops flapping] you call my sister easy you bastard [starts punching tristan]

Tea: [raises hand]

Smurf: what is it?

Tea: didnt you already ask that question?

Smurf: [alarmed] ermmm well [whispers] listen shut up about it and you will get your money

Smurf: anyway bandit keith

[theme tune fills room]

Smurf: [irritated] who keeps doing that?? [looks at sound man]

Sound man: [shrugs]

Smurf: grrr... who is the pharoah of ancient egypt

Keith: [looks at yugi]

Yugi: [points to millenium puzzle]

Keith: [smirks] its gotta be weevil underwood

Smurf: [raises eyebrow]

Keith: [laughs] man im just sooo smart

Smurf: tea...

Tea: that was uncalled for!!!

Tristan: [stops pummeling joey] hey man leave her alone!!! [runs for smurf]

Smurf: [sidesteps]

Tristan: [misses and plummets down flight of stairs]

Smurf: i dont think hes gonna be back anytime soon

Bakura: [from audience] ohhhh there is super fun happy juice shooting from tristans head!!! [dances insanely]

Smurf: yugi

Yugi: bank!!!

Smurf: there is no money to bank!!

Yugi: oh ok.. bank!!!

Smurf: [groans] ok fine 0 will be banked

Yugi: [smuggly] im carring you lot [points to others]

Joey: yeah we're sorry yugi

Smurf: so yugi what card can instantly win you a duel if you hold all 5 of its parts

Yugi: [remembers weevil throwing his exodia cards over the boat] weevil underwood!!!

Smurf: is that everyones answer to everything!!

Joey: [discards cheat sheet with weevil underwood written on it]

Smurf: kaiba name your company

Kaiba: [thinks] hmm

Joey: [sniggers man he doesent know]

Kaiba: [withdraws cellphone]

Smurf: hey hey!!! no calling for help

Kaiba: very well the name of my company is let me get this right or your legs will be broken

Joey: i knew you owned that company

Mai: woah you must have bought that highly succesful company

Smurf: [scared] i'm not afraid of you

Kaiba: [laughs insanely]

Joey: [points to kiaba] is he all right

Yugi: doesent look like it

Kaiba: [flails arms madly] death to all!!!

Smurf: [coughs] moving on...

Kaiba: [drops lifeless on ground]

Smurf: mai.. for god sake put some clothes on!!

Mai: oh [winks] you noticed

Pegasus: [starts to strip]

Smurf: no pegasus it wont work for you

Pegasus: [sobs loudly]

Smurf: anywho mai what duel monster is this [holds up picture of blue eyes white dragon]

Mai: ohh i never forget a customers favourite monster [looks as kaibas body is being hauled off] its the blue eyes white dragon

Joey: YOU STUPID SLAG ITS THE RED EYES BLACK DRAGON

Smurf: [looks at picture] ermm no its not

Joey: YES IT IS!!!!

Smurf: *link 50.. now pegasus

Pegasus: [giggles]

Smurf: how many star chips were needed in duelist kingdom?

Pegasus:[giggles madly] uh huh huh huh huh!!!

Smurf: [angry] your answer please?

Pegaus: [continues giggling] oh well I don't usually uh huh huh

Smurf: look I'm just gonna give it to ya if you stop freaking me out

Pegasus: uh huh huh no promises huh huh uh

Smurf: link*100 Joey

Joey: bank!!

Smurf: what condition is tristan currently suffering from?

Joey: death

Smurf: correct link*50

Tristan: [weakly] I am not dead

Joey: [bows head] I can still hear him now

Smurf: yugi

Yugi: building soceity!!!

Smurf: [raises eyebrow] don't you mean.

Keith: credit union?

Yugi: yeah that's it credit union!!!

Smurf: forget it.. yugi why is that whenever you let yami take over you you grow another foot and nobody notices?

Yugi: [sniffs] I have no friends

Joey: hey cheer up yogi

Tea: hey his name is yigi!!!

Tristan: [weakly] no its not its yagi!!!

Smurf: ok you have proven your answer correct

[duh du deh duh]

Voice: Joey was the strongest link from that round while Bandit keith was the weakest link but have the players noticed

Joey: do they think we cant hear that?

Yugi: must do.

Smurf: all right heres your markers and a pencil for joey..

Joey: [sniffs pencil] awww...

Smurf: now vote off the weakest link

Tea-Keith Yugi-keith Joey-yogi Pegasus-tea Mai-joey

Smurf: ok its too bad that tristan is well dead to vote and.. [looks at kiabas corpse in distressed position] ahh well

Tristan: [weakly] I really need a doctor

Joey: hold it I think tristan is trying to speak to me from beyond the grave!! Hes saying that he wants yogi out too!!!

Smurf: well in that case its tied between keith and yogi.. I mean yugi and only kiaba is left to choose [looks at kiaba]

Mai: hold on!! His middle finger is pointing up at someone!!!

Smurf: [checks] yup its bandit keith, you are the weakest link goodbye!!

Keith:[releases godzila like roar]

[backstage]

[theme tune fills room]

Keith: well it was a close race for victory but in the end it just wasn't enough michael schumacher deserved his victory

Interviewer: what about the quiz?

Keith: I was in a quiz?