Kitsune-Neko Hanyou & Taiji Hoax
It was the next morning and Inuyasha was starving. He heard Kagome's stomache grumble as well. Inuyasha got up, barely opening his eyes, and set Kagome againist the corner. She sighed and waited for Inuyasha to come back. He looked through Kagome's bag.
Inuyasha found the cherry blossom perfume, a lavender perfume, some soap and cleansing items, water, juice, first aid kit. God, doesn't this woman pack food? Inuyasha rumaged some more until he found a bag of chips. Inuyasha's eyes were fully opened now, but when he turned around, he gaped at the girl leaning againist the corner.
It looked like Kagome, smelled like Kagome, but this Kagome had tiny cat ears and a fox tail. She had grown short claws and tiny fangs, a little like Inuyasha's. Kagome had orange streaks in her hair now, almost like highlights. "K-Kagome," Inuyasha stuttered.
"Hai," Kagome yawned.
"W-what h-happened to you!"
"What do you mean?" Kagome streched and that's when she noticed she had claws and something was poking the inside of her mouth. She felt the pointed teeth inside her mouth. Kagome petted her head a little and came upon the ears. "Oh, my Kami!"
"It's not that bad! You look cute with orange highlights!"
"Orange highlights!" Kagome dug through the front pocket of her pack and pulled out a mirror. She look at her reflection and gaped. "I-I'm a h-hanyou...?"
"Calm down, Kagome..."
"Calm down! I've turned into a hanyou!" Kagome screamed this at the top of her lungs and woke everyone up.
Shippou had grumbled from the floor and looked up at Kagome. Shippou gaped, "Kagome's turned into a kitsune!"
"No, a neko," Inuyasha corrected.
Sango stared at her friend, "That isn't a kitsune or a neko... It's both I think..."
"Whoa," Miroku said, rubbing his eyes to make sure he wasn't imagining things again.
"K-Kagome-chan?"
"Sango," Kagome cried, "what's happened to me?"
"I-I don't know... Kaede-sama!"
Kaede rushed in and dropped her bowel of water, "Oh, Kagome!"
"Kaede, what's happened to me," Kagome touched her face and a tear ran down her cheek.
"I'm not sure... Have you had an encounter with some strange creature lately?"
"Not that I know of..." Kagome went into deep thought, the only strange creature she had bumped into was Inuyasha on Saturday and Kouga the other day. She couldn't think of anything else... but wait, what about the party?
Kagome was chatting with Rai, Taimika, and Sango. They were talking about (for some strange reason) the word, Hell.
"It's not technically a swear," Taimika said. "I mean, in some religons, it is a place."
"A horrible place at that," Rai nodded.
An american transfer student, Amanda, said something in English and each one of them blinked at her. Amanda put a hand behind her head and she smiled widely, "I probaly should be speaking japanese, shouldn't I?"
"Hai," Sango said, "it helps us a lot. Especially since you're living with Rai."
"Well, yeah. There's a Hell, Michigan; it's in Wyoming!"
Kagome stared at her for a moment, "You just said it was in Michigan..."
"Oh, hai, ano, that happens a lot!"
"I'm gonna go get another Shirley Temple, ja ne." Kagome shook her head and muttered something about the transfer student. She approached the bar and said, "Shirley Temple on the rocks."
"Another, Higurashi-san," the youkai said, smirking.
"How'd you know my name?"
"I know a lot of things..."
"Really now? I think you've had a little too much to drink. Better get yourself a ride, just make sure you don't get run over, Rattlesnake."
"Just because I'm a snake-youkai, doesn't mean you have to call me Rattlesnake!"
"It works for you nicely. So, my drink, onegai?"
"Sure," he smirked, "here."
Kagome took the glass and something cut her, "Itai!"
"I'm terriblely sorry! " Another youkai exclaimed, dabbing the cut. It was a kitsune youkai that apparently had some cat in it.
"Stop it, baka," Rattlesnake exclaimed.
"Gomen..."
"Fool!" Rattlesnake back-handed the kitsune-neko youkai.
"Oi, don't do that to him," Kagome exclaimed. She then felt like she was shrinking as Rattlesnake snarled at her.
"Quiet, human! Speak again and it'll be your life. Go now, you have your drink!"
Kagome shrieked a little and walked over to the group, "Kami, snake-youkai are creeping."
"You've met one," Taimika exclaimed.
"Just now, his friend cut me by accident with his claw. For some reason, when he helped me clean the cut, Rattlesnake back-handed him. I told him not to do that to him and told me to be quiet or it's my life!"
"That jerk..."
"I know!"
Kagome finally noticed she had a tail and giggled, amusing herself by making it move in all sorts of directions with different speeds. Everyone blinked at her, she stopped, turning red, and then she muttered, "Ano, at the party, a kistune-neko youkai accidently cut my hand... When he was helping me clean the cut, the snake-youkai bartender back handed him and screamed 'Fool!'... Does that help?"
"I see," Kaede closed her eye. "The snake youkai must've been angery at you and decided to pull a prank of some sort. Instead, when you got cut and the kitsune-neko helped you, the spell back fired in a way. The snake intended on you being snake, but instead you became a kitsune-neko. A hanyou only because it wasn't fully complete..."
"Sugoi..." Kagome leaned over and whispered to Inuyasha: "She talks a lot, but at least they're wise words..."
"Keh," Inuyasha whispered back, "speak for yourself."
"Unfortunetly, Kagome," Kaede spoke again, "I'm not sure if this is permanet or temporary."
"Oh, Buddha," Kagome cried, "if it's permanet, I'll never get to see my family again!" Kagome began to cry, and Inuyasha comforted her.
"It'll be all right, Kagome," Inuyasha petted her head, hugging her as well. "You're not going to be alone while facing this. You have Sango, Miroku, Shippou, and me."
"Really?" Kagome looked up, wiping the tears away with the haori. Sango, Miroku, Shippou, and Inuyasha nodded their heads. "Kaede, too?" Kaede smiled a sweet, old, wrinkled smile and nodded as well. "Arigatou, everyone..."
"Do itashimashite," Shippou smiled, hopping on her lap, rubbing his head againist Kagome's stomache.
Kagome giggled and purred a little to the feeling of being petted and her stomache being rubbed lightly. Kagome covered her mouth and turned red, "I'm purring... Chikuso!"
"It was pretty cool to hear you purr," Sango smiled. "Funny, but cool. It's not everyday your best friend turns into a hanyou and begins to purr."
Inuyasha moved closer than before and took in the scent that drove him nuts. He began to purr a little with Kagome. Kagome was shocked at Inuyasha's purring that she couldn't hold it in, she giggled and said aloud, "Are you purring too, Inuyasha?"
Everyone stopped any movement they were doing and stared at Inuyasha. "Inuyasha purrs," Miroku raised an eyebrow.
"You wanna lose your head, hoshi," Inuyasha growled, turning tomatoe red.
Miroku's shoulder shook, holding in laughter with all his might. The same effect was happening to Shippou and Sango. Inuyasha growled at all of them and stormed out to the porch. Once he left, they all burst into laughing.
"Okay," Kagome folded her arms and stood up, "that was not cool!"
"We're sorry, but--" Sango began to laugh again, Miroku trying to keep himself up for support with his staff.
Kagome rolled her eyes and stood next to Inuyasha. "Gomen... They shouldn't laugh at you like that," Kagome blushed.
"It's nothing new," Inuyasha muttered, blushing too. The scent she was giving off was breath-taking. He didn't know what it was or what was going on with this new scent, but he just wanted to take Kagome and kiss her; never stop kissing her.
"Oh, Inuyasha... You shouldn't listen to what people at school or the humans around here say. Most of them want you to feel bad and they don't even know you. I know you and you're nothing those people say you are. Even though your all tough and arrogant--"
"You're not helping..."
"I'm not even finished! Like I was saying, even though your all tough and arrogant on the outside; on the inside, you're just the sweetest, most adorable and loveable puppy in the world."
"Stop calling me a puppy, already! It's getting old."
"You just think it makes you sound like a weakling..."
"Exactly, kitten."
"Ooh, come up one for me too?"
"Yeah!"
"Well, I think it's cute." Kagome wrapped her arms around him from behind him and began to purr.
Inuyasha raised an eyebrow, "You enjoy being called a pathetic, tiny, helpless feline?"
"Ano... It makes me sound so adorable and innocent."
Inuyasha turned and his eyes widened with shock. He shook that look away and made it into a smirk, "Well then, I guess this kitten will have to meet the puppy..."
Kagome giggled as Inuyasha held her close, purring in her ear.
Sango and Miroku listened to the conversation and shook their heads, grinning. "Kagome is definetly going to get some soon."
Sango gaped at him and smacked him upside the head, "Don't talk about Kagome-chan like that! It's very rude!"
"What's Kagome going to get," Shippou asked.
Sango froze and thought quickly, "A gift from Inuyasha."
"Ooh! Can I get her something too?"
"Of course!" Sango got an idea and smirked in her head. She knelt down to Shippou's level and smiled, "Why don't you go spend the night at the nurse's house across the path and think of something to get Kagome?"
"Great idea! Arigatou, Sango! But... I'll be lonely..." Shippou's smile had faded to a frown.
"Why don't I send Kiara with you? I'm sure she'll be nice enough to keep you company," Sango smiled down at Kiara, but Kiara was some what confused. Being the neko youkai Kiara was, she went to Shippou's side and made a small meow.
"Really! Arigatou gosaimazu!"
"Do itashimashite, Shippou-chan."
Shippou ran out, Kiara following him. Once Shippou had entered the nurse's house, Miroku smirked at Sango and said, "So, you sent Shippou away for privacy, eh?"
"Oh, yeah," Sango replied, grinning.
"Ano, since we're alone because the two other love birds are in the forest... Watashi no ko o unde kudsai?"
Sango put on a smile that was very convincing, "Iie..." Miroku frowned, but Sango kept smiling. "But we can always practice until we're older." Sango was laughing in her head very loudly, but didn't laugh out loud. It'd ruin the prank.
Miroku looked up and smiled, "Really?"
"Hai! Would I lie to you?"
Miroku smirked and kissed Sango. She kissed him back, holding him close. She pulled out the dragon tail without thinking. When she did, she blushed, "Gomen..."
"It's OK," Miroku replied, "I'm not very hoshi-like at the moment, right?"
"Yeah, I guess..." Sango looked down and turned red. Man, was she a good actress, but she still felt like it was real.
"We'll make it even." Miroku pulled out Sango's ponytail to let her hair flow down.
Sango swayed her head and smiled at Miroku. It was going perfectly, Miroku would fall for it so badly. Miroku kissed her again. Sango moved her hands inside of his robes and slowly moved them off his shoulders. Meanwhile, Miroku began to kiss Sango's neck and moved back up to her heated lips. Miroku slipped the shirt over her head, only to break the kiss for a second until he kissed her more.
Sango smiled as he drifted down from her lips, down to her neck. He nibbled on it and groaned, "Sango..."
This was her chance, she sighed and said, "Naraku..." Sango bit her lip to hold back her laughter.
Miroku stopped and looked up at her, "Naraku!"
"I said Miroku!"
"No, you said Naraku!"
Sango began to snicker and said, "I said Miroku!"
"Uso! You said Naraku! I heard it loud and clear!"
Sango bursted out laughing and fell to the ground, dying of laughter. Miroku sulked and there was a sweat drop. He closed his eyes and looked like he was about to kill someone, "That was not cool..."
"Yes..." Sango said between laughter, "it... was!"
"That was just plain, straight-out cruel! Fooling me like that!"
"I couldn't help it! It was just too perfect! I send Shippou off, you get bad thoughts; I encourage them and then at the right moment, I say someone else's name! You should've seen your face, it was priceless!"
"Ano, I could tell you enjoyed it," Miroku moved his hand over her bottom.
Sango's eye widened, turned red, but for some reason, she didn't want to hit him. Instead, Sango sat on Miroku's lap, wrapping her legs around his waist, and she began to kiss him again. "I never said I enjoyed it..."
"But I could tell," Miroku replied, kissing her deeply, slipping off the top part of his robes. "You can be really cruel."
"I know, but you love the pain and torture..."
"Ah, chikuso! You caught me!"
Sango giggled. This isn't me at all! What am I doing? I sitting here topless with my bra still on. To top it off, he's topless too and I'm on his lap! With my legs around him! Sango deepened the kisses as much as she could as Miroku did the same. Sango's thoughts continued, Oh, what's a matter with me? I'm falling into a relationship that won't last forever! How stupid am I? I know my heart is going to be stomped on in the end, but yet, I'm still acting like he'll never leave me! I know he will. If I know this, then how come I'm kissing him as hard as I can?
Both Sango's and Miroku's lips began to ache. Miroku kissed her neck as he cupped her left breast--which was still covered with a bra. He nibbled on her neck, leaving a mark that was proof he had been with her like this. Sango felt helpless as Miroku moved down to her breast.
This is Sango, Miroku thought to himself, and she's letting me do this? Sugoi, she must love me or she's really horny. I think I'll go with the first theory... Still, this isn't like her. Is it because she's feeling lonely? Then that means this won't matter in the morning... No, Sango isn't like that either! She wouldn't do anything like this unless she's positive she wants to do this. Then again... MIroku went up to her neck and to her lips once more.
Sango sighed his name between kisses. He smirked at this and he kissed her cheek, moving towards her ear. He nibbled and sucked on it. Sango groaned and said, "Miroku...?"
"Hai," he replied.
"Can we keep it this far for now? You know... not any further until we know each other better?"
"I have no problem with that... I'll wait for you, I promise..."
Sango sighed, wrapped her arms around his neck and she kissed his cheek, continuing on to his neck, planning to leave her own mark on his neck.
Kagome and Inuyasha were sitting in a tree, Kagome between Inuyasha's legs with his arms wrapped around her waist. They sat there, looking up at the stars. "You can't see the stars like you can here back in the present," Kagome sighed.
"That's why I love it here," Inuyasha replied, nibbling on her ear. "I can protect you with Tetsusaiga and we can spend time together without worrying about anyone bothering us..."
"But I can't visit Souta now," Kagome frowned. "I promised I would, but I can't! I'm a hanyou. I'm not saying it's bad, it's just-- Itai!" Inuyasha had bit her ear a little too hard. "That's my ear and that really hurts! It's not like I have my human ears anymore. These are thinner!"
"Ah, but better!" Inuyasha cleaned the wound and he took in that new scent that drove him crazy. He felt himself go red, but why? He was acting like some pathetic school boy now. "Don't worry about your family..." We can make one of our own.
"I have to worry! Souta, he's the only one who doesn't care that I hang around hanyous and youkai! I miss him a lot, I really do, but I can't. If Mama finds out, then she's kill Souta, find me, and then kill me too! She'll think this is some after effect of mating with a hanyou."
"Keh," Inuyasha snorted, "you don't turn into a hanyou when you mate with one. I never knew you thought about that either..."
"Well, of course I have!" Kagome blushed scarlet red. "You know, even though I'm not ready, I still can think about it, can't I?"
"Yeah, but then you pressure yourself to and when you do, you regret it."
"Inuyasha, if I ever lose my virginity to you, I would never regret it..." Kagome snuggled into his chest, slouching down a little. 'What was that laughter before?"
"Hm?"
"The laughter... From Kaede's. It sounded like Sango..."
"Want to go spy?" Inuyasha smirked.
"Iie! That's really cruel! I can't spy on my best friend!"
"Sure you can! With your hearing, you can now!"
Kagome remembered she had cat ears and she smirked, "Let's go!"
Kagome leaped down, going from branch to branch, looking very graceful. Inuyasha just took one large leap and landed on his feet. Kagome continued to leap as Inuyasha waited impatiently. "Hurry up," Inuyasha shouted.
"This is just really fun," Kagome exclaimed, landing next to Inuyasha.
"Come on and sh. Don't make any noise."
"I'm not stupid, baka."
"Quiet!"
Inuyasha and Kagome crept up to Kaede's. At one point, Inuyasha thought she hadn't moved from her spot, but when he turned around to tell her to come, Kagome was standing right there. She giggled when Inuyasha jumped forward. The rest of the time, he'd grumble everynow and then about Kagome being a something...
When they reached Kaede's hut, they sat under an open window, but it sounded pretty silent. Kagome's ear twitched, trying to hear more. Inuyasha told her not to look, but she did anyway. It was Miroku on top of Sango... and she wasn't hitting him?
"Inuyasha," Kagome whispered as softly as she could. "Check this out."
Inuyasha looked through the window and saw no Shippou, no Kiara, no Kaede, only Miroku on top of Sango, apparently wanting to... Well, you know what I mean. Inuyasha smirked and whispered just as quiet as Kagome did, "Guess we won't be sleeping inside tonight."
"But it's pretty cold..." Kagome shivered. "I just need my backpack and--"
"I'll keep you warm."
Kagome looked at him and he had the most sly smirk on his face. She pouted, "Fine, you just better behave yourself..."
"As long as you don't go into heat."
"Into what?"
"I'll explain later..."
Inuyasha walked off with Kagome into the forest. They went back to their tree which was a fairly good distance from the hut. Kagome looked around and then something caught her nose, "Smoke?"
