Becoming- Avril Lavigne Spoof

Characters Avril Lavigne Wannabe-Jane/Prep Announcer Jip Chong-Friend of Wannabe Hair Stylist- Jaime Skater Instructor- 108 Mugger- Constipated kid Jonny Bang- Friend of the Real Avril Lavigne



Scene- Jane's Room

Announcer- This week on Becoming-

Jip Chong bursts into Jane's room

Jip Chong- Jane! You're becoming Avril Lavigne!

Jane- Oh my god! Oh my god!

Starts jumping on bed screaming shaking her hands at her mouth

Jip Chong joins her in jumping on the bed

Scene- Jip Chong sitting down alone talking to the camera about Jane while she is being taught how to skateboard

Jip Chong- I have been Jane's friend since we were little baby's crawling.

Jip Chong grabs tissue and wipes his eyes

Jip Chong- I'm just so pround for her.

Jip Chong starts to cry into the tissue

Jane in the far corner falls off her skateboard

Jip Chong looks back at the commotion

Jane- I really can skate like Avril Lavigne!

Jip Chong- Good job Jane!

Jip Chong wipes his eyes again and starts to cry

Jip Chong- I taught her well.

Jip Chong starts to cry uncontrolable as the hair stylist comes from behind and sits down beside him and gives him a hug

Scene- Skating Instructor talking to the camera

Skating Instuctor- Hi, my name is 108 and I will be her skating instructor for the becoming Avril Lavigne video.

Scene- 108 Teaching Jane to skate

108- Just push off and steer down the hill. Can you do that?

Jane- Okie Dokie! Wish me luck!

Jane pushes off a little too hard while looking back at 108 waving she runs into the back off a parked car

Jane- I'm okay!

Scene- 108 Talking to the Camera

108- How well she can skate?

Looks down at the ground thinking really hard

108- Does effort count?

Scene- Jane walks up to a store

Jaime- Hi! I'm Jaime your hair stylist for today!

Jaime hugs Jane

Jaime- Are you having fun so far?

Jane- Oh my god! You would not like believe!

Jaime- Okay, well let's go get your hair done so you can really be Avril Lavigne!

Jaime and Jane jump up and down together

Scene- Inside fixing Jane's hair

Jaime- Not the first thing were going to do is brush it.

Jaime grabs a brush and starts to brush

Jaime- Oh you have really nice hair.

Jane- Thank you.

Jaime pulls the brush away from her hair to examine it and sees mounds of hair intwined in it

Jaime shows the camera the nasty brush and hides it before Jane notices

Scene- Later

Jaime hold the chair hiding Jane's face

Jaime- And now, I present to you.........

Jaime turns around the chair

Jaime- The new Avril Lavigne!

Jane's face is totally messed up make up everywhere she looks like a drag queen

Scene- Jane walks into the room and finds a paper clip and a video

Jane runs over to the tape

Jane- Ohmigosh! A real tape!

Jip Chong- And a paper clip!

Jip Chong and Jane start to jump up and down

Jip Chong- Let's watch it.

Jane grabs the paper clip and tries to put it into the VCR

Jip Chong- No silly! The tape!

Jane- Oh.

Jane grabs the tape and puts it in

Scene- Tape of Jonny Bang

Jonny Bang- Hey guys! What's up! Hope you're having a fun time being Avril Lavigne! I've known Avril Lavigne for days, and one thing that I noticed was, that she always wears ties. So if you want to become the best AL, wear some ties and lots of em. Peace!

Tape turns off

Scene- Jane and Jip Chong stare at the tape

Jane- Ties.

Jip Chong- Lots of ties.

Scene- Jane getting ready to shoot the video

Announcer- And now the world premiere of- Jane become Avril Lavigne.

Jane walking singing (life's like this?) (guess that's the way it is.) Gross out! Whatcha yelling for? Sit down it's happened all before But you still would never ever learn That's what you earn You don't like to eat veggies Not at all, every day that week Now you're talking to me what you've done But you've become Somebody else Unlike everyone else You're trying to crap But you can't relax You're trying to stool You look like a fool to me (tell me) Why dya have to go and make you so constipated? I see the way you're pushing And you're pushing And you're pushing and you're so frustrated (life's like this? You) You moan And you groan And you-

Mugger comes up from behind and grabs one of Jane's many ties wrapped around her neck and pulls her down

Mugger- You fake!

Mugger kicks her and turns around

Mugger- Why did you have to go make things so constipated?

Mugger runs off screen

Fades to end