Sorry if I haven't updated in a while, I've been busy with moving, I'll try to get back on track.

The Mighty Jane and Jip Chang Adventures: Punk'd Part 2

[Scene- Avril's Dressing Room]

(The room is darkly lit by some small candles around her. Avril is bunbled into a cover only her eyes are exposed while she is wearing a beanie. She's holding up a camera and making a documentary.)

Avril: Day 2. Jane is completely pissing me off. I want to knock the shit out of her but- (CRASH. Loud laughing erupts) she might try to hug me. I don't know what I should do! It's only a couple of days right?

(Jane opens the door letting in huge amounts of light. Avril drops the camera)

Jane: There you are! Come on and play dress up!

Avril: Leave me alone!

(Jane grabs Avril by the arm and starts to pull her out)

Jane: It'll be fun! You can be me and I can be you-

[Scene- Hard Rock Cafe]

(Dax is talking into one of the hidden punk'd cameras)

Dax: Avril has just arrived at the Hard Rock along with Jip and Jane. Ooh! I like that! How it just rolls off the tounge- try it- Jip and Jane. Today, while Avril is having a interview with Entertainment tonight- well you'll see.

[Con't- Outside Hard Rock Cafe]

(Avril steps outside of a limo alone. She poses for the camera.)

Photographer: Avril! I heard you were holding a Korean boy and his lesbian like American friend hostage is that true?!

Avril: No, another roumor, another roumor.

Photographer: Avril! Is it true that you watched Crossroads and is in both the Christina and Britney fan clubs?

Avril: I'm punk rock! I hate people who try to hide themselves.

Photographer: Avril! Are you a hyprocrite?

(Avril glares at the man and walks inside)

[Con't- Inside Hard Rock]

(Dax walks over to Avril.)

Dax: Avril baby! Glad you made it! Enterainment Weekly wants to see you.

(Dax steers Avril over to a room)

[Scene-Inside Van)

(Ashton is sitting beside Jip and Jane in a van with camera's on it)

Jane: Are you sure Avril wants us to do this?

Ashton: Hell yeah! Nothing would please her more if her favorite fans came to crash a interview!

Jip: What are these for?

(Jip chong looks inside the hat and notices a camera inside)

Ashton: That's uh, that's just a accessory. You know something to keep your head cool. Yeah, that's it, like a fan.

Jip: Ooohh.

(Happily puts on the hat)

Jip: Hey look! I'm on tv!

(Points towards one of the tvs)

Ashton: Okay have fun!

(Pushes them out of the fan)

Ashton: And whatever you do don't tell Avril.

Jane: Not even after?

Ashton: Not even after.

(Closes the van door and speeds away)

Jip: Ready to go?

Jane: Yeah!

(Lock arms and sings "Complicated" heading towards the cafe)

[Scene-Entertainment Weekly]

Host: From what I've heard a lot of the "troubled" youth so to speak have been calling you a liar and a trend. What do you have to say about that?

Avril: I think it's because they don't understand the music and my style is just me. I'm not going to change that just because they say so.

Host: And about the lying? They also say you listen to Britney Spears, sucks in real life singing, and just three years ago wanted to be a country music artist. What do you have to say about that?

Avril: Me? Honestly guys, you have to come up with something better than that! I listen to 12 Stones not Britney spears, I can sing, and three years ago I wanted to just be me. Sorry guys.

Host: And what about the lesbian lovechild and the Korean boy?

(Suddenly Jip Chong and Jane burst through)

Jane: We're here!

Host: You're Jip Cong and Jane?

Jip: One and only!

Jane: Right Avril?

(Avril glares over at them)

Host: So I suppose you're the lesbian?

Jane: If that means I'm the BIGGEST fan of Avril! Last night, we played DRESSUP!

Host: Dressup. Interesting, what do you mean by that?

Jane: We changed and wore each others clothes.

Host: All night?

Jane: All night!

Jip: And I washed them afterwards!

Host: Interesting... Well, you heard it here yourself. EW.

(Cameras turn off and Avril runs from the room to Dax)

Avril: They ruined the interview! They made me look like a lesbian!

Dax: Are you?

Avril: No!

Dax: Just checking.

(Jip and Jane walk burst throug the door)

Jip: Avril you did great I loved it!

Jane: Especially the part when I asked you 'right Avril' and you were all like this-

(Puts on a face like Avril)

Jane: Great acting!

Avril: I WANT THEM GONE!

(Runs out of the cafe)

Dax: Avril's just going to use the bathroom.

Jip: Down the street?

Dax: Down the street. Come on.

(He ushers them in towards the celebrities)

[Scene-Van]

Ashton: We just PUNK'D Avril's wiry ass AGAIN! Yeah baby! But this is nothing compared to what we're gonna do next.