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The Mighty Jane and Jip Chang Adventures: Punk'd Part 2
[Scene- Avril's Dressing Room]
(The room is darkly lit by some small candles around her. Avril is bunbled into a cover only her eyes are exposed while she is wearing a beanie. She's holding up a camera and making a documentary.)
Avril: Day 2. Jane is completely pissing me off. I want to knock the shit out of her but- (CRASH. Loud laughing erupts) she might try to hug me. I don't know what I should do! It's only a couple of days right?
(Jane opens the door letting in huge amounts of light. Avril drops the camera)
Jane: There you are! Come on and play dress up!
Avril: Leave me alone!
(Jane grabs Avril by the arm and starts to pull her out)
Jane: It'll be fun! You can be me and I can be you-
[Scene- Hard Rock Cafe]
(Dax is talking into one of the hidden punk'd cameras)
Dax: Avril has just arrived at the Hard Rock along with Jip and Jane. Ooh! I like that! How it just rolls off the tounge- try it- Jip and Jane. Today, while Avril is having a interview with Entertainment tonight- well you'll see.
[Con't- Outside Hard Rock Cafe]
(Avril steps outside of a limo alone. She poses for the camera.)
Photographer: Avril! I heard you were holding a Korean boy and his lesbian like American friend hostage is that true?!
Avril: No, another roumor, another roumor.
Photographer: Avril! Is it true that you watched Crossroads and is in both the Christina and Britney fan clubs?
Avril: I'm punk rock! I hate people who try to hide themselves.
Photographer: Avril! Are you a hyprocrite?
(Avril glares at the man and walks inside)
[Con't- Inside Hard Rock]
(Dax walks over to Avril.)
Dax: Avril baby! Glad you made it! Enterainment Weekly wants to see you.
(Dax steers Avril over to a room)
[Scene-Inside Van)
(Ashton is sitting beside Jip and Jane in a van with camera's on it)
Jane: Are you sure Avril wants us to do this?
Ashton: Hell yeah! Nothing would please her more if her favorite fans came to crash a interview!
Jip: What are these for?
(Jip chong looks inside the hat and notices a camera inside)
Ashton: That's uh, that's just a accessory. You know something to keep your head cool. Yeah, that's it, like a fan.
Jip: Ooohh.
(Happily puts on the hat)
Jip: Hey look! I'm on tv!
(Points towards one of the tvs)
Ashton: Okay have fun!
(Pushes them out of the fan)
Ashton: And whatever you do don't tell Avril.
Jane: Not even after?
Ashton: Not even after.
(Closes the van door and speeds away)
Jip: Ready to go?
Jane: Yeah!
(Lock arms and sings "Complicated" heading towards the cafe)
[Scene-Entertainment Weekly]
Host: From what I've heard a lot of the "troubled" youth so to speak have been calling you a liar and a trend. What do you have to say about that?
Avril: I think it's because they don't understand the music and my style is just me. I'm not going to change that just because they say so.
Host: And about the lying? They also say you listen to Britney Spears, sucks in real life singing, and just three years ago wanted to be a country music artist. What do you have to say about that?
Avril: Me? Honestly guys, you have to come up with something better than that! I listen to 12 Stones not Britney spears, I can sing, and three years ago I wanted to just be me. Sorry guys.
Host: And what about the lesbian lovechild and the Korean boy?
(Suddenly Jip Chong and Jane burst through)
Jane: We're here!
Host: You're Jip Cong and Jane?
Jip: One and only!
Jane: Right Avril?
(Avril glares over at them)
Host: So I suppose you're the lesbian?
Jane: If that means I'm the BIGGEST fan of Avril! Last night, we played DRESSUP!
Host: Dressup. Interesting, what do you mean by that?
Jane: We changed and wore each others clothes.
Host: All night?
Jane: All night!
Jip: And I washed them afterwards!
Host: Interesting... Well, you heard it here yourself. EW.
(Cameras turn off and Avril runs from the room to Dax)
Avril: They ruined the interview! They made me look like a lesbian!
Dax: Are you?
Avril: No!
Dax: Just checking.
(Jip and Jane walk burst throug the door)
Jip: Avril you did great I loved it!
Jane: Especially the part when I asked you 'right Avril' and you were all like this-
(Puts on a face like Avril)
Jane: Great acting!
Avril: I WANT THEM GONE!
(Runs out of the cafe)
Dax: Avril's just going to use the bathroom.
Jip: Down the street?
Dax: Down the street. Come on.
(He ushers them in towards the celebrities)
[Scene-Van]
Ashton: We just PUNK'D Avril's wiry ass AGAIN! Yeah baby! But this is nothing compared to what we're gonna do next.
The Mighty Jane and Jip Chang Adventures: Punk'd Part 2
[Scene- Avril's Dressing Room]
(The room is darkly lit by some small candles around her. Avril is bunbled into a cover only her eyes are exposed while she is wearing a beanie. She's holding up a camera and making a documentary.)
Avril: Day 2. Jane is completely pissing me off. I want to knock the shit out of her but- (CRASH. Loud laughing erupts) she might try to hug me. I don't know what I should do! It's only a couple of days right?
(Jane opens the door letting in huge amounts of light. Avril drops the camera)
Jane: There you are! Come on and play dress up!
Avril: Leave me alone!
(Jane grabs Avril by the arm and starts to pull her out)
Jane: It'll be fun! You can be me and I can be you-
[Scene- Hard Rock Cafe]
(Dax is talking into one of the hidden punk'd cameras)
Dax: Avril has just arrived at the Hard Rock along with Jip and Jane. Ooh! I like that! How it just rolls off the tounge- try it- Jip and Jane. Today, while Avril is having a interview with Entertainment tonight- well you'll see.
[Con't- Outside Hard Rock Cafe]
(Avril steps outside of a limo alone. She poses for the camera.)
Photographer: Avril! I heard you were holding a Korean boy and his lesbian like American friend hostage is that true?!
Avril: No, another roumor, another roumor.
Photographer: Avril! Is it true that you watched Crossroads and is in both the Christina and Britney fan clubs?
Avril: I'm punk rock! I hate people who try to hide themselves.
Photographer: Avril! Are you a hyprocrite?
(Avril glares at the man and walks inside)
[Con't- Inside Hard Rock]
(Dax walks over to Avril.)
Dax: Avril baby! Glad you made it! Enterainment Weekly wants to see you.
(Dax steers Avril over to a room)
[Scene-Inside Van)
(Ashton is sitting beside Jip and Jane in a van with camera's on it)
Jane: Are you sure Avril wants us to do this?
Ashton: Hell yeah! Nothing would please her more if her favorite fans came to crash a interview!
Jip: What are these for?
(Jip chong looks inside the hat and notices a camera inside)
Ashton: That's uh, that's just a accessory. You know something to keep your head cool. Yeah, that's it, like a fan.
Jip: Ooohh.
(Happily puts on the hat)
Jip: Hey look! I'm on tv!
(Points towards one of the tvs)
Ashton: Okay have fun!
(Pushes them out of the fan)
Ashton: And whatever you do don't tell Avril.
Jane: Not even after?
Ashton: Not even after.
(Closes the van door and speeds away)
Jip: Ready to go?
Jane: Yeah!
(Lock arms and sings "Complicated" heading towards the cafe)
[Scene-Entertainment Weekly]
Host: From what I've heard a lot of the "troubled" youth so to speak have been calling you a liar and a trend. What do you have to say about that?
Avril: I think it's because they don't understand the music and my style is just me. I'm not going to change that just because they say so.
Host: And about the lying? They also say you listen to Britney Spears, sucks in real life singing, and just three years ago wanted to be a country music artist. What do you have to say about that?
Avril: Me? Honestly guys, you have to come up with something better than that! I listen to 12 Stones not Britney spears, I can sing, and three years ago I wanted to just be me. Sorry guys.
Host: And what about the lesbian lovechild and the Korean boy?
(Suddenly Jip Chong and Jane burst through)
Jane: We're here!
Host: You're Jip Cong and Jane?
Jip: One and only!
Jane: Right Avril?
(Avril glares over at them)
Host: So I suppose you're the lesbian?
Jane: If that means I'm the BIGGEST fan of Avril! Last night, we played DRESSUP!
Host: Dressup. Interesting, what do you mean by that?
Jane: We changed and wore each others clothes.
Host: All night?
Jane: All night!
Jip: And I washed them afterwards!
Host: Interesting... Well, you heard it here yourself. EW.
(Cameras turn off and Avril runs from the room to Dax)
Avril: They ruined the interview! They made me look like a lesbian!
Dax: Are you?
Avril: No!
Dax: Just checking.
(Jip and Jane walk burst throug the door)
Jip: Avril you did great I loved it!
Jane: Especially the part when I asked you 'right Avril' and you were all like this-
(Puts on a face like Avril)
Jane: Great acting!
Avril: I WANT THEM GONE!
(Runs out of the cafe)
Dax: Avril's just going to use the bathroom.
Jip: Down the street?
Dax: Down the street. Come on.
(He ushers them in towards the celebrities)
[Scene-Van]
Ashton: We just PUNK'D Avril's wiry ass AGAIN! Yeah baby! But this is nothing compared to what we're gonna do next.
