This is what happens when we go to Hogwarts

By Sailor Heavymetal Papillon

This is the story of 4 kids who get to go to Hogwarts. But these aren't your regular kids. Meet Camille, her friend Linsdey, Camille's boyfriend Tom, and their reluctant friend Will. Watch their story unfold.

Chapter One: The letters

It was a hot summer day. Camille, Tom, Lindsey and Will were all at the park being bored and lazy. "Man, I wish there was something to do. It's always so happy when we get out of school, but then there ain't jack crap to do." Said Camille. "This place sucks." Said Lindsey. "Let's blow something up. That'll amuse us for a while." Suggested Tom. "Good idea man. Let's go get some lighters." Said Will happily. "Two steps ahead of you!" said the girls in unison. As the happy group started off to wreak havoc on unsuspecting people, they were stopped by a rather large owl landing right in front of them holding 4 letters.

"What the hell?" said Camille. "Owls don't live around this godforsaken place. And they don't deliver letters!" "Well let's see what they are, then keep the owl!" said Tom, knowing good and well he wasn't about to try and catch that big ass owl. But as soon as the owl dropped the letters off, it flew off at top speeds. "Hey, all these letters are for us!" said Linds. "Then for God's sake let's open them. Maybe they have money inside them." Said Will. But instead of money, they found something much better, though at the time they didn't know that. Inside they found letters telling them they had been accepted into Hogwarts School of Witchcraft and Wizardry.

"What the hell is this?" said Camille "Hopefully it's a better school than the one we go to now! It's got witchcraft! And we're wiccans anyway Camille, so let's go!" squealed Linds. "Sounds like fun! I say we go. Can't be any worse than what we've got here." Said Tom. Will was silent. "What's up Will, don't you want to go?" Tom asked him. Will looked at him, and said, "I ain't wearing no damn pointy hat."

"So, what will we tell our parents and how the hell are we going to get to London?" said Tom. "We don't have that kind of money."

Camille smiled. "I can handle the money and the London part. Never forget who my father is."

*Camille's father is a rich London business guy. Woohoo!*

So after convincing their parents that they were all going to "boarding school" they were on their way to London!