Chapter 2: Moving In

~ Next Door ~

Ryou: *knocking on the door with pie in hand*

Girl: *opens the door: reveals her long white hair and blue eyes* Hello.

Ryou: *staring at her* I.I.I.I.I.I. I.I.I.I.

Malik: *covers Ryou's mouth* He means hi.

Girl: Uh, hi to you too, uh.

Malik: Ryou and Malik

Girl: Those are cute names! ^-^

Ryou: *takes hand off his mouth* and your name is.

Girl: Mesuna. Mesuna Sagara.

Ryou: *falling over, slowly* Mesuna Sagara.what a pretty name.

Malik: *picks up Ryou* C'mon Ryou.

Mesuna: *Slings Ryou's arm over her shoulder* Here, come inside.

~ Inside ~

Ryou: *fully concious and handing pie to Mesuna* Here, my dad and I baked this for you

Mesuna: Oh! How sweet! *points to Malik* But didn't your brother help?

Malik: Brother?!? *twitching* No,no. I'm just his friend

Mesuna: Oh, I see. *points to Ryou* Do you have any brothers or sisters?

Ryou: Well, I do have 1, kind of, sort of.and I regret it every day.

Mesuna: What's his name?

Ryou: Bakura--

Ryou's House: BBBBBBBOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOMMMMMMMM!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Mesuna, Malik, and Ryou: *run outside to see blown up house*

Yami Malik and Bakura: *covered in dust and dirt*

Yami Malik: Hey Bakura! Let's do that again!

Malik: *Grabs Yami Malik by his shirt collar* Oh no you don't! You've already caused enough trouble around here.

Yami Malik: Aww! But I wanna stay! *pouts*

Malik: *Evil grin* I think we should have a little talk with Isis.

Yami Malik: Isis?!? What?!? NNNNNNNNNOOOOOOOOOOOO!!! *digging fingernails into the ground as he's being dragged away*

Bakura, Ryou and Mesuna: *staring at Malik and Yami Malik*

Ryou: *whiny voice* Ugh, Bakura.

Bakura: *tiptoeing away*

Ryou: *grabs Bakura* Didn't dad tell you not to blow up my room?

Bakura: I dunno *shuffling feet; holds out hand* Maybe a grenade will refresh my memory.

Ryou: Bakura!!! *pins him to the ground*

Bakura: You've just made the biggest mistake of your life, mortal! You may be my hikari, but that doesn't mean I can't kill you! Prepare to die hikari!

Ryou: Eeek!!! *runs in circles*

Mesuna: *charges between Ryou and Bakura*

Bakura: So Ryou, who's your new girlfriend?

Ryou: *anime fall*

Mesuna: Girlfriend?!? *twitch, twitch*

Ryou: You got it all wrong Bakura!

Mesuna: *watching the 2 guys fight*

Bakura: Well she just stood up for you!

Ryou: You're too scared to hit a girl!

Bakura: You mean you? Beacause you sure look like one!

Ryou: You should talk, Q-tip head!

Bakura: Take that back!

Ryou: No! Mesuna, let's get outta here.

Bakura: Oh! Now she's your human shield?!?

Mesuna: *Blink, blink*

Ryou: Well at least she is my friend, by the way also a girl, at 14! You're 5,938 years old //at least I think so. // and you still don't have a girlfriend!!!

Bakura: Oh, you just pushed it, British boy!!!

Ryou: You're British too! You're in a copy of my body!

Bakura: No I'm not! I'm Egyptian! I was born this way! Ugh, I can't take this anymore! Time to die hikari!!!

Ryou: *cowering* eek!!!

Mesuna: *lunges in and pulls Bakura's arm back*

Bakura: What the-- ow!

Mesuna: *bends Bakura's arm back*

Bakura: Ahh!!! The pain!!! The fricken pain!!! Girls aren't supposed to be this strong!!!

Mesuna: What was that?!? *bends arm back farther*

Bakura: Oww!!! Oww!!!

Ryou: *In chair that is half blown up: watching Bakura scream in pain*

Bakura: Ryou! You creep! Make her stop!

Ryou: *not paying attention*

Bakura: *whiny voice* Ryou.

Ryou: Allright, let him go.

Mesuna: *lets go* What did I just do?

Bakura: You almost broke my arm!

Mesuna: Did I?

Bakura: Yes! Did you just get amnesia or something?!?

Mesuna: *sweatdrop* Uh.no?

Bakura: *anime fall, foot twitching*

Mesuna: Is he gonna be okay?

Ryou: He should be.