Chapter 3: A Yami Discovered
Ryou: Mesuna, is something wrong?
Mesuna: I dunno.I just feel like something takes over me at times
Ryou: Kinda sounds like a yami
Mesuna: It's like a second personality, right?
Ryou: *nods*
Mesuna: Umm.where's Bakura.
Plate: CRASH!!!
Bakura: *in kitchen* Back! Back you monster!
Ryou: *Looks at huge blob rising out of kitchen pot* Bakura! How many times have I told you not to try to cook?!?
Bakura: I dunno. If you give me back the flame-thrower you stole from me last month, I might remember.
Ryou: *sighs; takes pot and dumps blob into the sink; rummages through kitchen drawer and pulls out wooden spoon*
Mesuna: Uh, what are you going to do with that?
Ryou: You'll see.
Bakura: What about my flame--
Ryou: *puts pot on Bakura's head and bangs it with the spoon*
Pot: GONG!!!
Ryou: You baka! You blew up the flame-thrower when you and Yami Malik made my chemistry set combust!!!
Bakura: //Heh he heh.it never gets old.//
Ryou: *Walks back into living room with Mesuna*
Mesuna: So I have a yami?
Ryou: Most likely.
Mesuna: Well, gotta go! See you tomorrow!
Ryou: Bye! //I think I'll go find that pot and spoon again.//
~ Next Morning at Mesuna's ~
Alarm Clock: RRRIIINNNGGG!!!
Mesuna: *slaps sleep button on clock; turns over with eyes open a little and sees someone next to her; falls back asleep*
Yami Mesuna: *sleeping* Zzzzzzzzz.
Mesuna and Yami Mesuna: *Eyes open* AAAHHH!!!
Mesuna: W-what?!? Who are you?!?
Yami Mesuna: I'm Yami Mesuna.and just who the hell are you?!?
Mesuna: *blink, blink* I think we'd better show this to Ryou.
~ At Ryou's house ~
Ryou: *hears doorbell ring* Oh, that must be Mesuna *opens door*
Mesuna and Yami Mesuna: *standing in doorway*
Ryou: Ahh!!!
Bakura: *walks in* Hey! What's all the screaming for?!? *sees 2 girls* EEEEEKKKKK!!! *girly scream, jumps up; hanging on chandelier on ceiling* Nooo!!! I'm seeing double!!! CURSE YOU YAMI MALIK!!!
Yami Mesuna: What's with him?
Bakura: *closes eyes* Ahh!!! My world's gone black!!! I'm blind!!! Ahh!!!
Ryou: You baka! Mesuna and her yami separated! You're not seeing double!
Bakura: But I can't even see the one, now!
Ryou: Open your eyes! They're closed!
Yami Mesuna: *pulls switchblade out of her pocket and throws it at chandelier chain*
Bakura: Gah!!! *falls on top of chandelier* Oww!!!
Yami Mesuna: *saying random words in ancient Egyptian* //Translation: Get off your fat ass, you idiot//
Bakura: *vein pops* Why you little.*rages*
Yami Mesuna: *jumps out of the way*
Bakura: *slams into wall* oww.I landed on a part of the chandelier.and a.switchblade?!?
Yami Mesuna: Yeah, I invented them
Mesuna: So that's why there was a switchblade in my locker.
Ryou: *sweatdrop* I think we should show this to the guys too.
~ 10 minutes later ~
Bakura: Do I need to go? *pulling on Ryou's extra school uniform he's wearing*
Ryou: Yeah, you do. Now hurry up or we'll miss the bus.
Mesuna and Yami Mesuna: *stomping up to Ryou's front door in girl's school uniform* There is no way I am wearing this stupid pink skirt!!!
Tea: *walks up behind them* Aww, it's not so bad! Pink is cool!
Yami Mesuna: Ahhh!!! PINK IS EVIL!!! DIE!!! *throws a grenade*
Tea: *blows up*
Bakura: You don't know how long I've tried to do that!
Yami Mesuna: It's simple.throw a grenade, she blows up.Do the math.Is it really that hard?
Bakura: I'll pretend that didn't happen. *whispers to Yami Mesuna* Can I borrow one to blow up Tristin?
Yami Mesuna: Sure! Why not?
Mesuna: *pinches Yami Mesuna*
Yami Mesuna: Hey! What did'ya do that for?!?
Mesuna: No more grenades.
Yami Mesuna: Fine, I can just use something else.
Mesuna: Don't think so. I'm taking your dynamite, your grenades, your flame-throwers, all your bombs, your guns.
Yami Mesuna: //Whew, at least she hasn't said my switchblades yet//
Mesuna: Oh, and all of your switchblades too.
Yami Mesuna: KUSO!!!
Ryou: *gasps*
Bakura: Cussing, oh that's classy.
Ryou: C'mon, we're gonna be late.
Ryou and Mesuna: *dragging their own Yami by their shirt*
~ At the bus stop ~
Ryou, Bakura, Mesuna, and Yami Mesuna: *running to catch up with the bus*
Bus: *driving off*
Ryou: Man! We missed the bus!
Yugi, Joey, and Malik: Hey, guys!
Yugi: Hey, Ryou! Who's your new friend?
Ryou: *pushes Mesuna forward* This is Mesuna
Joey: *star eyes* Hi ya, cutie! Where have you been all my life? *inching closer*
Mesuna: *sweatdrop* Uh, Ryou? *twitch, twitch* Help meee.
Yami Mesuna: *punches Joey in the face*
Joey: *falls back* Oww.that girl's got one heck of a punch.
Yami Mesuna: Wanna see me kick?
Joey: No.
Malik: *Staring at Mesuna and Yami Mesuna* But.but.but.yesterday.there was.only one.of.you. *faints*
Yugi: Oh, boy.
Yami Malik: Hey! What happened?!?
Joey: Where were you?
Yami Malik: Oh, I just had to go settle something with Tristin
Tristin: *charging at Yami Malik*
Yami Mesuna: *throws grenade at Tristin* Ask Tea if she likes hell!
Tristin: *blows up*
Yami Malik: I like her! *slings arm around Yami Mesuna*
Yami Mesuna: *kicks him in the balls* Keep your distance, pal!
Yami Malik: *falling to his knees* I'll try to remember that. *falls over, swirly eyes*
Ryou: Hey! You can't just go around hurting people-
Yami Mesuna: *throws punch*
Mesuna: *grabs Yami Mesuna's fist* I don't think that's such a good idea, do you? *twists Yami Mesuna's fist*
Yami Mesuna: *gritting her teeth, trying not to show her pain*
Ryou: *cowering*
Mesuna: *lets go* Come on Ryou.*walks toward the school*
Ryou: *blink, blink* //What just happened?// *stands up and follows Mesuna*
Joey and Yugi: *follow Mesuna and Ryou*
Malik: *regains consciousness and follows*
Bakura: C'mon Yami Mesuna, let's go blow something up.
Yami Malik: Hey! Wait for me!
Ryou: Mesuna, is something wrong?
Mesuna: I dunno.I just feel like something takes over me at times
Ryou: Kinda sounds like a yami
Mesuna: It's like a second personality, right?
Ryou: *nods*
Mesuna: Umm.where's Bakura.
Plate: CRASH!!!
Bakura: *in kitchen* Back! Back you monster!
Ryou: *Looks at huge blob rising out of kitchen pot* Bakura! How many times have I told you not to try to cook?!?
Bakura: I dunno. If you give me back the flame-thrower you stole from me last month, I might remember.
Ryou: *sighs; takes pot and dumps blob into the sink; rummages through kitchen drawer and pulls out wooden spoon*
Mesuna: Uh, what are you going to do with that?
Ryou: You'll see.
Bakura: What about my flame--
Ryou: *puts pot on Bakura's head and bangs it with the spoon*
Pot: GONG!!!
Ryou: You baka! You blew up the flame-thrower when you and Yami Malik made my chemistry set combust!!!
Bakura: //Heh he heh.it never gets old.//
Ryou: *Walks back into living room with Mesuna*
Mesuna: So I have a yami?
Ryou: Most likely.
Mesuna: Well, gotta go! See you tomorrow!
Ryou: Bye! //I think I'll go find that pot and spoon again.//
~ Next Morning at Mesuna's ~
Alarm Clock: RRRIIINNNGGG!!!
Mesuna: *slaps sleep button on clock; turns over with eyes open a little and sees someone next to her; falls back asleep*
Yami Mesuna: *sleeping* Zzzzzzzzz.
Mesuna and Yami Mesuna: *Eyes open* AAAHHH!!!
Mesuna: W-what?!? Who are you?!?
Yami Mesuna: I'm Yami Mesuna.and just who the hell are you?!?
Mesuna: *blink, blink* I think we'd better show this to Ryou.
~ At Ryou's house ~
Ryou: *hears doorbell ring* Oh, that must be Mesuna *opens door*
Mesuna and Yami Mesuna: *standing in doorway*
Ryou: Ahh!!!
Bakura: *walks in* Hey! What's all the screaming for?!? *sees 2 girls* EEEEEKKKKK!!! *girly scream, jumps up; hanging on chandelier on ceiling* Nooo!!! I'm seeing double!!! CURSE YOU YAMI MALIK!!!
Yami Mesuna: What's with him?
Bakura: *closes eyes* Ahh!!! My world's gone black!!! I'm blind!!! Ahh!!!
Ryou: You baka! Mesuna and her yami separated! You're not seeing double!
Bakura: But I can't even see the one, now!
Ryou: Open your eyes! They're closed!
Yami Mesuna: *pulls switchblade out of her pocket and throws it at chandelier chain*
Bakura: Gah!!! *falls on top of chandelier* Oww!!!
Yami Mesuna: *saying random words in ancient Egyptian* //Translation: Get off your fat ass, you idiot//
Bakura: *vein pops* Why you little.*rages*
Yami Mesuna: *jumps out of the way*
Bakura: *slams into wall* oww.I landed on a part of the chandelier.and a.switchblade?!?
Yami Mesuna: Yeah, I invented them
Mesuna: So that's why there was a switchblade in my locker.
Ryou: *sweatdrop* I think we should show this to the guys too.
~ 10 minutes later ~
Bakura: Do I need to go? *pulling on Ryou's extra school uniform he's wearing*
Ryou: Yeah, you do. Now hurry up or we'll miss the bus.
Mesuna and Yami Mesuna: *stomping up to Ryou's front door in girl's school uniform* There is no way I am wearing this stupid pink skirt!!!
Tea: *walks up behind them* Aww, it's not so bad! Pink is cool!
Yami Mesuna: Ahhh!!! PINK IS EVIL!!! DIE!!! *throws a grenade*
Tea: *blows up*
Bakura: You don't know how long I've tried to do that!
Yami Mesuna: It's simple.throw a grenade, she blows up.Do the math.Is it really that hard?
Bakura: I'll pretend that didn't happen. *whispers to Yami Mesuna* Can I borrow one to blow up Tristin?
Yami Mesuna: Sure! Why not?
Mesuna: *pinches Yami Mesuna*
Yami Mesuna: Hey! What did'ya do that for?!?
Mesuna: No more grenades.
Yami Mesuna: Fine, I can just use something else.
Mesuna: Don't think so. I'm taking your dynamite, your grenades, your flame-throwers, all your bombs, your guns.
Yami Mesuna: //Whew, at least she hasn't said my switchblades yet//
Mesuna: Oh, and all of your switchblades too.
Yami Mesuna: KUSO!!!
Ryou: *gasps*
Bakura: Cussing, oh that's classy.
Ryou: C'mon, we're gonna be late.
Ryou and Mesuna: *dragging their own Yami by their shirt*
~ At the bus stop ~
Ryou, Bakura, Mesuna, and Yami Mesuna: *running to catch up with the bus*
Bus: *driving off*
Ryou: Man! We missed the bus!
Yugi, Joey, and Malik: Hey, guys!
Yugi: Hey, Ryou! Who's your new friend?
Ryou: *pushes Mesuna forward* This is Mesuna
Joey: *star eyes* Hi ya, cutie! Where have you been all my life? *inching closer*
Mesuna: *sweatdrop* Uh, Ryou? *twitch, twitch* Help meee.
Yami Mesuna: *punches Joey in the face*
Joey: *falls back* Oww.that girl's got one heck of a punch.
Yami Mesuna: Wanna see me kick?
Joey: No.
Malik: *Staring at Mesuna and Yami Mesuna* But.but.but.yesterday.there was.only one.of.you. *faints*
Yugi: Oh, boy.
Yami Malik: Hey! What happened?!?
Joey: Where were you?
Yami Malik: Oh, I just had to go settle something with Tristin
Tristin: *charging at Yami Malik*
Yami Mesuna: *throws grenade at Tristin* Ask Tea if she likes hell!
Tristin: *blows up*
Yami Malik: I like her! *slings arm around Yami Mesuna*
Yami Mesuna: *kicks him in the balls* Keep your distance, pal!
Yami Malik: *falling to his knees* I'll try to remember that. *falls over, swirly eyes*
Ryou: Hey! You can't just go around hurting people-
Yami Mesuna: *throws punch*
Mesuna: *grabs Yami Mesuna's fist* I don't think that's such a good idea, do you? *twists Yami Mesuna's fist*
Yami Mesuna: *gritting her teeth, trying not to show her pain*
Ryou: *cowering*
Mesuna: *lets go* Come on Ryou.*walks toward the school*
Ryou: *blink, blink* //What just happened?// *stands up and follows Mesuna*
Joey and Yugi: *follow Mesuna and Ryou*
Malik: *regains consciousness and follows*
Bakura: C'mon Yami Mesuna, let's go blow something up.
Yami Malik: Hey! Wait for me!
