Chapter 3: A Yami Discovered

Ryou: Mesuna, is something wrong?

Mesuna: I dunno.I just feel like something takes over me at times

Ryou: Kinda sounds like a yami

Mesuna: It's like a second personality, right?

Ryou: *nods*

Mesuna: Umm.where's Bakura.

Plate: CRASH!!!

Bakura: *in kitchen* Back! Back you monster!

Ryou: *Looks at huge blob rising out of kitchen pot* Bakura! How many times have I told you not to try to cook?!?

Bakura: I dunno. If you give me back the flame-thrower you stole from me last month, I might remember.

Ryou: *sighs; takes pot and dumps blob into the sink; rummages through kitchen drawer and pulls out wooden spoon*

Mesuna: Uh, what are you going to do with that?

Ryou: You'll see.

Bakura: What about my flame--

Ryou: *puts pot on Bakura's head and bangs it with the spoon*

Pot: GONG!!!

Ryou: You baka! You blew up the flame-thrower when you and Yami Malik made my chemistry set combust!!!

Bakura: //Heh he heh.it never gets old.//

Ryou: *Walks back into living room with Mesuna*

Mesuna: So I have a yami?

Ryou: Most likely.

Mesuna: Well, gotta go! See you tomorrow!

Ryou: Bye! //I think I'll go find that pot and spoon again.//

~ Next Morning at Mesuna's ~

Alarm Clock: RRRIIINNNGGG!!!

Mesuna: *slaps sleep button on clock; turns over with eyes open a little and sees someone next to her; falls back asleep*

Yami Mesuna: *sleeping* Zzzzzzzzz.

Mesuna and Yami Mesuna: *Eyes open* AAAHHH!!!

Mesuna: W-what?!? Who are you?!?

Yami Mesuna: I'm Yami Mesuna.and just who the hell are you?!?

Mesuna: *blink, blink* I think we'd better show this to Ryou.

~ At Ryou's house ~

Ryou: *hears doorbell ring* Oh, that must be Mesuna *opens door*

Mesuna and Yami Mesuna: *standing in doorway*

Ryou: Ahh!!!

Bakura: *walks in* Hey! What's all the screaming for?!? *sees 2 girls* EEEEEKKKKK!!! *girly scream, jumps up; hanging on chandelier on ceiling* Nooo!!! I'm seeing double!!! CURSE YOU YAMI MALIK!!!

Yami Mesuna: What's with him?

Bakura: *closes eyes* Ahh!!! My world's gone black!!! I'm blind!!! Ahh!!!

Ryou: You baka! Mesuna and her yami separated! You're not seeing double!

Bakura: But I can't even see the one, now!

Ryou: Open your eyes! They're closed!

Yami Mesuna: *pulls switchblade out of her pocket and throws it at chandelier chain*

Bakura: Gah!!! *falls on top of chandelier* Oww!!!

Yami Mesuna: *saying random words in ancient Egyptian* //Translation: Get off your fat ass, you idiot//

Bakura: *vein pops* Why you little.*rages*

Yami Mesuna: *jumps out of the way*

Bakura: *slams into wall* oww.I landed on a part of the chandelier.and a.switchblade?!?

Yami Mesuna: Yeah, I invented them

Mesuna: So that's why there was a switchblade in my locker.

Ryou: *sweatdrop* I think we should show this to the guys too.

~ 10 minutes later ~

Bakura: Do I need to go? *pulling on Ryou's extra school uniform he's wearing*

Ryou: Yeah, you do. Now hurry up or we'll miss the bus.

Mesuna and Yami Mesuna: *stomping up to Ryou's front door in girl's school uniform* There is no way I am wearing this stupid pink skirt!!!

Tea: *walks up behind them* Aww, it's not so bad! Pink is cool!

Yami Mesuna: Ahhh!!! PINK IS EVIL!!! DIE!!! *throws a grenade*

Tea: *blows up*

Bakura: You don't know how long I've tried to do that!

Yami Mesuna: It's simple.throw a grenade, she blows up.Do the math.Is it really that hard?

Bakura: I'll pretend that didn't happen. *whispers to Yami Mesuna* Can I borrow one to blow up Tristin?

Yami Mesuna: Sure! Why not?

Mesuna: *pinches Yami Mesuna*

Yami Mesuna: Hey! What did'ya do that for?!?

Mesuna: No more grenades.

Yami Mesuna: Fine, I can just use something else.

Mesuna: Don't think so. I'm taking your dynamite, your grenades, your flame-throwers, all your bombs, your guns.

Yami Mesuna: //Whew, at least she hasn't said my switchblades yet//

Mesuna: Oh, and all of your switchblades too.

Yami Mesuna: KUSO!!!

Ryou: *gasps*

Bakura: Cussing, oh that's classy.

Ryou: C'mon, we're gonna be late.

Ryou and Mesuna: *dragging their own Yami by their shirt*

~ At the bus stop ~

Ryou, Bakura, Mesuna, and Yami Mesuna: *running to catch up with the bus*

Bus: *driving off*

Ryou: Man! We missed the bus!

Yugi, Joey, and Malik: Hey, guys!

Yugi: Hey, Ryou! Who's your new friend?

Ryou: *pushes Mesuna forward* This is Mesuna

Joey: *star eyes* Hi ya, cutie! Where have you been all my life? *inching closer*

Mesuna: *sweatdrop* Uh, Ryou? *twitch, twitch* Help meee.

Yami Mesuna: *punches Joey in the face*

Joey: *falls back* Oww.that girl's got one heck of a punch.

Yami Mesuna: Wanna see me kick?

Joey: No.

Malik: *Staring at Mesuna and Yami Mesuna* But.but.but.yesterday.there was.only one.of.you. *faints*

Yugi: Oh, boy.

Yami Malik: Hey! What happened?!?

Joey: Where were you?

Yami Malik: Oh, I just had to go settle something with Tristin

Tristin: *charging at Yami Malik*

Yami Mesuna: *throws grenade at Tristin* Ask Tea if she likes hell!

Tristin: *blows up*

Yami Malik: I like her! *slings arm around Yami Mesuna*

Yami Mesuna: *kicks him in the balls* Keep your distance, pal!

Yami Malik: *falling to his knees* I'll try to remember that. *falls over, swirly eyes*

Ryou: Hey! You can't just go around hurting people-

Yami Mesuna: *throws punch*

Mesuna: *grabs Yami Mesuna's fist* I don't think that's such a good idea, do you? *twists Yami Mesuna's fist*

Yami Mesuna: *gritting her teeth, trying not to show her pain*

Ryou: *cowering*

Mesuna: *lets go* Come on Ryou.*walks toward the school*

Ryou: *blink, blink* //What just happened?// *stands up and follows Mesuna*

Joey and Yugi: *follow Mesuna and Ryou*

Malik: *regains consciousness and follows*

Bakura: C'mon Yami Mesuna, let's go blow something up.

Yami Malik: Hey! Wait for me!