Readers: If you haven't already noticed, all actions are in asterisks (*). There also has been a problem on fafiction.net with the three periods to show pausing, so suspect that most single or double periods are supposed to be triple periods Also, there will only be one or two more chapters after this one, but about a week after The New Girl is finished, I will be starting Malik Fanatic. Enjoy!

~Kurama/s-girl

Chapter 4: The Yami's Destruction

~ In front of book shop ~

Yami Malik: We've been walking around for 3 hours! Why not just blow up this one?

Yami Mesuna: NO! Don't burn the literature!

Bakura: What's gotten into you?

Yami Mesuna: I've tried to use the more mature approach.*switching glances between the bookstore and her lighter* Ah, screw the mature approach!!! BURN THE LITERATURE!!! BURN IT!!! BURN IT!!! BURN IT!!! BURN IT!!!

Bakura: My pleasure.

Bookstore: *blows up* BOOM!!!

Bakura, Yami Mesuna, and Yami Malik: oooooooooooooooooohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh.

Bakura: Hey, Malik.the other day after you and I blew up Ryou's room, what did Isis do to you?

Yami Malik: *sniffles* She took away my motorcycle.

Yami Mesuna: Your bike? I have tons of 'em!

Bakura: You do? C'mon Malik,! Let's go!

~ In Yami Mesuna's Garage ~

Bakura: So, where are the bikes?

Yami Mesuna: *walks to the back of the garage by huge sheet* Boys, feast your eyes upon these.*takes sheet off revealing about 20 bikes with different color combos*

Yami Malik: *eyes wide, jaw dropped*

~ Meanwhile, at Domino High ~

Joey: Where did the Yami's go?

Ryou:? Probably blowing stuff up //not surprising.//

Joey: oh.*sees Serenity* Hey, sis! Over here!

Serenity: *talking with Miho* C'mon, Ribbon *walks to Joey* Hi, bro! Hey, Ryou, who's your new friend?

Ryou: //I find it so annoying that everyone is asking me that today.// *pushes Mesuna forward (again)* This is Mesuna

Mesuna: *waves*

Miho: Hi! I'm Miho! Everyone calls me Ribbon, though. *shakes hands with Mesuna*

Serenity: And I'm Serenity! *shakes hands*

Mesuna: Your school is really nice *looks around* Everything is perfect here. //Besides these fricken uniforms!!! //

~ With Bakura, Yami Mesuna, and Yami Malik ~

Yami Mesuna, Yami Malik and Bakura: *riding on motorcycles*

Bakura: So what do you want to do?

Yami Malik: Why don't we go terrorize Yami with the bikes?

Yami Mesuna: Who's Yami?

Bakura: He's that pharoah dude from over 3,000 years ago that banished us all from Egypt

Yami Mesuna: //I crave revenge.// heh he heh.

Bakura: I'll take that as a "let's go!"

Yami Mesuna: So, where is he?

Yami: *lying in the middle of the road* Owww.

Bakura: Yami?!? What happened?!?

Yami: *sits up* Ugh.Kiaba hit me in the head with his briefcase again.

Yami Mesuna: The metal one? Seto Kiaba?

Yami: *nods*

Yami Malik: He does that to you a lot, doesn't he?

Yami: He used to hit Yugi before we separated. //I was always away laughing in my soul room.// Well, I gotta go home.but if you guys could do one favor for me.

Yami Mesuna: What is it? //not like I'd do it, of course.//

Yami: Do you think you could blow up Kaiba Corp?

Bakura: *switching glances at Yami Mesuna*

Yami Mesuna: Yeah, I think I have enough dynamite left to do that.

Yami: Great! Bye! *runs away (really fast)*

Yami Malik: OK! Time to blow up Kaiba Corp!!! //he heh he//

Kaiba: *sneaks up behind the Yami's* What was that, Yami Malik?

Yami Malik: *sweatdrop* oh, nothing Kaiba! //whew.that was close.//

Mokuba: *dragging Kaiba's briefcase* Seto! Your briefcase is starting to feel really heavy.can you take it for awhile? Please?

Kaiba: C'mon Mokuba, you can hold out!

Mokuba: Yes, big brother. *follows Seto*

Yami Mesuna: *gets off bike and takes briefcase from Mokuba*

Mokuba: Hey!

Kaiba: *not listening*

Yami Mesuna: SETO!!! YOU JERK!!! *swings briefcase into Kaiba's head*

Kaiba: Owww.*falls down* //now I know how Yami feels.// *passes out*

Bakura: So.what do we do now?

Mokuba: You can let all the animals loose at the zoo!

Yami Mesuna: *mounts her motorcycle* Great idea, chibi ichi! Wanna come?

Mokuba: Sure! *climbs on back of Yami Mesuna's bike*

Yami's and Mokuba: *Driving bikes toward zoo*

~ At Domino High ~

Yugi: Only 5 more seconds.

Joey, Serenity, Miho, Mesuna, Ryou and Malik: //5.4.3.2.1.//

Bell: RRRRRRRRIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIINNNNNNNNNNNNGGGGGGGGGGG!!!

Joey: *first one to run out the door*

Everyone else: *follows*

Malik: Finally the school day is over.

Joey: six hours of school is six hours too many for me

Yugi: I think I might take an extra class next year.

Mesuna: I don't go to school more that I absolutely have to.It's dangerous to my health!

Ryou: Really.

Bakura, Yami Malik, Yami Mesuna, and Mokuba: *riding toward zoo; laughing hysterically*

Joey: Uh, why are they heading for the zoo?

Ryou and Mesuna: Oh no.

~ At the zoo ~

Yami Malik, Yami Mesuna, Bakura, and Mokuba: *running around zoo opening every cage; war paint on their faces*WAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH!!!

Joey, Yugi, Ryou, Mesuna, Serenity, and Miho: *run up to zoo gates*

Yugi: Holy shit!

Joey: Yugi! You don't cuss!

Yugi: Sorry, Joey

Joey: You mean holy crap!!!

Yami Mesuna: No cage cage can hold free beasts! RUN MY FRIENDS!!! RUN!!! RUN LIKE THE WIND!!!

Yami Malik: *at vulture cage* FLY!!! FLY MY PRETTIES!!! FLY!!! WAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!

Vulture: *sits on Yami Malik's head and pokes his eye over and over*

Yami Malik: Ow!!! Ow!!! That doesn't tickle!!! Ow!!!

Yami Mesuna: Amateur.

Bakura: *riding camel* Whee!!!

Yami Mesuna: Hey, Bakura! Help me get the python out!

Bakura: *freezes and falls off the camel* Python?!? *shaking*

Yami Mesuna: What's the matter? You're not scared of snakes, are ya?

Bakura: *shivering* No, no! Why would you think that?!?

Yami Mesuna: Because you're shaking so much you're making me seasick.

Yami Malik: Bakura's scared of snakes?!? AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!! OW!!! OW!!! OWWW!!! LEAVE ME ALONE YOU STUPID VULTURE!!! STOP PECKING MY EYE!!!

Vulture: *pecks Yami Malik's balls*

Yami Malik: No! NO! Go back to the eye! Go back to the eye!!!

Vulture: *pecks Yami Malik's eye*

Yami Mesuna: *blink, blink* Your such a dunce, Yami Malik. C'mon Bakura, it's just a python! All you have to do is help me with the lock!

Bakura: I guess the lock's okay. *takes out stick of dynamite* That should do it *lights it and takes a deep breath* DUCK AND COVER!!!

Joey, Miho, Serenity, and Yugi: *running away*

Yami Malik, Mokuba, Yami Mesuna, and Bakura: *ducking behind another cage*

Python cage: BBBBBBBBBBOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOMMMMMMMM!!!

Mesuna and Ryou: *Have dirt and dust on their faces from explosion* . *blink, blink*

Python: *slithers out; starts to wrap around Bakura's leg*

Bakura: *sweatdrop* Uh, guys.do you feel anything?

Yami Malik: No, why?

Bakura: *points to snake* help meeeeeee.