A/N: Okay, Yadda Yadda Yadda, don't belong to me, Yadda Yadda Yadda. Oh. You want it done right? Okay, here: I don't own Sabrina the Teenage Witch or Harry Potter! They belong to J.K. Rowling and who ever Sabrina belongs to! AND before any of you say anything I LOVE both the stories so I'm not dissing them or anything when I write my story! Anything else you want or need to know take it up with me! Look on my Bio thingy and you'll find all you need to contact me or put it in a Review! Um and anybody you haven't seen in the show or the book are MINE! Mwahaha! I mean yeah… Okay! And now on with the story! Geesh, that was long! Sorry!

Dreama the Teenage Witch

Chapter I: Muggles or Mortals?

Okay so you've heard of that show Sabrina the Teenage Witch, right? Yea? Well forget it. It's baloney. Sabrina doesn't exist. That kind of stuff doesn't happen in the real world. Well even the 'real' world isn't really real. The only thing that's real is magic. You're laughing? Well stop unless you want me to hex you from here to Pluto and trust me Pluto is far from here and cold. How do I know? Well I've been there. But hey, enough chitchat already let's get down to the story at hand.

So, I've been living in the 'real' world for as long as I can remember. But that doesn't make it real to me. It's just full of bloody muggles or mortals or what ever you want to call them. I prefer the term 'Idiots' simply because they are. I've been doing magic on them, other witches and warlocks have been doing magic on them forever, and the dim wads don't even realize it. Stupid really. Anyways what was I talking about? Oh yeah Idiots, oh well I think that subject's a bit worn out now, so how's this:

I'm Dreama Weasley! Oh? Heard the name Weasley before have you? Well, yea, Fred and George Weasley of Weasleys' Wizarding Wheezes in Diagon Ally, their my cousins! Along with Bill, Charlie, Ron, Ginny and, very unfortunately, Percy (that stupid git, I oughta hex him). So of course Molly Weasley and Arthur Weasley are my Aunt and Uncle! My Mum and Dad were killed recently, so I live with my cousins now. We're all well off now because Mum and Dad left Auntie and Uncle a fortune to help them take care of me. They wanted to use all the money just on me but I made them start using it on themselves, I would have just spent it buying stuff for them if they didn't take it anyway…