Chapter 5: The Institute
~ At Ryou's House ~
Ryou: Bakura, I have had enough with you!
Bakura: //Like I care what you think//
Ryou: You destroy everything you touch!
Bakura: And that's a bad thing?
Ryou: No.I mean, Yes! I've talked with Mesuna and Malik about you and your friends behavior, and we've decided on a solution
Bakura: Oh yeah? What's that?
Ryou: *takes deep breath* We're sending you, Yami Mesuna, and Yami Malik to a.
Yami Malik: *outside, screaming* No! NO!!! You can't make me! You can't make me go to a mental institute! I'm not crazy! I'm sane, I tell you!!! I'M SANE!!!
Malik: Yami Malik! Com back here! *throws himself on top of Yami Malik and forces a straight jacket on him* You're going whether you like it or not!
Bakura and Ryou: *blink, blink*
Mesuna: *trudges out of her house pulling Yami Mesuna behind her*
Yami Mesuna: *In straight jacket* No! Don't make me go!!! I'll give you all my weapons!!!
Mesuna: *on Ryou's front lawn, still walking*
Yami Mesuna: I won't blow anything up ever again!
Mesuna: *on Ryou's porch* //like she could last a day.//
Yami Mesuna: I would be your personal slave!
Bakura: Man, you of all people, would sink that low?!?
Yami Mesuna: As soon as I get out of this jacket, I'll run away to China on a motorcycle and tell the people in Beijing that I am their supreme ruler.heh he heh.
Bakura: Okay, that was pretty random.Ryou? Why are you looking at me like that?!?
Ryou: *holding straight jacket* You're going.
Van: *pulls up, Institute men jump out*
Bakura: NNNNNNOOOOOOO!!! I'M NOT GOING!!!
Ryou: Fine.you can stay.*evil smirk*
Bakura: *blink blink* I can?
Ryou: Sure! You'll just have to share your room with my new pet, Steve
Bakura: *sweatdrop* Who's Steve?
Ryou: You haven't met Steve yet?!? I'll go get him. *runs up the stairs*
Institute men: *trying to pull Bakura out the door*
Bakura: Get off me! *has straight jacket on* I just want to see his pet! //Plan.okay.See the pet.THEN RUN!!!//
Ryou: *holding hands behind his back; stands in front of Bakura* This is Steve..*holds out a python*
Bakura: *Girly scream* EEEEEEEEK!!! A snake! *Runs to the truck* Lemme in! Lemme In! LEMME IN!!! *finally gets in truck* //Ahhh.safe at last.// *sees garter snake in the grass out of the window of the truck* AAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH!!! *making the truck bounce*
Everyone: *blink, blink*
Institute men: *drag Yami Mesuna and Yami Malik into the truck (at least trying to)*
Yami Malik: NNNNNNOOOOOOOOOO!!! *squirming* YOU'LL NEVER TAKE ME ALIVE!!! WAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH!!!
Institute man: *takes tranquilizer gun and shoots Yami Malik in the neck*
Yami Malik: WAHAHAHA..WaHaHaHa..Wahahaha..wahahaha.uh.nightie night.. *falls asleep*
Yami Mesuna: *kicking and screaming* IF I EVER GET OUTTA THIS, MESUNA, I'M GONNA KILL YOU!!! I'M GONNA GET YOU FOR THIS!!!
Mesuna: *whispers to Ryou* The key word there is "if"..
Van: *drives off*
~ 2 hours later ~
Bakura: Why does this stupid jacket irritate me so? //Finally, a snake- free environment.*
Institute men: *pull through gate to institute* We're here!
Yami Mesuna: Does this look in any way familiar to you guys?
Yami Malik: Yeah, it looks like the Xavier Institute from "X-men".
Bakura: No, baka! It looks like a complete replica of Domino High!
Yami Mesuna: Yami Malik, if I weren't in this jacket right now, you'd probably be unconscious and near death.
Bakura: He's been an inch away from death for over 3,000 years..where have you been?
Yami Mesuna: I'd shut that mouth of yours if I were you Bakura..unless you prefer your vocal cords to be excruciatingly ripped out..
Bakura: No!
Yami Malik: *looking out the window* Hey! Is that who I think it is?!? *squints*
Bakura: Holy crap.it's Kiaba.
Yami Mesuna: *glares* ..Pythons..
Bakura: AAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHH!!! *huddles in a corner of the truck* //I think I'll shut up now.//
Institute men: *Get Yami Malik, Yami Mesuna, and Bakura out of truck and straight jackets are removed (Look out, Yami Malik..)*
Kiaba: Run faster, dirt bags! This is the P. E. field, not the slacking room!
Bakura: Slacking room?
Kiaba: *in Bakura's face* Got a problem with that?
Bakura: No..sir..Mr., uh..Kiaba..sir..
Kiaba: I didn't think so..*walks away*
Yami Mesuna: *glares again*
Bakura: *plugs his ears* NO MORE SNAKES!!! PLEASE!!!
Yami Malik: I never thought I'd see the day..where Bakura used the "p" word..
Kiaba: Okay, P. E. is over. Make sure you do better tomorrow than you did today
Kids: *go to next class*
Yami: *lying on the ground* Uh..
Bakura: Does this scene look familiar to you?
Yami Mesuna: *whaps him upside the head*
Bakura: Oww!!! That hurt!!! Why did'ya do that?!?
Yami Mesuna: *leans next to Bakura's ear; whispers* snakes..
Bakura: AAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHH!!! *runs in circles, then crashes into Institute wall; knocked out; swirly eyes @-@*
Yami: *still laying there*
Kiaba: Yami! Get you lazy butt to class!
Yami: So..tired..
Yami Malik: *helps him* C'mon Yami..
Kiaba: No helping him! Drop and give me twenty!
Yami Malik: I don't have to do what you say!
Kiaba: You do when I'm your physical education teacher!
Yami Mesuna: You..work..here?!?
Bakura: *gets up and wanders over to the Yami's and Kiaba* Don't you have enough trouble trying to run Kiaba Corp.?
Kiaba: Yami decided to blow it up..
Yami: Yugi sent me here because he thought I went crazy..so I decided to get a little revenge first..AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!
Everyone but Yami: *inching away*
Kiaba: well, Yami, show your friends around..they're going to be here for awhile..
Yami: *finished laughing* C'mon. I want to show you something..*walks inside main buliding*
~ 5 minutes later ~
Yami: Guys, I want you to meet the principal of this Institute *stands next to door with plaque that reads "principal"* She should be very fond of you, Yami Malik..
Yami Malik: Oh, yeah? Why's that?
Yami: Say hello to principal..ISIS ISHAR..
~ At Ryou's House ~
Ryou: Bakura, I have had enough with you!
Bakura: //Like I care what you think//
Ryou: You destroy everything you touch!
Bakura: And that's a bad thing?
Ryou: No.I mean, Yes! I've talked with Mesuna and Malik about you and your friends behavior, and we've decided on a solution
Bakura: Oh yeah? What's that?
Ryou: *takes deep breath* We're sending you, Yami Mesuna, and Yami Malik to a.
Yami Malik: *outside, screaming* No! NO!!! You can't make me! You can't make me go to a mental institute! I'm not crazy! I'm sane, I tell you!!! I'M SANE!!!
Malik: Yami Malik! Com back here! *throws himself on top of Yami Malik and forces a straight jacket on him* You're going whether you like it or not!
Bakura and Ryou: *blink, blink*
Mesuna: *trudges out of her house pulling Yami Mesuna behind her*
Yami Mesuna: *In straight jacket* No! Don't make me go!!! I'll give you all my weapons!!!
Mesuna: *on Ryou's front lawn, still walking*
Yami Mesuna: I won't blow anything up ever again!
Mesuna: *on Ryou's porch* //like she could last a day.//
Yami Mesuna: I would be your personal slave!
Bakura: Man, you of all people, would sink that low?!?
Yami Mesuna: As soon as I get out of this jacket, I'll run away to China on a motorcycle and tell the people in Beijing that I am their supreme ruler.heh he heh.
Bakura: Okay, that was pretty random.Ryou? Why are you looking at me like that?!?
Ryou: *holding straight jacket* You're going.
Van: *pulls up, Institute men jump out*
Bakura: NNNNNNOOOOOOO!!! I'M NOT GOING!!!
Ryou: Fine.you can stay.*evil smirk*
Bakura: *blink blink* I can?
Ryou: Sure! You'll just have to share your room with my new pet, Steve
Bakura: *sweatdrop* Who's Steve?
Ryou: You haven't met Steve yet?!? I'll go get him. *runs up the stairs*
Institute men: *trying to pull Bakura out the door*
Bakura: Get off me! *has straight jacket on* I just want to see his pet! //Plan.okay.See the pet.THEN RUN!!!//
Ryou: *holding hands behind his back; stands in front of Bakura* This is Steve..*holds out a python*
Bakura: *Girly scream* EEEEEEEEK!!! A snake! *Runs to the truck* Lemme in! Lemme In! LEMME IN!!! *finally gets in truck* //Ahhh.safe at last.// *sees garter snake in the grass out of the window of the truck* AAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH!!! *making the truck bounce*
Everyone: *blink, blink*
Institute men: *drag Yami Mesuna and Yami Malik into the truck (at least trying to)*
Yami Malik: NNNNNNOOOOOOOOOO!!! *squirming* YOU'LL NEVER TAKE ME ALIVE!!! WAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH!!!
Institute man: *takes tranquilizer gun and shoots Yami Malik in the neck*
Yami Malik: WAHAHAHA..WaHaHaHa..Wahahaha..wahahaha.uh.nightie night.. *falls asleep*
Yami Mesuna: *kicking and screaming* IF I EVER GET OUTTA THIS, MESUNA, I'M GONNA KILL YOU!!! I'M GONNA GET YOU FOR THIS!!!
Mesuna: *whispers to Ryou* The key word there is "if"..
Van: *drives off*
~ 2 hours later ~
Bakura: Why does this stupid jacket irritate me so? //Finally, a snake- free environment.*
Institute men: *pull through gate to institute* We're here!
Yami Mesuna: Does this look in any way familiar to you guys?
Yami Malik: Yeah, it looks like the Xavier Institute from "X-men".
Bakura: No, baka! It looks like a complete replica of Domino High!
Yami Mesuna: Yami Malik, if I weren't in this jacket right now, you'd probably be unconscious and near death.
Bakura: He's been an inch away from death for over 3,000 years..where have you been?
Yami Mesuna: I'd shut that mouth of yours if I were you Bakura..unless you prefer your vocal cords to be excruciatingly ripped out..
Bakura: No!
Yami Malik: *looking out the window* Hey! Is that who I think it is?!? *squints*
Bakura: Holy crap.it's Kiaba.
Yami Mesuna: *glares* ..Pythons..
Bakura: AAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHH!!! *huddles in a corner of the truck* //I think I'll shut up now.//
Institute men: *Get Yami Malik, Yami Mesuna, and Bakura out of truck and straight jackets are removed (Look out, Yami Malik..)*
Kiaba: Run faster, dirt bags! This is the P. E. field, not the slacking room!
Bakura: Slacking room?
Kiaba: *in Bakura's face* Got a problem with that?
Bakura: No..sir..Mr., uh..Kiaba..sir..
Kiaba: I didn't think so..*walks away*
Yami Mesuna: *glares again*
Bakura: *plugs his ears* NO MORE SNAKES!!! PLEASE!!!
Yami Malik: I never thought I'd see the day..where Bakura used the "p" word..
Kiaba: Okay, P. E. is over. Make sure you do better tomorrow than you did today
Kids: *go to next class*
Yami: *lying on the ground* Uh..
Bakura: Does this scene look familiar to you?
Yami Mesuna: *whaps him upside the head*
Bakura: Oww!!! That hurt!!! Why did'ya do that?!?
Yami Mesuna: *leans next to Bakura's ear; whispers* snakes..
Bakura: AAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHH!!! *runs in circles, then crashes into Institute wall; knocked out; swirly eyes @-@*
Yami: *still laying there*
Kiaba: Yami! Get you lazy butt to class!
Yami: So..tired..
Yami Malik: *helps him* C'mon Yami..
Kiaba: No helping him! Drop and give me twenty!
Yami Malik: I don't have to do what you say!
Kiaba: You do when I'm your physical education teacher!
Yami Mesuna: You..work..here?!?
Bakura: *gets up and wanders over to the Yami's and Kiaba* Don't you have enough trouble trying to run Kiaba Corp.?
Kiaba: Yami decided to blow it up..
Yami: Yugi sent me here because he thought I went crazy..so I decided to get a little revenge first..AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!
Everyone but Yami: *inching away*
Kiaba: well, Yami, show your friends around..they're going to be here for awhile..
Yami: *finished laughing* C'mon. I want to show you something..*walks inside main buliding*
~ 5 minutes later ~
Yami: Guys, I want you to meet the principal of this Institute *stands next to door with plaque that reads "principal"* She should be very fond of you, Yami Malik..
Yami Malik: Oh, yeah? Why's that?
Yami: Say hello to principal..ISIS ISHAR..
