Chapter 5: The Institute

~ At Ryou's House ~

Ryou: Bakura, I have had enough with you!

Bakura: //Like I care what you think//

Ryou: You destroy everything you touch!

Bakura: And that's a bad thing?

Ryou: No.I mean, Yes! I've talked with Mesuna and Malik about you and your friends behavior, and we've decided on a solution

Bakura: Oh yeah? What's that?

Ryou: *takes deep breath* We're sending you, Yami Mesuna, and Yami Malik to a.

Yami Malik: *outside, screaming* No! NO!!! You can't make me! You can't make me go to a mental institute! I'm not crazy! I'm sane, I tell you!!! I'M SANE!!!

Malik: Yami Malik! Com back here! *throws himself on top of Yami Malik and forces a straight jacket on him* You're going whether you like it or not!

Bakura and Ryou: *blink, blink*

Mesuna: *trudges out of her house pulling Yami Mesuna behind her*

Yami Mesuna: *In straight jacket* No! Don't make me go!!! I'll give you all my weapons!!!

Mesuna: *on Ryou's front lawn, still walking*

Yami Mesuna: I won't blow anything up ever again!

Mesuna: *on Ryou's porch* //like she could last a day.//

Yami Mesuna: I would be your personal slave!

Bakura: Man, you of all people, would sink that low?!?

Yami Mesuna: As soon as I get out of this jacket, I'll run away to China on a motorcycle and tell the people in Beijing that I am their supreme ruler.heh he heh.

Bakura: Okay, that was pretty random.Ryou? Why are you looking at me like that?!?

Ryou: *holding straight jacket* You're going.

Van: *pulls up, Institute men jump out*

Bakura: NNNNNNOOOOOOO!!! I'M NOT GOING!!!

Ryou: Fine.you can stay.*evil smirk*

Bakura: *blink blink* I can?

Ryou: Sure! You'll just have to share your room with my new pet, Steve

Bakura: *sweatdrop* Who's Steve?

Ryou: You haven't met Steve yet?!? I'll go get him. *runs up the stairs*

Institute men: *trying to pull Bakura out the door*

Bakura: Get off me! *has straight jacket on* I just want to see his pet! //Plan.okay.See the pet.THEN RUN!!!//

Ryou: *holding hands behind his back; stands in front of Bakura* This is Steve..*holds out a python*

Bakura: *Girly scream* EEEEEEEEK!!! A snake! *Runs to the truck* Lemme in! Lemme In! LEMME IN!!! *finally gets in truck* //Ahhh.safe at last.// *sees garter snake in the grass out of the window of the truck* AAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH!!! *making the truck bounce*

Everyone: *blink, blink*

Institute men: *drag Yami Mesuna and Yami Malik into the truck (at least trying to)*

Yami Malik: NNNNNNOOOOOOOOOO!!! *squirming* YOU'LL NEVER TAKE ME ALIVE!!! WAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH!!!

Institute man: *takes tranquilizer gun and shoots Yami Malik in the neck*

Yami Malik: WAHAHAHA..WaHaHaHa..Wahahaha..wahahaha.uh.nightie night.. *falls asleep*

Yami Mesuna: *kicking and screaming* IF I EVER GET OUTTA THIS, MESUNA, I'M GONNA KILL YOU!!! I'M GONNA GET YOU FOR THIS!!!

Mesuna: *whispers to Ryou* The key word there is "if"..

Van: *drives off*

~ 2 hours later ~

Bakura: Why does this stupid jacket irritate me so? //Finally, a snake- free environment.*

Institute men: *pull through gate to institute* We're here!

Yami Mesuna: Does this look in any way familiar to you guys?

Yami Malik: Yeah, it looks like the Xavier Institute from "X-men".

Bakura: No, baka! It looks like a complete replica of Domino High!

Yami Mesuna: Yami Malik, if I weren't in this jacket right now, you'd probably be unconscious and near death.

Bakura: He's been an inch away from death for over 3,000 years..where have you been?

Yami Mesuna: I'd shut that mouth of yours if I were you Bakura..unless you prefer your vocal cords to be excruciatingly ripped out..

Bakura: No!

Yami Malik: *looking out the window* Hey! Is that who I think it is?!? *squints*

Bakura: Holy crap.it's Kiaba.

Yami Mesuna: *glares* ..Pythons..

Bakura: AAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHH!!! *huddles in a corner of the truck* //I think I'll shut up now.//

Institute men: *Get Yami Malik, Yami Mesuna, and Bakura out of truck and straight jackets are removed (Look out, Yami Malik..)*

Kiaba: Run faster, dirt bags! This is the P. E. field, not the slacking room!

Bakura: Slacking room?

Kiaba: *in Bakura's face* Got a problem with that?

Bakura: No..sir..Mr., uh..Kiaba..sir..

Kiaba: I didn't think so..*walks away*

Yami Mesuna: *glares again*

Bakura: *plugs his ears* NO MORE SNAKES!!! PLEASE!!!

Yami Malik: I never thought I'd see the day..where Bakura used the "p" word..

Kiaba: Okay, P. E. is over. Make sure you do better tomorrow than you did today

Kids: *go to next class*

Yami: *lying on the ground* Uh..

Bakura: Does this scene look familiar to you?

Yami Mesuna: *whaps him upside the head*

Bakura: Oww!!! That hurt!!! Why did'ya do that?!?

Yami Mesuna: *leans next to Bakura's ear; whispers* snakes..

Bakura: AAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHH!!! *runs in circles, then crashes into Institute wall; knocked out; swirly eyes @-@*

Yami: *still laying there*

Kiaba: Yami! Get you lazy butt to class!

Yami: So..tired..

Yami Malik: *helps him* C'mon Yami..

Kiaba: No helping him! Drop and give me twenty!

Yami Malik: I don't have to do what you say!

Kiaba: You do when I'm your physical education teacher!

Yami Mesuna: You..work..here?!?

Bakura: *gets up and wanders over to the Yami's and Kiaba* Don't you have enough trouble trying to run Kiaba Corp.?

Kiaba: Yami decided to blow it up..

Yami: Yugi sent me here because he thought I went crazy..so I decided to get a little revenge first..AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!

Everyone but Yami: *inching away*

Kiaba: well, Yami, show your friends around..they're going to be here for awhile..

Yami: *finished laughing* C'mon. I want to show you something..*walks inside main buliding*

~ 5 minutes later ~

Yami: Guys, I want you to meet the principal of this Institute *stands next to door with plaque that reads "principal"* She should be very fond of you, Yami Malik..

Yami Malik: Oh, yeah? Why's that?

Yami: Say hello to principal..ISIS ISHAR..