Chapter 6: The Escape

Yami: Say hello to principal..Isis Ishtar..

Yami Malik: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHH *pause* AAAAAAAAA AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!

Isis: What's the matter, little Yami Mawikie?

Yami Malik: Don't call me that!

Isis: Okay..little Yami Mawikie..

Bakura and Yami Mesuna: *trying to hold back laughter*

Isis: See? Your friends are being mature about this..

Bakura and Yami Mesuna: BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!! *holding sides and laughing*

Yami Malik: Isis! Now look what you did! Stop laughing!

Bakura and Yami Mesuna: *still laughing* HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!

Yami Malik: Stop, bakas!

Bakura and Yami Mesuna: *laughing* HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!

Yami Malik: ANATO AMO KUSO!!!

Everyone: *gasps*

Bakura: *gets up* Why..you..little!!! *choking Yami Malik*

Isis: Get off him! Get off Yami Malik!

Bakura: *pulled off by security* Don't touch me! This is clearly harassment!!! RAPE!!! RAPE!!!

Security men: Okay, let's go..you need some time in the cell..

Yami Mesuna: No! You don't have a right to do this!

Security man: You wanna go too, missy?

Yami Mesuna: No! Who are you calling missy?!? *rages*

Yami Malik: *holding her back*

Bakura: *being pulled away in straight jacket*

Yami Malik: *lets go* You know..

Yami Mesuna: Please don't say it Yami Malik..

Yami: We should help him!

Yami Mesuna: *slaps hand over her face* No! There is no way I'm getting stuck in there myself! I've worn a straight jacket too long today!

Yami Malik: *pleading* C'mon!

Yami Mesuna: No! There is no way I'm going to do it!

~ 5 minutes later ~

Yami Mesuna: I can't believe I'm doing it.. *being let out of straight jacket by security men*

Security men: *unlock Bakura's cell and throw Yami Mesuna in; lock cell*

Bakura: Just be glad you chose to do this..I had to come here..

Yami Mesuna: *pacing around the cell door* I didn't chose! Yami Malik forced me!!! *grips bars on cell door* LEMME OUTTA HERE!!!

Yami Malik: *skipping around outside cell* la la la la la

Yami Mesuna: I'm gonna kill you, Yami Malik!!! GET ME OUT!!!

Bakura: Face it, we're not getting out..at least not anytime soon..

Yami Mesuna: LET ME OUT!!! LET ME OUT!!! Let Me OUT!!! Let Me OUT!!! *whiny voice, slumping down side of cell door* let..me..out..let..me..out..

Bakura: Does she listen to me? //no, I didn't think so..//

~ later ~

Yami Mesuna: For the love of Ra! I feel like I've been here for an eternity! Can you please let me out NOW???

Bakura: Yami Mesuna?

Yami Mesuna: Yeah? What?

Bakura: *points to his watch* You've only been in here less than two minutes

Yami Mesuna: oh..

~ 4 hours later ~

Yami Malik: *thrown in cell* Oww..You didn't have to throw me in that hard!!!

Yami Mesuna: Well, well, well..look who it is..

Yami Malik: heh he heh..

Bakura: Come to join us in our cell, have you?

Yami Malik: Please don't hurt me!

Yami Mesuna: You got us stuck in here! Why should we not hurt you?

Yami Malik: Uh..'cause my sister runs the school?

Bakura: Not a good enough answer..

Yami Mesuna: Oh, I agree..*beats up Yami Malik*

~ 5 minutes later ~

Yami Malik: *beat up; on the ground* Uh..

Yami Mesuna: So, little Yami Mawikie..

Yami Malik: Don't..call..me..that

Bakura: So how did you get stuck in here?

Yami Malik: I..beat..up..one of..the..guards..

Bakura: Well, as long as we're in the cell, why don't we try to find a way out of here?

Yami Mesuna: But how?

Bakura: I dunno. I might still have a grenade left..

~ In Isis's office ~

Isis and Kaiba: *watching the Yami's on a tv by the camera planted in their cell*

Kaiba: Trying to get out, are you? What do you suppose we do, Isis?

Isis: Don't worry, Seto..we're ready..

~ back in the cell ~

Bakura: *patting his pockets* I..don't..seem to..have any..grenades..on..me..

Yami Malik: Oh, great..*leans against wall of cell* now we're never gonna get out of here..

Wall: *crumbles to dust where Yami Malik sat*

Yami Malik: Whoa! *falls over*

Yami Mesuna: What happened? *walks over to hole in the wall and breaks off a piece* It smells like..graham crackers???

Bakura: What is this? Some kind of a joke?

Yami Mesuna: Well, even if it is, let's get outta here before we get caught..*jumps through*

Bakura: *eats part of the wall* MMMmmmm..tasty! *jumps through, then sees Yami Malik and Yami Mesuna staring at row of 200 guards surrounding them*

Isis and Kiaba: *push through the guards to see Bakura, Yami Mesuna, and Yami Malik*

Isis: So, you're trying to escape?

Kaiba: That's so cute!

Bakura: Kaiba?!? Did you just say..cute?!?

Yami Malik: We will get out of here! No light sister of mine is going to stop me, either!!!

Yami Mesuna: Who are you callin' CUTE?!?

Kaiba: Spicy attitude you got there, girlie..*holds Yami Mesuna's chin* Think you're big, don't cha?

Yami Mesuna: *slaps Kaiba in the face*

Kaiba: *stumbles*

Yami Mesuna: Keep your hands off me!

Kaiba: Owww..hey! Aren't you that girl that smacked me in the face with my briefcase?!?

Yami Mesuna: Yeah! Duh!!! Where is your briefcase, by the way?

Kaiba: Right..HERE!!! *swings briefcase at Yami Mesuna*

Yami Mesuna: *dodges by doing a triple back flip, kicking Kaiba in the face with her first flip*

Kaiba: *falls back* owww.*passes out; red foot imprint appears on his face*

Yami Malik: Hey, where did the guards go?

Bakura: *looks around*

Guards: *running off*

Isis: cowards..I guess I'll have to deal with you myself..

Yami Malik: Isis..why are you after us?

Voice: I see you have figured out my plan..

Bakura: Plan? Plan? What plan???

Yami *walks aimlessly to where the other Yami's are* Hey, guys! Wait, I know that voice..SHADI!!!

Shadi: *appears* Isis..you have served me well..*makes Isis's fingers touch the millenium key* You have made a fine puppet Isis..

Isis: *falls unconscious*

Shadi: As for you, you have made a big mistake coming here, Mesuna. I have been looking for you..