Chapter 6: The Escape
Yami: Say hello to principal..Isis Ishtar..
Yami Malik: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHH *pause* AAAAAAAAA AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!
Isis: What's the matter, little Yami Mawikie?
Yami Malik: Don't call me that!
Isis: Okay..little Yami Mawikie..
Bakura and Yami Mesuna: *trying to hold back laughter*
Isis: See? Your friends are being mature about this..
Bakura and Yami Mesuna: BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!! *holding sides and laughing*
Yami Malik: Isis! Now look what you did! Stop laughing!
Bakura and Yami Mesuna: *still laughing* HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!
Yami Malik: Stop, bakas!
Bakura and Yami Mesuna: *laughing* HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!
Yami Malik: ANATO AMO KUSO!!!
Everyone: *gasps*
Bakura: *gets up* Why..you..little!!! *choking Yami Malik*
Isis: Get off him! Get off Yami Malik!
Bakura: *pulled off by security* Don't touch me! This is clearly harassment!!! RAPE!!! RAPE!!!
Security men: Okay, let's go..you need some time in the cell..
Yami Mesuna: No! You don't have a right to do this!
Security man: You wanna go too, missy?
Yami Mesuna: No! Who are you calling missy?!? *rages*
Yami Malik: *holding her back*
Bakura: *being pulled away in straight jacket*
Yami Malik: *lets go* You know..
Yami Mesuna: Please don't say it Yami Malik..
Yami: We should help him!
Yami Mesuna: *slaps hand over her face* No! There is no way I'm getting stuck in there myself! I've worn a straight jacket too long today!
Yami Malik: *pleading* C'mon!
Yami Mesuna: No! There is no way I'm going to do it!
~ 5 minutes later ~
Yami Mesuna: I can't believe I'm doing it.. *being let out of straight jacket by security men*
Security men: *unlock Bakura's cell and throw Yami Mesuna in; lock cell*
Bakura: Just be glad you chose to do this..I had to come here..
Yami Mesuna: *pacing around the cell door* I didn't chose! Yami Malik forced me!!! *grips bars on cell door* LEMME OUTTA HERE!!!
Yami Malik: *skipping around outside cell* la la la la la
Yami Mesuna: I'm gonna kill you, Yami Malik!!! GET ME OUT!!!
Bakura: Face it, we're not getting out..at least not anytime soon..
Yami Mesuna: LET ME OUT!!! LET ME OUT!!! Let Me OUT!!! Let Me OUT!!! *whiny voice, slumping down side of cell door* let..me..out..let..me..out..
Bakura: Does she listen to me? //no, I didn't think so..//
~ later ~
Yami Mesuna: For the love of Ra! I feel like I've been here for an eternity! Can you please let me out NOW???
Bakura: Yami Mesuna?
Yami Mesuna: Yeah? What?
Bakura: *points to his watch* You've only been in here less than two minutes
Yami Mesuna: oh..
~ 4 hours later ~
Yami Malik: *thrown in cell* Oww..You didn't have to throw me in that hard!!!
Yami Mesuna: Well, well, well..look who it is..
Yami Malik: heh he heh..
Bakura: Come to join us in our cell, have you?
Yami Malik: Please don't hurt me!
Yami Mesuna: You got us stuck in here! Why should we not hurt you?
Yami Malik: Uh..'cause my sister runs the school?
Bakura: Not a good enough answer..
Yami Mesuna: Oh, I agree..*beats up Yami Malik*
~ 5 minutes later ~
Yami Malik: *beat up; on the ground* Uh..
Yami Mesuna: So, little Yami Mawikie..
Yami Malik: Don't..call..me..that
Bakura: So how did you get stuck in here?
Yami Malik: I..beat..up..one of..the..guards..
Bakura: Well, as long as we're in the cell, why don't we try to find a way out of here?
Yami Mesuna: But how?
Bakura: I dunno. I might still have a grenade left..
~ In Isis's office ~
Isis and Kaiba: *watching the Yami's on a tv by the camera planted in their cell*
Kaiba: Trying to get out, are you? What do you suppose we do, Isis?
Isis: Don't worry, Seto..we're ready..
~ back in the cell ~
Bakura: *patting his pockets* I..don't..seem to..have any..grenades..on..me..
Yami Malik: Oh, great..*leans against wall of cell* now we're never gonna get out of here..
Wall: *crumbles to dust where Yami Malik sat*
Yami Malik: Whoa! *falls over*
Yami Mesuna: What happened? *walks over to hole in the wall and breaks off a piece* It smells like..graham crackers???
Bakura: What is this? Some kind of a joke?
Yami Mesuna: Well, even if it is, let's get outta here before we get caught..*jumps through*
Bakura: *eats part of the wall* MMMmmmm..tasty! *jumps through, then sees Yami Malik and Yami Mesuna staring at row of 200 guards surrounding them*
Isis and Kiaba: *push through the guards to see Bakura, Yami Mesuna, and Yami Malik*
Isis: So, you're trying to escape?
Kaiba: That's so cute!
Bakura: Kaiba?!? Did you just say..cute?!?
Yami Malik: We will get out of here! No light sister of mine is going to stop me, either!!!
Yami Mesuna: Who are you callin' CUTE?!?
Kaiba: Spicy attitude you got there, girlie..*holds Yami Mesuna's chin* Think you're big, don't cha?
Yami Mesuna: *slaps Kaiba in the face*
Kaiba: *stumbles*
Yami Mesuna: Keep your hands off me!
Kaiba: Owww..hey! Aren't you that girl that smacked me in the face with my briefcase?!?
Yami Mesuna: Yeah! Duh!!! Where is your briefcase, by the way?
Kaiba: Right..HERE!!! *swings briefcase at Yami Mesuna*
Yami Mesuna: *dodges by doing a triple back flip, kicking Kaiba in the face with her first flip*
Kaiba: *falls back* owww.*passes out; red foot imprint appears on his face*
Yami Malik: Hey, where did the guards go?
Bakura: *looks around*
Guards: *running off*
Isis: cowards..I guess I'll have to deal with you myself..
Yami Malik: Isis..why are you after us?
Voice: I see you have figured out my plan..
Bakura: Plan? Plan? What plan???
Yami *walks aimlessly to where the other Yami's are* Hey, guys! Wait, I know that voice..SHADI!!!
Shadi: *appears* Isis..you have served me well..*makes Isis's fingers touch the millenium key* You have made a fine puppet Isis..
Isis: *falls unconscious*
Shadi: As for you, you have made a big mistake coming here, Mesuna. I have been looking for you..
Yami: Say hello to principal..Isis Ishtar..
Yami Malik: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHH *pause* AAAAAAAAA AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!
Isis: What's the matter, little Yami Mawikie?
Yami Malik: Don't call me that!
Isis: Okay..little Yami Mawikie..
Bakura and Yami Mesuna: *trying to hold back laughter*
Isis: See? Your friends are being mature about this..
Bakura and Yami Mesuna: BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!! *holding sides and laughing*
Yami Malik: Isis! Now look what you did! Stop laughing!
Bakura and Yami Mesuna: *still laughing* HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!
Yami Malik: Stop, bakas!
Bakura and Yami Mesuna: *laughing* HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!
Yami Malik: ANATO AMO KUSO!!!
Everyone: *gasps*
Bakura: *gets up* Why..you..little!!! *choking Yami Malik*
Isis: Get off him! Get off Yami Malik!
Bakura: *pulled off by security* Don't touch me! This is clearly harassment!!! RAPE!!! RAPE!!!
Security men: Okay, let's go..you need some time in the cell..
Yami Mesuna: No! You don't have a right to do this!
Security man: You wanna go too, missy?
Yami Mesuna: No! Who are you calling missy?!? *rages*
Yami Malik: *holding her back*
Bakura: *being pulled away in straight jacket*
Yami Malik: *lets go* You know..
Yami Mesuna: Please don't say it Yami Malik..
Yami: We should help him!
Yami Mesuna: *slaps hand over her face* No! There is no way I'm getting stuck in there myself! I've worn a straight jacket too long today!
Yami Malik: *pleading* C'mon!
Yami Mesuna: No! There is no way I'm going to do it!
~ 5 minutes later ~
Yami Mesuna: I can't believe I'm doing it.. *being let out of straight jacket by security men*
Security men: *unlock Bakura's cell and throw Yami Mesuna in; lock cell*
Bakura: Just be glad you chose to do this..I had to come here..
Yami Mesuna: *pacing around the cell door* I didn't chose! Yami Malik forced me!!! *grips bars on cell door* LEMME OUTTA HERE!!!
Yami Malik: *skipping around outside cell* la la la la la
Yami Mesuna: I'm gonna kill you, Yami Malik!!! GET ME OUT!!!
Bakura: Face it, we're not getting out..at least not anytime soon..
Yami Mesuna: LET ME OUT!!! LET ME OUT!!! Let Me OUT!!! Let Me OUT!!! *whiny voice, slumping down side of cell door* let..me..out..let..me..out..
Bakura: Does she listen to me? //no, I didn't think so..//
~ later ~
Yami Mesuna: For the love of Ra! I feel like I've been here for an eternity! Can you please let me out NOW???
Bakura: Yami Mesuna?
Yami Mesuna: Yeah? What?
Bakura: *points to his watch* You've only been in here less than two minutes
Yami Mesuna: oh..
~ 4 hours later ~
Yami Malik: *thrown in cell* Oww..You didn't have to throw me in that hard!!!
Yami Mesuna: Well, well, well..look who it is..
Yami Malik: heh he heh..
Bakura: Come to join us in our cell, have you?
Yami Malik: Please don't hurt me!
Yami Mesuna: You got us stuck in here! Why should we not hurt you?
Yami Malik: Uh..'cause my sister runs the school?
Bakura: Not a good enough answer..
Yami Mesuna: Oh, I agree..*beats up Yami Malik*
~ 5 minutes later ~
Yami Malik: *beat up; on the ground* Uh..
Yami Mesuna: So, little Yami Mawikie..
Yami Malik: Don't..call..me..that
Bakura: So how did you get stuck in here?
Yami Malik: I..beat..up..one of..the..guards..
Bakura: Well, as long as we're in the cell, why don't we try to find a way out of here?
Yami Mesuna: But how?
Bakura: I dunno. I might still have a grenade left..
~ In Isis's office ~
Isis and Kaiba: *watching the Yami's on a tv by the camera planted in their cell*
Kaiba: Trying to get out, are you? What do you suppose we do, Isis?
Isis: Don't worry, Seto..we're ready..
~ back in the cell ~
Bakura: *patting his pockets* I..don't..seem to..have any..grenades..on..me..
Yami Malik: Oh, great..*leans against wall of cell* now we're never gonna get out of here..
Wall: *crumbles to dust where Yami Malik sat*
Yami Malik: Whoa! *falls over*
Yami Mesuna: What happened? *walks over to hole in the wall and breaks off a piece* It smells like..graham crackers???
Bakura: What is this? Some kind of a joke?
Yami Mesuna: Well, even if it is, let's get outta here before we get caught..*jumps through*
Bakura: *eats part of the wall* MMMmmmm..tasty! *jumps through, then sees Yami Malik and Yami Mesuna staring at row of 200 guards surrounding them*
Isis and Kiaba: *push through the guards to see Bakura, Yami Mesuna, and Yami Malik*
Isis: So, you're trying to escape?
Kaiba: That's so cute!
Bakura: Kaiba?!? Did you just say..cute?!?
Yami Malik: We will get out of here! No light sister of mine is going to stop me, either!!!
Yami Mesuna: Who are you callin' CUTE?!?
Kaiba: Spicy attitude you got there, girlie..*holds Yami Mesuna's chin* Think you're big, don't cha?
Yami Mesuna: *slaps Kaiba in the face*
Kaiba: *stumbles*
Yami Mesuna: Keep your hands off me!
Kaiba: Owww..hey! Aren't you that girl that smacked me in the face with my briefcase?!?
Yami Mesuna: Yeah! Duh!!! Where is your briefcase, by the way?
Kaiba: Right..HERE!!! *swings briefcase at Yami Mesuna*
Yami Mesuna: *dodges by doing a triple back flip, kicking Kaiba in the face with her first flip*
Kaiba: *falls back* owww.*passes out; red foot imprint appears on his face*
Yami Malik: Hey, where did the guards go?
Bakura: *looks around*
Guards: *running off*
Isis: cowards..I guess I'll have to deal with you myself..
Yami Malik: Isis..why are you after us?
Voice: I see you have figured out my plan..
Bakura: Plan? Plan? What plan???
Yami *walks aimlessly to where the other Yami's are* Hey, guys! Wait, I know that voice..SHADI!!!
Shadi: *appears* Isis..you have served me well..*makes Isis's fingers touch the millenium key* You have made a fine puppet Isis..
Isis: *falls unconscious*
Shadi: As for you, you have made a big mistake coming here, Mesuna. I have been looking for you..
