A/N: Hello, hello, hello! And welcome one and all to the second chapter of
Generation 2! TT Even though none of you are reading this fic, I'm gonna
write it n-e ways. *starts crying* Please, people! If you don't review,
I'll be so sad I might just leave ff.net! And I know how you love my other
fic, 'Rock-a-bye'. This chapter is gonna be funny-ish. And it's changed to
PG-13 for swearing and Anita trying to make Lexi a, 'Mini-Me' if you will,
of herself.
Disclaimer: I don't own Pokemon. I told you that already. You're dumber than Ash if you haven't figured that out.
Chapter 2: "Nani?!"
"Alexis. Stephani. Waterflower." That, was my mom. Misty Waterflower. Yeah, you heard me. Annie brought me home at 3:45 this morning. I have the hangover from Hell. "What were you THINKING?!?!?!?!?! You could have been raped, killed! Hell, you could have become like Anita!" She was saying this 'cause Anita has 8 kids at 20 years of age.
"That's who I was with. Anita. I was with her because she and Annie are the only ones who care."
"Lexi, don't talk like that. I care."
"No! You don't really care! You're just saying that 'cause you're obligated to care. You're my mom, for crying out loud!!!"
"What makes you think I don't really care?"
"You would have looked for me, you would have found Daddy by now."
"Your father is a trainer. I can't find him. Nor does he know you exist."
"Yeah. Well, still."
"In other news, it's 11:30 AM, and I have to go to the science lab. You need to go with Annie to get you're next mission."
"Ok, Mama."
******************************************
I met up with Annie just as she was walking out of the Boss' office building. "Hey, Annie!"
"Hello, Lexi." She greeted me.
"Don't look at them Sakura, you might catch their insanity." Said one Tetsue Morgan to his little sister.
"Hey," I said, grabbing his shirt. "Insanity is not contagious, Morgan. And if it was, Annie and I don't have it." I let go of him, "Better watch out, 'Sue, Don't wanna be called a girl!" As I was leaving him fuming, I took the bandana that kept his dark violet hair straight up. No da (You know), even though he was the youngest son of Jessie and James Morgan, he looked more like Miyamoto. Maybe that's why he never hung around with his mom. It probably made her cry. Poor Jessica. What happened to her was like what would happen to me if I lost Anita or Annie.
"I'll get you for that, Miss Red! Just you wait!" he yelled after me.
"Ignore him, Lexi. He just wants a reaction." Said Annie reassuringly.
"You know what, Annie? You're more like my mom than Misty is."
"Thank you, Lexi." we walked in silence for a wile.
"So, what's our mission for today?" I asked, tucking my blue-and-orange bangs behind my ears.
"Nothing much, Misty just needs some Dratini to study. Oh! And she needs more fire stones to work with." The main project my mom was working on was 'Project: Laptini'. Another one was trying to enhance elemental stones. We'd already turned a water stone into an aqua stone, a thunder stone into a spark stone, and enhanced a leaf stone that we have yet to name, a moon stone into a luna stone, and all that was left was the fire stone.
"You go to Tom Cilani for the fire stones, and I'll go to the Safari Zone for the Dratini." I stated.
"Ok. See ya later, Lex'!"
****************************************** Later that day...
I was training with my Aunt Sabrina. Why must I be the end result of a bunch of famous people? "Lexi, my dear. You seem stressed. What's wrong?" she asked me with a motherly smile on her face.
"Misty and I had a fight."
"Which kind of fight?"
"The you-don't-care-about-me-you-just-have-to-and-if-you-really-did-I-would- know-my-real-last-name one."
"Oh. I'm sorry. What did you see out there today?"
"A flock of violet Pidgiot, 5 white Voltorb, and a Haichu."
"Did you say a Haichu?" she looked surprised. (A/N: Haichu is the legendary evolved form of Raichu. Sort of a 'Pokegod'.)
"Yes. Why?"
"I've only seen one Pikachu with that kind potential."
"Whose?"
"The one that belongs to your father."
****************************************** (A/N: the following scene is from third person, not Lexi's POV) Still later that day...
"Hey, twerp." Misty said to the black haired man.
"Hello, Rocket." he replied, taking off his Pokemon League hat.
"Thanks for coming."
"How's it been? I mean being in Team Rocket can't be easy."
"Well, it's not easy. But we aren't slaves. We usually get an assignment, get it done, and so on. Of course, when Gio-sensei wants something done fast, you do it fast. Or else. So, what's life in hiding like?"
"In a word: hectic. Since I came within 10 miles of Viridian, assassins have been hunting me, and I haven't gotten a good nights sleep either."
"Ash? Will you come back with me?"
"Misty! Are you insane??!?! If go back with you, I'll be dead in 10 seconds!!!"
' I'm not crazy, but our daughter will be if she doesn't meet you soon.' She thought, but she said, "No, you won't. I'll pretend to have caught your pokemon, and you are a captive."
"Misty. They'll recognize me!"
"Well, they might. But my apartment is right on the edge of the city. And the only dan'n there are Ritchie, Todd, and Gary. There's also Tom, but he's probably goofing off with Anita."
"Fine, I'll go. But just for tonight. Got it?"
"I got it, Ash."
At Misty's apartment............
I was about to get ready to go clubbing with Anita, when I heard voices outside to door. "Come on! There's someone I really want you to meet!" Ugh. My mom. She opened the door, and with her, was my dad. I promptly fainted. When I woke up, my mom was standing over me. I looked around and Ash was sitting on the couch. I gave Misty a big hug.
"You found him! You found him! Arigatoarigatoarigato!!!!!" I said
"Misty? Who's she talking about?" asked the man who was supposed to be my father asked.
I stood up and asked, "Mama, why didn't you tell him about me?"
"'Cause I haven't had a chance." She turned to my father and said, "Ash, I'd like you to meet Alexis. She's your daughter."
"NANI?!?!?!?1?"
"Yeah. I'm Alexis, but only you and Mama can call me that. If any one else does, they die. I'm 14 years old, a Red Rocket, and you, Ash, are my dad."
"But....., HOW??!?!?!?!?!?!!!"
"Well, it's really quite simple. Rare candy, though great for Pokemon, does strange things to people. It does even stranger things to Pokemorphs and Anthros." I explained.
"And just how do you know this?" asked Misty.
"Anita uses it."
"Oh, so of course you know. She's probably gotten you to use it a few times."
"No, mom. I'll get drunk and such, but I don't do drugs." There was a knock at the door. "I'll get it."
"Hey-ey!" it was Anita.
"Hey, 'Nita."
"You ready to go?"
"Yeah. See you later, Mom."
"Lexi! You be back before 2 AM this time!"
"Fine, Mom!"
XD Mwahaha! Cliffhanger!!!!! I'm evil!!!!!
Disclaimer: I don't own Pokemon. I told you that already. You're dumber than Ash if you haven't figured that out.
Chapter 2: "Nani?!"
"Alexis. Stephani. Waterflower." That, was my mom. Misty Waterflower. Yeah, you heard me. Annie brought me home at 3:45 this morning. I have the hangover from Hell. "What were you THINKING?!?!?!?!?! You could have been raped, killed! Hell, you could have become like Anita!" She was saying this 'cause Anita has 8 kids at 20 years of age.
"That's who I was with. Anita. I was with her because she and Annie are the only ones who care."
"Lexi, don't talk like that. I care."
"No! You don't really care! You're just saying that 'cause you're obligated to care. You're my mom, for crying out loud!!!"
"What makes you think I don't really care?"
"You would have looked for me, you would have found Daddy by now."
"Your father is a trainer. I can't find him. Nor does he know you exist."
"Yeah. Well, still."
"In other news, it's 11:30 AM, and I have to go to the science lab. You need to go with Annie to get you're next mission."
"Ok, Mama."
******************************************
I met up with Annie just as she was walking out of the Boss' office building. "Hey, Annie!"
"Hello, Lexi." She greeted me.
"Don't look at them Sakura, you might catch their insanity." Said one Tetsue Morgan to his little sister.
"Hey," I said, grabbing his shirt. "Insanity is not contagious, Morgan. And if it was, Annie and I don't have it." I let go of him, "Better watch out, 'Sue, Don't wanna be called a girl!" As I was leaving him fuming, I took the bandana that kept his dark violet hair straight up. No da (You know), even though he was the youngest son of Jessie and James Morgan, he looked more like Miyamoto. Maybe that's why he never hung around with his mom. It probably made her cry. Poor Jessica. What happened to her was like what would happen to me if I lost Anita or Annie.
"I'll get you for that, Miss Red! Just you wait!" he yelled after me.
"Ignore him, Lexi. He just wants a reaction." Said Annie reassuringly.
"You know what, Annie? You're more like my mom than Misty is."
"Thank you, Lexi." we walked in silence for a wile.
"So, what's our mission for today?" I asked, tucking my blue-and-orange bangs behind my ears.
"Nothing much, Misty just needs some Dratini to study. Oh! And she needs more fire stones to work with." The main project my mom was working on was 'Project: Laptini'. Another one was trying to enhance elemental stones. We'd already turned a water stone into an aqua stone, a thunder stone into a spark stone, and enhanced a leaf stone that we have yet to name, a moon stone into a luna stone, and all that was left was the fire stone.
"You go to Tom Cilani for the fire stones, and I'll go to the Safari Zone for the Dratini." I stated.
"Ok. See ya later, Lex'!"
****************************************** Later that day...
I was training with my Aunt Sabrina. Why must I be the end result of a bunch of famous people? "Lexi, my dear. You seem stressed. What's wrong?" she asked me with a motherly smile on her face.
"Misty and I had a fight."
"Which kind of fight?"
"The you-don't-care-about-me-you-just-have-to-and-if-you-really-did-I-would- know-my-real-last-name one."
"Oh. I'm sorry. What did you see out there today?"
"A flock of violet Pidgiot, 5 white Voltorb, and a Haichu."
"Did you say a Haichu?" she looked surprised. (A/N: Haichu is the legendary evolved form of Raichu. Sort of a 'Pokegod'.)
"Yes. Why?"
"I've only seen one Pikachu with that kind potential."
"Whose?"
"The one that belongs to your father."
****************************************** (A/N: the following scene is from third person, not Lexi's POV) Still later that day...
"Hey, twerp." Misty said to the black haired man.
"Hello, Rocket." he replied, taking off his Pokemon League hat.
"Thanks for coming."
"How's it been? I mean being in Team Rocket can't be easy."
"Well, it's not easy. But we aren't slaves. We usually get an assignment, get it done, and so on. Of course, when Gio-sensei wants something done fast, you do it fast. Or else. So, what's life in hiding like?"
"In a word: hectic. Since I came within 10 miles of Viridian, assassins have been hunting me, and I haven't gotten a good nights sleep either."
"Ash? Will you come back with me?"
"Misty! Are you insane??!?! If go back with you, I'll be dead in 10 seconds!!!"
' I'm not crazy, but our daughter will be if she doesn't meet you soon.' She thought, but she said, "No, you won't. I'll pretend to have caught your pokemon, and you are a captive."
"Misty. They'll recognize me!"
"Well, they might. But my apartment is right on the edge of the city. And the only dan'n there are Ritchie, Todd, and Gary. There's also Tom, but he's probably goofing off with Anita."
"Fine, I'll go. But just for tonight. Got it?"
"I got it, Ash."
At Misty's apartment............
I was about to get ready to go clubbing with Anita, when I heard voices outside to door. "Come on! There's someone I really want you to meet!" Ugh. My mom. She opened the door, and with her, was my dad. I promptly fainted. When I woke up, my mom was standing over me. I looked around and Ash was sitting on the couch. I gave Misty a big hug.
"You found him! You found him! Arigatoarigatoarigato!!!!!" I said
"Misty? Who's she talking about?" asked the man who was supposed to be my father asked.
I stood up and asked, "Mama, why didn't you tell him about me?"
"'Cause I haven't had a chance." She turned to my father and said, "Ash, I'd like you to meet Alexis. She's your daughter."
"NANI?!?!?!?1?"
"Yeah. I'm Alexis, but only you and Mama can call me that. If any one else does, they die. I'm 14 years old, a Red Rocket, and you, Ash, are my dad."
"But....., HOW??!?!?!?!?!?!!!"
"Well, it's really quite simple. Rare candy, though great for Pokemon, does strange things to people. It does even stranger things to Pokemorphs and Anthros." I explained.
"And just how do you know this?" asked Misty.
"Anita uses it."
"Oh, so of course you know. She's probably gotten you to use it a few times."
"No, mom. I'll get drunk and such, but I don't do drugs." There was a knock at the door. "I'll get it."
"Hey-ey!" it was Anita.
"Hey, 'Nita."
"You ready to go?"
"Yeah. See you later, Mom."
"Lexi! You be back before 2 AM this time!"
"Fine, Mom!"
XD Mwahaha! Cliffhanger!!!!! I'm evil!!!!!
