BARNEY, TELITUBBIES & BLUES CLUES, OH, MY!!!

With Yu Yu Hakasho, Yu-Gi-Ho, & Terminator

Disclaimer: I do not own BNY, TTB, BC, YYH, YGO, or Tir Howdy-ho, my OC is Hiiron, Hiei's younger brother. But he doesn't know that, so shhhhh!

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Everyone: *sleeping*

Hiiron: *dazed* Where am I?

Barney: Well, you're with me! Golly Gee!

Hiiron: Oh, you ugly mother______! What the ____ why can't I cuss?

Barney: Well, the writer made it so you can't cuss on television in front of little children

Hiiron: ____! Hiei, Kurama, HHHHHHHEEEEEEEEELLLLLLLLLPPPPPPPPPPP!!!

Hiei: Five more minutes.

Kurama: Huh, what? I didn't do it!!

Hiiron: ____!! Yusuke!!

Yusuke: What, I'm up? Huh, WHAAAAAA! *Dies of fright*

Hiiron: ____ THIS!!! *Jacks terminators gun* DIE YOU _______!! *Pulls trigger*

Barney: Golly Gee!! This tickles!!! *Starts dancing in the bullets*

Hiiron: OH YOU _______, _______, WHY DON'T YOU DANCE IN YOUR ____!!!

Terminator: *wakes up, grabs Hiiron* SHUT UP & WHERE'S MY GUN!!!

Hiiron: *puts gun behind back and whistles innocently*

Hiei and Kurama: Zzzzzzz.

Gun: *ammo cartridge falls out*

Hiiron: O.O Um, Kurama made me do it!

Kurama: *wakes up* Did not! *goes back to sleep*

Terminator: Whatever *takes gun* Now, come with me if you want to live.

Barney: No, he's here to play with me and all the little kiddies!

Little Kiddies: Yay!

Terminator: Oh yeah? *shoots little kiddies*

Hiei: *wakes up*

Terminator, Hiiron, and Hiei: Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Hiiron: ^______________^

Hiei: *wakes up Kurama*

Kurama: What's up?

Hiei: We gotta run with a kid and robot to escape the mass hordes of angry kids and parents. Oh, and a gay purple dinosaur wants to eat our heads.

Angry hordes of kids and parents: GRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR!!!

All: Meep! *run away*

Terminator: Oh, & it's cybernetic-organism!!!!!!!!

Hiei: Shut up and run you ______!!!

~In the YGO world~

Pegasus: *watching Barney* I can't believe they canceled Funny Bunny and replaced it with this mindless puppet show! (A/N.- Get it?)

Croquet: Sir, you have visitors.

Pegasus: Oh goody! Bring them up.

Croquet: But sir, there is one slight problem.

Pegasus: What's that?

Croquet: What's what?

Pegasus: The problem?

Croquet: Oh. Well, the visitors are Yugi Motou and Ryou Bakura.

Pegasus: ^_^0 You're joking, yes?

Croquet: No.

Pegasus: No?

Croquet: No.

Pegasus: Darn. Well, let them in.

Croquet: Very good sir. *leaves*

~a minute later~

Yugi: Hello, Pegasus.

Pegasus: Hello, Yugi-boy. *coughmidgetcough*

Yugi: I'm sorry?

Pegasus: Nothing. Ryou-boy, why are back there?

Ryou: I'm merely restraining my Yami from damaging anyone's mind again.

Pegasus: Good idea. So what can I do for you?

Yugi: *staring at TV* Um, why are you watching Barney?

Pegasus: Um, no reason. Wait, what is that?

Ryou: *comes and looks at TV screen* Dear me, that looks like a portal!

Yugi: Into what, I wonder?

Ryou: *morphs into Bakura*

Bakura: Well, I'm gonna find out! *jumps in*

Yugi: Bakura! *jumps in*

Pegasus: Oh joy, I needed a little vacation! *jumps in*

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Hiiron: So begins the adventures in TV-land! What horrors will await our friends as the groups of YGO, Terminator, and YYH meet?

Yusuke: Horrors?

Hiiron: ^_______________________________________^

Yusuke: R+R...