BARNEY, TELITUBBIES & BLUES CLUES, OH, MY!!!
With Yu Yu Hakasho, Yu-Gi-Ho, & Terminator
Disclaimer: I do not own BNY, TTB, BC, YYH, YGO, or Tir Howdy-ho, my OC is Hiiron, Hiei's younger brother. But he doesn't know that, so shhhhh!
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Everyone: *sleeping*
Hiiron: *dazed* Where am I?
Barney: Well, you're with me! Golly Gee!
Hiiron: Oh, you ugly mother______! What the ____ why can't I cuss?
Barney: Well, the writer made it so you can't cuss on television in front of little children
Hiiron: ____! Hiei, Kurama, HHHHHHHEEEEEEEEELLLLLLLLLPPPPPPPPPPP!!!
Hiei: Five more minutes.
Kurama: Huh, what? I didn't do it!!
Hiiron: ____!! Yusuke!!
Yusuke: What, I'm up? Huh, WHAAAAAA! *Dies of fright*
Hiiron: ____ THIS!!! *Jacks terminators gun* DIE YOU _______!! *Pulls trigger*
Barney: Golly Gee!! This tickles!!! *Starts dancing in the bullets*
Hiiron: OH YOU _______, _______, WHY DON'T YOU DANCE IN YOUR ____!!!
Terminator: *wakes up, grabs Hiiron* SHUT UP & WHERE'S MY GUN!!!
Hiiron: *puts gun behind back and whistles innocently*
Hiei and Kurama: Zzzzzzz.
Gun: *ammo cartridge falls out*
Hiiron: O.O Um, Kurama made me do it!
Kurama: *wakes up* Did not! *goes back to sleep*
Terminator: Whatever *takes gun* Now, come with me if you want to live.
Barney: No, he's here to play with me and all the little kiddies!
Little Kiddies: Yay!
Terminator: Oh yeah? *shoots little kiddies*
Hiei: *wakes up*
Terminator, Hiiron, and Hiei: Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Hiiron: ^______________^
Hiei: *wakes up Kurama*
Kurama: What's up?
Hiei: We gotta run with a kid and robot to escape the mass hordes of angry kids and parents. Oh, and a gay purple dinosaur wants to eat our heads.
Angry hordes of kids and parents: GRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR!!!
All: Meep! *run away*
Terminator: Oh, & it's cybernetic-organism!!!!!!!!
Hiei: Shut up and run you ______!!!
~In the YGO world~
Pegasus: *watching Barney* I can't believe they canceled Funny Bunny and replaced it with this mindless puppet show! (A/N.- Get it?)
Croquet: Sir, you have visitors.
Pegasus: Oh goody! Bring them up.
Croquet: But sir, there is one slight problem.
Pegasus: What's that?
Croquet: What's what?
Pegasus: The problem?
Croquet: Oh. Well, the visitors are Yugi Motou and Ryou Bakura.
Pegasus: ^_^0 You're joking, yes?
Croquet: No.
Pegasus: No?
Croquet: No.
Pegasus: Darn. Well, let them in.
Croquet: Very good sir. *leaves*
~a minute later~
Yugi: Hello, Pegasus.
Pegasus: Hello, Yugi-boy. *coughmidgetcough*
Yugi: I'm sorry?
Pegasus: Nothing. Ryou-boy, why are back there?
Ryou: I'm merely restraining my Yami from damaging anyone's mind again.
Pegasus: Good idea. So what can I do for you?
Yugi: *staring at TV* Um, why are you watching Barney?
Pegasus: Um, no reason. Wait, what is that?
Ryou: *comes and looks at TV screen* Dear me, that looks like a portal!
Yugi: Into what, I wonder?
Ryou: *morphs into Bakura*
Bakura: Well, I'm gonna find out! *jumps in*
Yugi: Bakura! *jumps in*
Pegasus: Oh joy, I needed a little vacation! *jumps in*
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Hiiron: So begins the adventures in TV-land! What horrors will await our friends as the groups of YGO, Terminator, and YYH meet?
Yusuke: Horrors?
Hiiron: ^_______________________________________^
Yusuke: R+R...
With Yu Yu Hakasho, Yu-Gi-Ho, & Terminator
Disclaimer: I do not own BNY, TTB, BC, YYH, YGO, or Tir Howdy-ho, my OC is Hiiron, Hiei's younger brother. But he doesn't know that, so shhhhh!
#$@#$#$#$#$#$#$
Everyone: *sleeping*
Hiiron: *dazed* Where am I?
Barney: Well, you're with me! Golly Gee!
Hiiron: Oh, you ugly mother______! What the ____ why can't I cuss?
Barney: Well, the writer made it so you can't cuss on television in front of little children
Hiiron: ____! Hiei, Kurama, HHHHHHHEEEEEEEEELLLLLLLLLPPPPPPPPPPP!!!
Hiei: Five more minutes.
Kurama: Huh, what? I didn't do it!!
Hiiron: ____!! Yusuke!!
Yusuke: What, I'm up? Huh, WHAAAAAA! *Dies of fright*
Hiiron: ____ THIS!!! *Jacks terminators gun* DIE YOU _______!! *Pulls trigger*
Barney: Golly Gee!! This tickles!!! *Starts dancing in the bullets*
Hiiron: OH YOU _______, _______, WHY DON'T YOU DANCE IN YOUR ____!!!
Terminator: *wakes up, grabs Hiiron* SHUT UP & WHERE'S MY GUN!!!
Hiiron: *puts gun behind back and whistles innocently*
Hiei and Kurama: Zzzzzzz.
Gun: *ammo cartridge falls out*
Hiiron: O.O Um, Kurama made me do it!
Kurama: *wakes up* Did not! *goes back to sleep*
Terminator: Whatever *takes gun* Now, come with me if you want to live.
Barney: No, he's here to play with me and all the little kiddies!
Little Kiddies: Yay!
Terminator: Oh yeah? *shoots little kiddies*
Hiei: *wakes up*
Terminator, Hiiron, and Hiei: Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Hiiron: ^______________^
Hiei: *wakes up Kurama*
Kurama: What's up?
Hiei: We gotta run with a kid and robot to escape the mass hordes of angry kids and parents. Oh, and a gay purple dinosaur wants to eat our heads.
Angry hordes of kids and parents: GRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR!!!
All: Meep! *run away*
Terminator: Oh, & it's cybernetic-organism!!!!!!!!
Hiei: Shut up and run you ______!!!
~In the YGO world~
Pegasus: *watching Barney* I can't believe they canceled Funny Bunny and replaced it with this mindless puppet show! (A/N.- Get it?)
Croquet: Sir, you have visitors.
Pegasus: Oh goody! Bring them up.
Croquet: But sir, there is one slight problem.
Pegasus: What's that?
Croquet: What's what?
Pegasus: The problem?
Croquet: Oh. Well, the visitors are Yugi Motou and Ryou Bakura.
Pegasus: ^_^0 You're joking, yes?
Croquet: No.
Pegasus: No?
Croquet: No.
Pegasus: Darn. Well, let them in.
Croquet: Very good sir. *leaves*
~a minute later~
Yugi: Hello, Pegasus.
Pegasus: Hello, Yugi-boy. *coughmidgetcough*
Yugi: I'm sorry?
Pegasus: Nothing. Ryou-boy, why are back there?
Ryou: I'm merely restraining my Yami from damaging anyone's mind again.
Pegasus: Good idea. So what can I do for you?
Yugi: *staring at TV* Um, why are you watching Barney?
Pegasus: Um, no reason. Wait, what is that?
Ryou: *comes and looks at TV screen* Dear me, that looks like a portal!
Yugi: Into what, I wonder?
Ryou: *morphs into Bakura*
Bakura: Well, I'm gonna find out! *jumps in*
Yugi: Bakura! *jumps in*
Pegasus: Oh joy, I needed a little vacation! *jumps in*
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Hiiron: So begins the adventures in TV-land! What horrors will await our friends as the groups of YGO, Terminator, and YYH meet?
Yusuke: Horrors?
Hiiron: ^_______________________________________^
Yusuke: R+R...
