Galaxy sighed. The day had basically been a waste. Majesty had left, shrieking whenever Pinky spoke a single word, or even looked at her. Fizzy had left to look after the baby ponies, it was her day on nursery duty at the Lullabye Nursery. Galaxy looked for Tiffany, but couldn't find her in the castle's halls, the throne room, or in her room.

When she finally did find her, it was in the courtyard, and it was too late. Tiffany was engrossed in conversation with a very angry looking gnome, babbling in a language somewhere between English and Gnomish about Baby Firefly landing in his tulip patch.

Baby Firefly sat in the corner, bawling louder than... well we'll just say that it was *really* loud. Firefly was soothing her baby and glaring at the gnome, who was by then shaking his tiny fist at Tiffany and looking quite red in the face. He looked all for the world, with his pointed red had and crimson face, like a radish with clothes.

The pink unicorn tossed a lock of bright red hair out of her eye, and walked slowly towards her room down the hallway, feeling hopeless. She sighed loudly, almsot causing Pinky to fall off her shoulder.

"What's wrong, Galaxy?" asked Pinky "It's a glo-orious day! Troz!"

Galaxy smiled a bit. "You're right. Why don't we go for a walk in the woods?"

"Narfalicious!" replied Pinky

Galaxy took that as a yes.

* * *

Majesty relaxed as she lay on the grass outside the small thatched cottage above her. She sighed in contentment at the feeling of peacefulness of being alone, and... err... alone. The last time she had felt this had been just before the Great Gnome revolt.

Suddenly she stood up. "I think I'll go for a walk." She told a caterpillar on a nearby leaf. It ignored her and continued chomping down on it's green meal. Majesty turned to the trail between the fence. She trotted to it, and sung open the gate.

She whistled a nameless tune, frolicking down the path and almost trampling a gnome, spearing a pixie, and crushing a squirrell. They all managed to get away, chattering almost identical... uh... chatter... and in the pixie's case, throwing pebbles. But Majesty ignored them all. She was free at last!

"La la laaaaaaa!!!" she sung at the top of her voice. It was scratchy and slightly out of tune. Some birds burst from the trees, screeching in fear, thinking a hawk was coming. Another pixie in the knot of a tree clapped tiny hands to tiny pointed ears, and glared at the passing unicorn regally.

"I'm FREEEEEEE!!!"

She closed her eyes, and happily continued her journey... until she ran into a tree. That was when she decided to go back for some Aspirin. Ahh, the wonders of Earth. Though ponies had begun to get fatter since Danny brought the first TV to Ponyland... and after WindWhistler found out how to make them.

She truned to go back down the path, but then she heard something... something sinister, and evil...

"Poit!"

That one word struck fear in her chest... or maybe it was heartburn.

At any rate, she froze as Galaxy came into view, Pinky on her shoulder. "Hello Majesty," said Galaxy. "Narf." said Pinky.

Majesty screamed and tore down the path, trampling the gnome, crashing into the pixie, and stepping on the squirrels tail.

The pixie threw rocks, the squirrel threw nuts, and the gnome threw turnips.