Contagion

Summary: How contagious is it? We've all been there.

Disclaimer: You know, I was going to bid for Jonas on EBAY, but apparently somebody already won him. I wonder how much Teal'c would go for? Oh. Sorry. What I meant to say was that Stargate Sg-1 is not mine. Not Mine. NOT MINE! Did you get that?

Rating: PG

Season: 7. I told you someone already bought Jonas, so now I am stuck with Daniel again.

Author's note: I have a story in progress that I can't seem to make any progress on, so in order to relieve some writer's block, I am sending out a few short little pieces to keep you all entertained, and hopefully stimulate my little brain for the longer story.

Yawn.

Big yawn.

From Sam.

Everybody looks.

They return their attention to the de-brief from Janet.

Another yawn.

Another large yawn.

From Daniel.

Everybody looks again. The meeting has only been going for ten minutes.

There's another yawn.

This yawn is very loud.

This yawn is very long.

It's from Teal'c.

Of COURSE everyone looks now. Dr. Frasier keeps on talking.

Until she yawns too, and excuses herself.

Everyone is already looking at her, so they have no need to look elsewhere.

Another yawn.

This yawn is stifled.

And quiet.

From General Hammond.

Only those sitting at the table look at him.

The clock on the wall ticks away the seconds at 0630 in the morning.

Everyone waits.

Who will be the next one?

They are still waiting.

No more yawns.

Just Janet Frasier talking.

A soft, pur-like snore.

From the Colonel.

No one is surprised, but everyone turns to look anyway.

Briefing is over.

Everyone's dismissed.

Except Jack.

Everyone exits the briefing room, and waits in the corridor.

A yell.

A loud yell.

A very loud, annoyed yell.

From General Hammond.

A bang.

A very loud bang, accompanied by a yelp.

From Jack.

More yelling, from Hammond.

No response from Jack.

Everyone waits.

Finally, they hear......

Yawn.

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So...did you yawn at all?