Somewhat important notes::

La la la! This is supposed to be a humor fic, cross-over between Harry Potter and Final Fantasy X. Lets, for the sake of establishing a time period, say that this occurs a year after Yuna defeats Sin, and during Harry Potter's 5th year. Yuna and Lulu are say. mid 20's, and are going to Hogwarts to be teachers. Therefore, Harry, Hermione and Ron, who are like about.. 15, 16 are mere kids to the FFX characters. Lulu is engaged to be married to her boyfriend, an OC named Arabellion. Yuna is dating no one. Tidus is still on the farplane, as is Auron. Rikku is currently re-building Home. Kimahri, loyal guardian that he is, stays with Yuna, and even decides to teach a blue magic course as well. Voldemort is alive again, and strikes down wizard villages at random. The main focus is on the FFX characters, even slight bashing of the Harry Potter people later on, basically calling their magic weak compared to the magic Yuna and Lulu possess. I will try to keep the bashing down to a minimum, but just incase, Harry Potter fans. be warned.

I do not own the characters in this story. Harry Potter and all the HP characters belong to J.K. Rowling, and FFX belongs to Squaresoft. DON'T SUE ME!

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Yuna looked around the train station. "Platform 9 ¾.. I don't see a 9 ¾." "There is obviously magic at work here.perhaps an illusion," the ever so wise Lulu observed. Kimahri, who was beginning to lament agreeing to come on this trip, simply stood there. "Kimahri. miss Spira." This was quite understandable, because despite Lulu and Yuna, both stunningly beautiful women dressed in ridiculous clothes (ridiculous by English standards, anyway) standing next to him, poor Kimahri stood out the most. The fact that he had to carry a large trunk containing the girls' clothes, Yuna's Nirvana, his Spirit Lance and several of Lulu's stuffed animal didn't' make it any better, and the fact that he was able to carry this heavy load in just one arm made him downright frightening. People either thought the zoo had lost a rare specimen, or a new store announced its opening by sending a person dressed in a costume to the train station. He found a wall to lean against, and was content to not say shit until Yuna asked him to. His summoner watched as three young teenagers, two boys and a girl, walked near them. They were carrying trunks, and dressed in black cloaks.

"Excuse me, can you tell us how to get to platform 9 ¾?" Yuna asked in her polite, soothing voice.

The three teenagers stopped dead in their tracks. In unison they spun to see who could have asked that question, expecting to see a confused first year, but found a twentieth something women in what appeared to be priestess's robe. The two boys of the group began blushing, not knowing how to answer the beauty's query.

"Uh. um. you uh.," was all the red headed one could spit out. The other boy, who had ruffled black hair, black enough to rival Lulu's raven locks, simply said nothing.

"May I ask, who are you? Why do you want to know that?" spoke up the female of the threesome. She spoke with something of a bossy manner, not quite bitchy but not at all inviting. She immediately reminded Yuna of Lulu when they had first met.

"That's none of your business. Let's say we are long distance commuters, that's all." spoke a certain black mage, her voice annoyed and commanding, yet somehow calm. The younger girl sensed it was not a good idea to cross the gothic woman, maybe because of her attitude, or maybe because at that moment, Hermione began to sense something within the two women in front of her. However, her thoughts were interrupted by a horribly loud, lion-like roar that echoed through the station, officially making everyone within a good mile or so piss their pants.

"Kimahri has found something!" the beast yelled. Up until now, none of the young teenagers had noticed him standing there, leaning against the wall.exactly at where the secret portal to the Hogwarts Express was. And he had just fallen through.

"Ah, Kimahri seems t have found our entrance," Lulu said, glad that they no longer needed the help of those.kids.

By now, Kimahri's yells had attracted the attention of just about every muggle and wizard alike. A crowd began to form around the confused Ronso. Harry, Ron and Hermione began to panic. There was only 5 minutes left before the train left, and with this huge crowd forming, they could never make it through the portal without being noticed.

Kimahri gave Yuna an apologetic and confused look. Yuna relayed that look to Lulu, who sighed and knew what to do. The black mage stuck her hand high in the air and yelled, "Multi-cast SLEEP!" A bright light radiated from her and, when Harry could open his eyes again, he was stunned. He, Ron, Hermione, the woman in white, the woman in black, and the blue creature were the only people standing. everyone else lay on the ground, asleep.

Yuna was surprised to see that the three kids from before withstood Lulu's sleep spell. They must be mages of some sort. or at least know some type of magic. Yuna was impressed, and said, "Are you students at Hogwarts?" Her answer was a timid "Yes," from the black haired boy. Yuna noticed a lightning-shaped scar on his forehead, and even she had to admit that it made him somewhat handsome, even though he's only a teenager. Lulu, on the other hand, seemed to take offense in them not falling asleep, said nothing but did offer the three a glare cold enough to make Shiva shiver. Kimahri, who had regained his composure, said, "Kimahri think we should go to the train now."

"Oh my god," Harry yelled," We only have 1 minute!"

And with that, the six people not in a deep sleep rushed through the fake wall, where luckily, everyone was still awake.

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R&R Please!! Next chapter. the fun machina train ride! *evil grin*