(A/N: This is by me. wait you don't know who me is. ok this is by Miss. Carlet.)

It was morning when James woke up to find himself on the floor his three friends asleep on top of him. " Get off me! Get off me!" James yelled in mild annoyance.

Sirius was the first awake. He wrapped his arms around James and said "I love you man."

(A/N: not like that people! Get your mind out of the gutter! *scolds in motherly tone*)

"Oh get off me." James muttered.

"Oh Jamesie don't be like that." Sirius replied. James now thoroughly annoyed yelled

"Get off me!"

(A/N: don't make me use caps lock)

"Fine." Sirius replied in mock hurt.

"Oh shut up you. Aaaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhhhh! Watership down rabbits! Run!" James shouted this and ran.

"Remus get up!" Sirius shouted. Remus was immediately up. He looked around and saw to his horror the evil rabbits trying to mate with peter. He laughed.

(A/N: is it just me or do we understand why peter betrayed them?)

"Help me!" Petey (A/N: I just love calling him Petey) shouted in a high pitched girly voice.

"Be there in a sec. Petey. I have to get my. oh hell I don't have to get anything I just. Well better you then me." Remus replied.

"Please! Oh. hey. your Bigwig right? Petey asked.

"Yeah. Why?" bigwig asked. "Well could you?.A little to the left," replied Petey.

"Ewww! I'm leaving!" Remus said and left while Petey lay back and relaxed.

(A/N: Never mind the guy is just sick. *Shudders* Why don't we go check on something less. disturbing. to say the least)

Ten minutes later after a long walk through one corridor that peopled called Hall No. 999, then through Hall No. 1000, then through Hall No. 2 (A/N: Yeah that's right 2) they turned a corner and realized that they were in front of the library so they turned around and went 96 degrees east, down Westminster Abbey Hall and went two more corridors that they couldn't name and then they went down and realized that they were in the underworld. So they turned around after getting directions from a goblin (A/N: aren't goblins supposed to eat you or something?) they ended up finding their way back to the school, crossed a bridge and ended up in Middle Earth (A/N: ok wait, how did that get there?), after getting some directions from some guy named Elrond, they went and their way back to the school. They followed the directions as best they could but soon found themselves in a room full of dirty laundry (A/N: dun un dun un Jaws theme in case you didn't catch that you slow minded turtles! Um don't ask.) They looked around and suddenly Sirius panicked and ran out of the room screaming like a little sissy girl. James and Remus were completely stupefied at Sirius' sudden outburst. Little did they know that the socks were coming up from behind. After being attacked by the socks and somehow winning (A/N: Wow! I guess I'm feeling generous or something.) they ran out of the room to find Sirius laying in a fetal position rocking back and forth sucking his thumb on the floor. Remus and James understanding why he was in a fetal position picked him up and started walking towards the Great Hall. little did they know (A/N: they don't know nothing do they?) they were going the wrong way and ended up down the hall from the common room. They then decided to give up. (A/N: They gave up already?! A song comes to mind: If at first you don't succeed, pick yourself up and try again!)

"Anyways," mumbled Sirius.

"What'd you say?" asked James and Remus in unison.

"Nothing." And so they gave up and headed to the common room. They had missed breakfast anyways.

I put all this because its hard to change something then automatically change back.

~~~~~~~~~~~After leaving the common room they came back and were heading down the hall towards the common room.~~~~~~~~~~~~

Ok, so maybe not.