Hey People I am back! *sniff * Such a long time..

Okay this fic is based on My FFX couples summed up in 5 mins but INSTEAD is Final Fantasy 8 couples summed up.. Please Read and Review!

Disclaimer: I sadly do not own these guys.. but if you thought i did.. come here....closer....closer....closer.. YOU ARE A FUCKING MORON!!

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~*~Squall and Rinoa~*~

Squall:........

Rinoa: Your cute!

Squall:...

Rinoa: Dance with me?

Squall:.......

Rinoa: I love you Squall

Squall: ....whatever..

~*~Quistis and Seifer~*~

Quistis: Seifer you have turned traitor!

Seifer: So?

Quistis: Bad boys need to be punished *whip lash*

Seifer: O_O

~*~ Zell and Selphie ~*~

Selphie: Hiya!

Zell: What? *punching air*

Selphie: ^_^

Zell: I never noticed how pretty you where...

Selphie: Wanna go on a train ride?

Zell: Oh God Yes!

~*~ Irvine and (basically anyone)~*~

Irvine: Oh god i am a little pussy and I cant fire the gun...

(Any girl): But your so hot that I dont care!

Irvine: Ah its good being good looking.. You can get away with anything *wink*

~*~ Seifer and Zell~*~

Seifer: Your a chicken wuss!

Zell: Grrr

Seifer: Your stupid!

Zell: Grr

*both start making out with each other*

~*~ Seifer and Squall~*~

Seifer: Puberty Boy!

Squall:.....

Seifer: Actually.. I dont hate you Squall.. You see all along I have loved you...

Squall: ..uh..

Seifer: Hush Squall you dont need to say a thing.. i know...

Squall: *blink*

~*~ Squall and Zell~*~

Zell: Can i see your "gunblade" Squall? *wink wink

Squall:....no..

Zell: But Squall...

Squall: *cough* not in public *cough*

Zell: *whisper* meet me at the dock

Squall:..*nods*

~*~ Zell and Quistis~*~

Zell: Your hot..

Quistis: Zell you have been a baaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaad boy *whip lash*

Zell: Thank you god!

~*~ Rinoa and Seifer~*~

Rinoa: Seifer.. I still love you.. you see with Squall we have a promblem with talking..

Seifer: Oh Rinoa! I see the error of my ways.. PLEASE TAKE ME BACK!! I still love you also

Rinoa: *happy*

~*~ Rinoa, Quistis, and Selphie~*~

Rinoa: tee Hee lets have a little lez orgy!

Quistis: Okay! Luckily i brought my "toys"

Selphie: I sure like those "trains"

~*~ Selphie and Squall~*~

Selphie: Hiya Squall!

Squall: ....hi?

Selphie: Wanna go make out!

Squall: I guess..

~*~ Quistis and Squall ~*~

Quistis: oh Squall I have been in love with you for such a long time..

Squall: ..

Quistis: Um.. arent you going to say anything..

Squall:...what-

Quistis: Whatever! tee hee! I knew what you were going to say!

Squall: ...Uh..

Quistis: ^_^! We are such a cute couple!

~*~ Irvine and Squall~*~

Irvine: Squall the reason i chickend out was because of your beauty..

Squall: ........

Irvine: I love you Squall!

~*~ Irvine and Zell ~*~

Irvine:..

Zell:...

Irvine:...

Zell:..

Irvine: Want to go make out?

Zell: Sure!

~*~Irvine and Seifer~*~

Seifer: Do I know you?

Irvine: All to well *wink*

Seifer: Haha! Thats right. Lets go

Irvine: Yup

~*~ Laguna and Squall ~*~

Laguna: Squall even though I am your dad.. We should be together..

Squall: ...

Laguna: My I have a sexy son!

~*~ Squall and--

Squall: HOLD IT

Amy(me): Eh?

Squall: What the hell! Leave me alone!

Amy: But your such a sexy beast!

Squall: So?

Amy: Well.. you ARE the main character so you do tie in with all the couple things.

Squall: I DONT CARE!! NO MORE END OF FANFIC!!

Amy: *sigh* Okay..

Squall: Hmph..

Amy:...*grins evily*

Squall: What?

Amy: *tackles Squall*

Squall: AH

Amy: *starts kissing Squall*

Squall: Knock it off!

Amy: *kis kiss*

Squall: Ah what the hell.. *kisses back*

~*~*~ Curtins draw with big Sign that says FIN ~*~*~

Amy: Well I hope you enjoyed.. if i Missed anyone please review and tell me so i can add them in the next chapter! And please I know the grammer is bad! So please be nice!

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