Chapter 6-Albatross Wings and Other Things
(a/n: Completely forget the whole earthworm incident. My friend told me to put it in. At least Timmy has a small part coming up soon.)
They went to the library. (a/n: duh!) So they went to the library. As they went in Peter went crazy over how many books there were.
"Gosh, you know you'd think that after being in this place a million times that he'd get used to the size," remarked Sirius as Peter ran around the room singing The Sound of Music.
"I know!" said James, "It's almost embarrassing to be near him!"
Peter wanted to make sure that he ran through every corner, even in the dark ones, full of socks. (a/n: bad idea!)
"What?" Si asked me.
(a/n: you'd better watch out for Petey.)
"Why? He's a big boy! He can keep track of himself!"
(a/n: Fine but later you'll need him.)
"Hey, Si! I bet Remus is in here snoozing somewhere! You look on that side and I'll look on this side!" called James.
"Fine, fine, fine," grumbled Sirius. Peter ran right into the dark corner.
(a/n: golly! You'd think from all the times before!) The socks, of course were waiting for him. That was the last time anyone heard Peter singing The Sound of Music. Afterwards, the song just reminded him of what had happened. (a/n: There he goes!) Sirius had finished his side with obviously no success. He proceeded to the back where the Potions storage room was. He opened the door with a creak and was amazed at what he saw: two dirty (a/n: really dirty!) socks were undoing Peter's belt and another had clamped itself on his mouth to keep him from screaming. Sirius did nothing but step over him, and scan the shelves until he found something.
"Wow! Looks like I found why Professor Yona is always so smiley!" He took a bag off the shelf and sniffed it. The toxic fumes made his eyes water, but all he could do was smile. He ran from the room leaving peter "alone" with the socks.
"James! James, check this out!"
"What?" he asked.
"Look what I found! Sniff." James sniffed and all went hazy (a/n: but I can tell you what happened!). Ten minutes later the bag had been dumped on the floor and books where all over the place. Even James. He was sprawled on the floor passed out until Sirius stepped on him. Sirius was flapping his arms slowly and walking around the room.
"Flap flap flapping my albatross wings! Flap flap flapping on my albatross wings!" he continued chanting this until James got to his feet.
"Hey look what I found!" he said, holding a bottle of rubbing alcohol and a lighter in both hands,
"Let's light something!" James was now back to his very high stage and stumbled over to Sirius, took the bottle and poured it down Sirius' leg.
"Sweet!" "Yeah this will be awesome!" said James as he took the lighter and lit Sirius' leg on fire. Sirius seemed to think this to be too cool and ran around the room leaving flaming pieces of his trousers falling on the ground behind him. Suddenly a look of sheer pain crossed his face and he flung himself on the floor and rolled around trying to get the flames out. (a/n: Of course I'm writing this and you know what that means!) The flames were getting to big to put out so the only way to keep his leg from burning off was for Sirius to take off his pants! (a/n: Whoo-hoo!) And so he did. He now ran around the room chanting the albatross song while the pants began to burn a shelf of books.
"JAMES!!!!!" screamed a rather feminine voice from the door. James and Sirius stopped dead in their tracks as Lily waltzed in. She spun around and around in circles until she got to James.
"James, what have you done??!!"
"Um. I dunno." replied the completely wasted Potter-boy.
"And why is Sirius in his underwear?"
Sirius walked up from behind James and wrapped his arms around him.
"Yes, Lily, this is exactly what it seems like. James do you want to tell her or should I?"
Lily knew better than to believe Sirius' joke. She walked around the room and put the fire out with a spell from her wand. (a/n: does she have superpowers or what???) She then opened the door to the storage room, went in, and shut it behind her. The two boys stood stunned as Lily rescued Peter from the dirty socks. (a/n: teehee!) She came out dragging a very smiley Peter behind her. (a/n: ewww! Bad socks you shouldn't do that with peter it's just wrong on so many levels) She dragged him out of the library and came back. Then she took James and Sirius by the ears and pulled them from the room. **** (a/n: bad socks! Naughty socks! OK. That was weird.)
(a/n: Completely forget the whole earthworm incident. My friend told me to put it in. At least Timmy has a small part coming up soon.)
They went to the library. (a/n: duh!) So they went to the library. As they went in Peter went crazy over how many books there were.
"Gosh, you know you'd think that after being in this place a million times that he'd get used to the size," remarked Sirius as Peter ran around the room singing The Sound of Music.
"I know!" said James, "It's almost embarrassing to be near him!"
Peter wanted to make sure that he ran through every corner, even in the dark ones, full of socks. (a/n: bad idea!)
"What?" Si asked me.
(a/n: you'd better watch out for Petey.)
"Why? He's a big boy! He can keep track of himself!"
(a/n: Fine but later you'll need him.)
"Hey, Si! I bet Remus is in here snoozing somewhere! You look on that side and I'll look on this side!" called James.
"Fine, fine, fine," grumbled Sirius. Peter ran right into the dark corner.
(a/n: golly! You'd think from all the times before!) The socks, of course were waiting for him. That was the last time anyone heard Peter singing The Sound of Music. Afterwards, the song just reminded him of what had happened. (a/n: There he goes!) Sirius had finished his side with obviously no success. He proceeded to the back where the Potions storage room was. He opened the door with a creak and was amazed at what he saw: two dirty (a/n: really dirty!) socks were undoing Peter's belt and another had clamped itself on his mouth to keep him from screaming. Sirius did nothing but step over him, and scan the shelves until he found something.
"Wow! Looks like I found why Professor Yona is always so smiley!" He took a bag off the shelf and sniffed it. The toxic fumes made his eyes water, but all he could do was smile. He ran from the room leaving peter "alone" with the socks.
"James! James, check this out!"
"What?" he asked.
"Look what I found! Sniff." James sniffed and all went hazy (a/n: but I can tell you what happened!). Ten minutes later the bag had been dumped on the floor and books where all over the place. Even James. He was sprawled on the floor passed out until Sirius stepped on him. Sirius was flapping his arms slowly and walking around the room.
"Flap flap flapping my albatross wings! Flap flap flapping on my albatross wings!" he continued chanting this until James got to his feet.
"Hey look what I found!" he said, holding a bottle of rubbing alcohol and a lighter in both hands,
"Let's light something!" James was now back to his very high stage and stumbled over to Sirius, took the bottle and poured it down Sirius' leg.
"Sweet!" "Yeah this will be awesome!" said James as he took the lighter and lit Sirius' leg on fire. Sirius seemed to think this to be too cool and ran around the room leaving flaming pieces of his trousers falling on the ground behind him. Suddenly a look of sheer pain crossed his face and he flung himself on the floor and rolled around trying to get the flames out. (a/n: Of course I'm writing this and you know what that means!) The flames were getting to big to put out so the only way to keep his leg from burning off was for Sirius to take off his pants! (a/n: Whoo-hoo!) And so he did. He now ran around the room chanting the albatross song while the pants began to burn a shelf of books.
"JAMES!!!!!" screamed a rather feminine voice from the door. James and Sirius stopped dead in their tracks as Lily waltzed in. She spun around and around in circles until she got to James.
"James, what have you done??!!"
"Um. I dunno." replied the completely wasted Potter-boy.
"And why is Sirius in his underwear?"
Sirius walked up from behind James and wrapped his arms around him.
"Yes, Lily, this is exactly what it seems like. James do you want to tell her or should I?"
Lily knew better than to believe Sirius' joke. She walked around the room and put the fire out with a spell from her wand. (a/n: does she have superpowers or what???) She then opened the door to the storage room, went in, and shut it behind her. The two boys stood stunned as Lily rescued Peter from the dirty socks. (a/n: teehee!) She came out dragging a very smiley Peter behind her. (a/n: ewww! Bad socks you shouldn't do that with peter it's just wrong on so many levels) She dragged him out of the library and came back. Then she took James and Sirius by the ears and pulled them from the room. **** (a/n: bad socks! Naughty socks! OK. That was weird.)
