dancing barefoot in my socks, this chapter is for you. Now we are going to
go off the normal line of the story to let you know what happened to the
evil socks.
What happened to the evil socks you ask? Well here is what happened to the evil socks. Down in the sewers underneath New York City streets, the evil sock ring congregated together for a meeting to find out how they were gonna get Remus so his friends would pay up. What they didn't know was that there was a traitor among them. The sock got on his cell phone and called his partner to tell him what was going to happen.
"It's going down tonight." The evil sock godfather instructed.
"Ok, boss" an evil sock henchman replied.
"Capture him and hold him in the closet again." The evil sock godfather commanded.
"Yes, boss" The socks all moved out to their positions.
~~~~~~~~~~~Mean while back at Hogwarts the FBI socks prepared to stop this evil ring of socks.~~~~~~~~
"Set up the net here." Agent Wool yelled.
"OK, boys get into you postions. Agent mole has informed us that they're on the move." Agent holes commanded while running to get a rocket launcher incase it would be needed.
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~In the Gryffindor common room~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
Remus sat reading the Literary Works of Edgar Allen Poe. When suddenly a bunch of socks wearing black sunglasses and black suits ran into the room walking and pointing their guns in front of them looking for any danger.
"Um. What are you doing and who are you?" Remus asked a bit nervous.
"We are the sock FBI and we are here to take down a sock ring who is going to try and kidnap you tonight." One of the socks replied.
"OK." Remus muttered and continued reading his book.
At that moment socks carrying PP7 Silencers and assault rifles ran in guns a blazing. The sock agent (A/N: ok I have MAGOR writers block so I'm gonna write what ever come to me so DON'T ASK) pulled out their cougar magnums and the fight ensued. The agents ran up in front of Remus to make sure they didn't capture him because they didn't want it to be a hostage situation. The bullets started flying. One sock agent was shot in between (A/N: um. what can you say? IT'S A SOCK!) the toe region. (A/N: Yeah that's it. *Cough Cough*) It let out a blood curdling scream.
Remus jumped up from his chair and screamed "NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!" and ran over to the sock, picking it up and carrying it back over to the chair with tears streaming down his face. The sock looked up at him and said weakly "I'll. be. al.rig.ht." Then curled up into a ball and died. "NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!" Remus now mad grabbed a flamethrower and blasted 4 or 5 of the evil socks to ashes. Remus cackled maliciously.
(A/N: GO REMUS!!! Remus's cheer section yelled "GO REMUS GO REMUS GONNA KILL EM GONNA KILL EM.")
Remus took a bow. While he was distracted a sock shot at Remus and missed. "NOW IT'S ON!!!" Remus shouted and jumped at them. Remus was seriously ticked now and took up his flamethrower again.. "What are you doing!?!?!?! What in blue blazes is going on here?!?!!" Sirius shouted over all of the racket. James looked over Sirius' shoulder at the scene that lay before him, socks were everywhere, fighting with.guns? And.DID THAT SOCK JUST FLIP THAT OTHER SOCK?!?! WHAT THE HECK?! IT'S USING MARTIAL ARTS! "I didn't know socks knew that." James said, surprised. "Apparently they do." Lily said, who had unfortunately come through the Portrait Hole at that moment. "GO SOCKY, IT'S YOUR BIRTHDAY! GO SOCKY GO SOCKY!" Sirius yelled encouragingly to the FBI socks. Soon the evil ring of socks were down in number and retreating toward the hills (AKA: Forbidden Forest.) The FBI socks had arrested and were questioning most of the evil socks. Sirius, James and Lily walked over to Remus who was mourning the lost agent sock, he was still cradling it in his arms. "Uuh.Remus? Are you okay?" Sirius asked tentatively to his friend. (A/N: Of course he's not okay Si! Your so insensitive! He just lost his sock!) And finally, the infamous evil sock ring came to an end...for now.
What happened to the evil socks you ask? Well here is what happened to the evil socks. Down in the sewers underneath New York City streets, the evil sock ring congregated together for a meeting to find out how they were gonna get Remus so his friends would pay up. What they didn't know was that there was a traitor among them. The sock got on his cell phone and called his partner to tell him what was going to happen.
"It's going down tonight." The evil sock godfather instructed.
"Ok, boss" an evil sock henchman replied.
"Capture him and hold him in the closet again." The evil sock godfather commanded.
"Yes, boss" The socks all moved out to their positions.
~~~~~~~~~~~Mean while back at Hogwarts the FBI socks prepared to stop this evil ring of socks.~~~~~~~~
"Set up the net here." Agent Wool yelled.
"OK, boys get into you postions. Agent mole has informed us that they're on the move." Agent holes commanded while running to get a rocket launcher incase it would be needed.
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~In the Gryffindor common room~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
Remus sat reading the Literary Works of Edgar Allen Poe. When suddenly a bunch of socks wearing black sunglasses and black suits ran into the room walking and pointing their guns in front of them looking for any danger.
"Um. What are you doing and who are you?" Remus asked a bit nervous.
"We are the sock FBI and we are here to take down a sock ring who is going to try and kidnap you tonight." One of the socks replied.
"OK." Remus muttered and continued reading his book.
At that moment socks carrying PP7 Silencers and assault rifles ran in guns a blazing. The sock agent (A/N: ok I have MAGOR writers block so I'm gonna write what ever come to me so DON'T ASK) pulled out their cougar magnums and the fight ensued. The agents ran up in front of Remus to make sure they didn't capture him because they didn't want it to be a hostage situation. The bullets started flying. One sock agent was shot in between (A/N: um. what can you say? IT'S A SOCK!) the toe region. (A/N: Yeah that's it. *Cough Cough*) It let out a blood curdling scream.
Remus jumped up from his chair and screamed "NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!" and ran over to the sock, picking it up and carrying it back over to the chair with tears streaming down his face. The sock looked up at him and said weakly "I'll. be. al.rig.ht." Then curled up into a ball and died. "NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!" Remus now mad grabbed a flamethrower and blasted 4 or 5 of the evil socks to ashes. Remus cackled maliciously.
(A/N: GO REMUS!!! Remus's cheer section yelled "GO REMUS GO REMUS GONNA KILL EM GONNA KILL EM.")
Remus took a bow. While he was distracted a sock shot at Remus and missed. "NOW IT'S ON!!!" Remus shouted and jumped at them. Remus was seriously ticked now and took up his flamethrower again.. "What are you doing!?!?!?! What in blue blazes is going on here?!?!!" Sirius shouted over all of the racket. James looked over Sirius' shoulder at the scene that lay before him, socks were everywhere, fighting with.guns? And.DID THAT SOCK JUST FLIP THAT OTHER SOCK?!?! WHAT THE HECK?! IT'S USING MARTIAL ARTS! "I didn't know socks knew that." James said, surprised. "Apparently they do." Lily said, who had unfortunately come through the Portrait Hole at that moment. "GO SOCKY, IT'S YOUR BIRTHDAY! GO SOCKY GO SOCKY!" Sirius yelled encouragingly to the FBI socks. Soon the evil ring of socks were down in number and retreating toward the hills (AKA: Forbidden Forest.) The FBI socks had arrested and were questioning most of the evil socks. Sirius, James and Lily walked over to Remus who was mourning the lost agent sock, he was still cradling it in his arms. "Uuh.Remus? Are you okay?" Sirius asked tentatively to his friend. (A/N: Of course he's not okay Si! Your so insensitive! He just lost his sock!) And finally, the infamous evil sock ring came to an end...for now.
