Weakest Link HP Style II
Ann: Welcome back to the Weakest Link! Now it is time to reveal who you think is the weakest link.
Hagrid: (reading vote) Larry Bo Jackson.
Hermione: Hagrid.
Draco: Hagrid.
Harry: Hagrid
Ron: Larry Bo Jackson.
Larry Bo Jackson: Myself.
Voldie: Draco
Ann: We have a tie peoples! Harry as the strongest link from the last round you get to pick who leaves.
Harry: Well, Hagrid didn't know what the name of our mo'fuckin' skoo was..
Ann: Get on with it!
Harry: Okay I am voting off Hagrid.
Ann: Hagrid you are the weakest link goodbye!
(Hagrid backstage after getting voted off): I really think I had a good chance at winning! It wasn't my fault I got stage fright and couldn't remember the name of the school that I was expelled from!
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Ann: Next round! Harry as the strongest link from the last round you will go first. Let's play the weakest link! Start the clock! Harry how many fingers are on the human hand?
*Harry looks down at his hand*
Harry: 1, 2, 3, 4.. four!
Ann: Wrong!
Harry: Yes! It is four!
Ann: You forgot to count your thumb, you motherfucker.
Harry: They don't call it a thumb finger!
Ann: Fuck you. Larry Bo Jackson how many big black dots are on your skin?
*Larry Bo Jackson looks down at his skin*
Larry Bo Jackson: I don't see any!
Ann: I know that is because you are stupid! Voldie what is your full name?
Voldie: I can't say!
Ann: Well too bad because your full name is....
Voldie: NO!!!!!!!!!
Ann: Voldemort!
Voldie: You stupid bitch.
*the bell rang that the end of the round was over*
Ann: That is the end of round two! You peoples didn't bank anything! Denadda!
Ann: We will vote off the next person after this commercial break!
Ann: Welcome back to the Weakest Link! Now it is time to reveal who you think is the weakest link.
Hagrid: (reading vote) Larry Bo Jackson.
Hermione: Hagrid.
Draco: Hagrid.
Harry: Hagrid
Ron: Larry Bo Jackson.
Larry Bo Jackson: Myself.
Voldie: Draco
Ann: We have a tie peoples! Harry as the strongest link from the last round you get to pick who leaves.
Harry: Well, Hagrid didn't know what the name of our mo'fuckin' skoo was..
Ann: Get on with it!
Harry: Okay I am voting off Hagrid.
Ann: Hagrid you are the weakest link goodbye!
(Hagrid backstage after getting voted off): I really think I had a good chance at winning! It wasn't my fault I got stage fright and couldn't remember the name of the school that I was expelled from!
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Ann: Next round! Harry as the strongest link from the last round you will go first. Let's play the weakest link! Start the clock! Harry how many fingers are on the human hand?
*Harry looks down at his hand*
Harry: 1, 2, 3, 4.. four!
Ann: Wrong!
Harry: Yes! It is four!
Ann: You forgot to count your thumb, you motherfucker.
Harry: They don't call it a thumb finger!
Ann: Fuck you. Larry Bo Jackson how many big black dots are on your skin?
*Larry Bo Jackson looks down at his skin*
Larry Bo Jackson: I don't see any!
Ann: I know that is because you are stupid! Voldie what is your full name?
Voldie: I can't say!
Ann: Well too bad because your full name is....
Voldie: NO!!!!!!!!!
Ann: Voldemort!
Voldie: You stupid bitch.
*the bell rang that the end of the round was over*
Ann: That is the end of round two! You peoples didn't bank anything! Denadda!
Ann: We will vote off the next person after this commercial break!
